Jason Statham at ‘Hummingbird’ Premiere

Posted on June 21, 2013

Jason Statham (pictured with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in an Emilio Pucci dress and Casadei heels) attends the world premiere of ‘Hummingbird’ in London.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Landmark, Solarpix/PR Photos, Fred Duval/Getty Images]

    • Spicytomato1

      Brad Pitt could take a page from this guy’s book, when it comes to dressing for premieres, amirite?

      • AnaRoW

        He could take a page from Brad Pitt’s book when it comes to learning how to act.

        • Rand Ortega

          I would agree except I will never forgive BP for ruining “Interview With The Vampire” along w/ Tom Cruise. (He looked the part of Louis, but his acting was terrible)

          • TheAmericaness

            I blame the director.

            • Rand Ortega

              I’m so biased, Neil Jordan can do no wrong to me. I blame the studio, Warner Brothers, for allowing Tom Cruise & his agent, Paula Wagner, to bully them into casting him & Pitt on the belief they were the most popular actors of the time.

          • julnyes

            Everyone involved with that is at fault except Dunst who made an amazing Claudia.

            I can only watch it by pretending it isn’t actually Interview, but simply a vampire film.

            • Rand Ortega

              Agreed. K. Dunst was the only standout. Great idea re: how to watch IWTV & just about every Rice adaptation (possible exception: ‘The Feast Of All Saints’).

            • julnyes

              there have been others? Oh yeah Queen of the Damned with Aaliyah and that hobbitty guy that they filmed like it was a heavy metal video – what dreckitude. Though Aaliyah was committed to the role.

            • Rand Ortega

              Don’t forget…trying to hang on to my lunch as I write this… “Exit To Eden”. If not the worst movie I’ve ever seen, it certainly ranks (not to mention reeks).

            • julnyes

              Oh, I forgot about that one – the world really needs brain bleach doesn’t it.

              That movie … it i..FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

            • Rand Ortega

              (whispering) Iman is in it.
              (HEAD EXPLODES!)

        • Spicytomato1

          I’ll have to take your word for it since I haven’t seen JS in action.

        • marlie

          Yeah, but Jason Statham has never claimed to be a serious “AH-CTOR.” People see his moves because he’s hot, has an accent, and things blow up.

          • Rand Ortega

            He’s this generation’s Charles Bronson.

          • ailujailuj

            Check.
            Check.
            And check.

          • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

            word.

          • quiltrx

            I would only add to your Statham reasons “and Vinnie Jones often turns up with him.” :)

      • drdarke

        I have to say, Statham’s look is understated, but looks right for him. The stubble helps offset the shaved head, IMO….

        Trousers even seem to be hemmed to the right length.

    • Mary Lauer

      She is going to have to stand up all night or everyone will see the good china!

      • MoHub

        He is exercising great restraint by keep his eyes straight ahead.

        • drdarke

          They’ve been together for three years, @MoHub:disqus – I’m guessing he’s used to her being a knockout by now.

    • StellaZafella

      Nope…nuthin’… and the arm candy looks like a mannequin.

      • flamingoNW

        She TOTALLY looks like a mannequin here, more than I’ve ever seen her, poses and everything

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        They also have zero chemistry and you could park a truck between them.

      • susan6

        I was going to say blow up doll, but yes….there is something decidedly uncanny valley about her.

    • imspinningaround

      Someone with a better eye than me is going to have to tell me if those monk-straps are concealing lifts.

    • MilaXX

      If only his suit wasn’t a size too big

    • homofascist

      Someone needs to get shirt off of him right away. And perhaps those pants. I would be happy to help…

    • Annarosa

      how about a tie?
      Rosie is stunning

    • Ashleigh

      boooooooooooooooring

    • hughman

      Dude is super tiny. Like Pocket Gay tiny. One day I was walking my dog (I live in WeHo) past the plant nursery around the corner and he came out with an orchid and was cradling it like a baby even tho it was HUGE compared to him. I just took one look and thought “my Precious”.

      • MrsBug

        Oh, that’s funny. And totally unexpected.

    • e jerry powell

      He’s just not a tie type of guy, is he?

      (Or a keeping-his-hands-out-of-his-damn-pockets-when-he’s-got-a-jacket-on type, either.)

    • Eric Stott

      THAT is how to do beard stubble!

    • Rand Ortega

      Dayum.

    • GillianHolroyd

      sigh. my guilty pleasure.

    • maggiemaybe

      I have no interest in what he’s wearing because I’m so distracted by how SEXY he is. DANG!

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Oh Jealous Bitches! I love them!!

    • Nicola Anna Molly Page

      I have a soft spot for dear Jason (stemming form my love of bad movies methinks) but really, it shouldn’t be so difficult for him to find a well fitting suit. Get it right or go nekkid, Jase!

    • Lesley

      he does nothing for me. rosie on the other hand can turn a straight girl..

    • Jonquil

      Rosie’s dress is impossibly unflattering. How can that young, thin body look so deflated and shapeless?

      • TheAmericaness

        In the 6th photo down, the dress somehow actually makes her look like she has wee little arms. When you look farther down, you can see that her arms are proportionate to her body. Just something about that dress and that one stance. It was weird.

        • barbarienne

          I’m positive her tiny arm is a Photoshop Disaster.

          They don’t get as crazy as magazine art directors, but someone is dicking around with at least the color of these things before releasing them to the public. Famous people don’t actually have sharp outlines around them to make them “pop” from the background red carpet. Even famous people cast shadows!

    • Chuck Barthelme

      Suit is a bit too big- jacket looks a little wide in the shoulder, and the pants are too voluminous. He could rock a more well fitted suit.

    • joancarol

      If I wore a dress that was hemmed to my fingertips, I would be arrested for public gynecology.

    • drdarke

      @mabelmaney:disqus – ROTFL!

      I suppose dating Victoria’s Secret models is one of those things you can do when you’re an aging action star – OTOH, they’ve been together for three years, which suggests it’s a bit more than a fling there. Maybe he satisfies her Daddy fantasies…?

      • editrixie

        I dunno…my daddy fantasies would never involve a guy with the incredible six-pack or guns he has, not to mention his Handsome Rob voice.

        • drdarke

          Well, not having any Daddy Fantasies myself I kind of have to guess at them, @editrixie:disqus .

          OTOH, I know what Susan Sarandon, Candice Bergen and Helen Mirren do for my Mommy fantasies!

          • editrixie

            Hee… well, I’ve never had any daddy fantasies either, I was just thinking they might not involve those things. But wow, if I ever had mommy fantasies, I would be right there with you for those three ladies!

      • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

        He can be my daddy any day.

        • veleri

          preach!

    • marlie

      YAWN. And her look is underwhelming too.

    • conniemd

      From one extreme to the other. Guys with suits so tight the pull at the button and give a tell-tale wrinkle. His is too big. His shoulder seams hit about an inch off the shoulder and the sleeves are too long. Looks like if his hands weren’t in the pockets or around the babe, the sleeves would be hanging down to the top of his thumb.

      Not to mention the pant length.

    • Anplica Fiore

      Hi. I’m Jason Statham. This is my Victoria’s Secret model girl, but she can’t stand too close and block my angles.

    • Krysta

      She looks. . . decidedly unimpressed.

      • Rachael

        I was just thinking she looks bored and would like to be anywhere else right now…

    • Ramon Figueroa

      Such a beautiful Cro-Magnon. He can drag me to his cave any day.

    • JP

      The vibe here? It’s all “I’m banging a model” from him, and “I’m just paid to stand here and look pretty” from her.

      • demidaemon

        Seems right on point, actually.

    • jmorino08

      He just screams douchebag to me when I see red carpet pics of him!

    • formerlyAnon

      My, my. We’re being treated to SUCH a run of nice men’s shoes today. These area quite nice indeed.

      I do wish the perma-stubble look would go out of style. Otherwise he looks fine, better have your suit a tad loose than a tad tight in my book, thought the current style in suits seems to be in the other direction. She looks as though she were ordered off a Life Size Barbie assembly line to me, which is perplexing as the Pucci has plenty of interest to it if you examine the dress on its own.

      • ShaoLinKitten

        And here I was, just thinking how luscious his stubble was, and wishing that Henry Cavill could look this rumpled/hot.

        • formerlyAnon

          So much easier to share nicely when we’re not all looking for the same thing, yes?

    • stephbellard

      So hot on screen, so boring in photographs.

    • clairellis

      Sweet Jesus he’s hot. They are hot. I bet he just stares at her and she cums.

    • quiltrx

      Get that collar to stand up and get those pants hemmed, darling. Oh, and you’ve got something young and vapid on your arm. :)
      (Jason definitely does it for me, in the special ‘bald guy’ section of my mind. But he’s one who looks SO much better in motion than stills can ever show.)

    • demidaemon

      I can’t get over how much fabric is not in her dress. Holy cow.

    • Ayana

      Wait, he’s wearing a suit? I was supposed to notice a suit?

    • Addicted2Glamour

      Still photography does not do this man justice.

    • acevedob

      Two things. First, another male celeb wearing a boring suit. Second, I’m always suspicious of male actors who date models. Highly suspicious….

    • Danielle L

      She’s perfect.