Jason Bateman in NYC

Posted on June 21, 2013

Happy Sausage Friday, kittens. Let’s begin.

Apparently Jason is an extreme Never-Nude, because this looks like a bit too much clothing to be wearing in NYC this week.

 

Jason Bateman out and about in New York City.

Look, he blue’d himself.

Sorry. We had to get all the Arrested Development references out of our systems. It’s early and we’re punchy and we’ve seen each episode of the new season about 4 times now.

We joke because we love, Jason. You’re free to walk the street looking however you want.

But seriously, we hope the hair and beard are for a role.

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • Annarosa

      Why not. I saw worst things.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Jason Bateman can wear whatever he wants and have as much or as little hair as he wants. Forever. My adoration for him is deep, strong and completely unaffected by outward appearances.

      • Kristin McNamara

        I was going to comment along these same lines, but now I won’t even bother. You said what I feel better than I ever could. Thanks! :)

        • largishbearishAtlish

          Remember his much forgotten show “Its your move” (I believe that was the name) he showed charm even way back then, glad he has been able to keep working)

      • Allison Drury

        I tend to like a tall, beefier guy, but I have seen him on the street in Los Angeles and I have to say that he just does it for me. Exactly as you said, regardless of what he wears or his hair, I still want to smell his neck. I just KNOW it smells like confidence and ease with a bit of humor. I am buying whatever he’s selling!

    • Eric Stott

      Not bad, but he’s looking his age.

      • MoHub

        And what’s wrong with that? I prefer people who own their age to those who go crazy with hair dye, toupées, Botox, and surgery when they’re not fooling anyone.

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        Well, almost. I know many men of his age who look less good.

        • Heather

          Exactly. He looks like a SUPER cute 45-year-old. In other words, perfect for me (age-appropriate and otherwise).

          • Kristin McNamara

            HE’S 45?! Holy shit. Now I feel that much more creeptastic for loving on him so hard. (I’m 25.) I always thought he was only like 10-12 years older than me! Bummer.

            • Heather

              Correction: he’s 44 (thanks Wikipedia!).

            • Kristin McNamara

              Okay, but still!

      • Orange Girl

        Doesn’t matter. He looks sexy.

    • epenthesis

      I’d say something, but owing to poor planning I walked out the door this morning in head-to-toe grey–shirt, jeans, sneakers.

      I did shave and fix up my hair though, so I’ve got that on Jason.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      He looks like a good many of my daily customers at my work.

      • Heather

        I want to work where you work.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          I work in a hardware/variety store in the midst of San Francisco’s Castro district. So, admittedly, a LOT of the men are gay. But the eye candy factor is indeed often right off the chart.

          • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

            “I work in a hardware/variety store in the midst of San Francisco’s Castro district”

            You really need to pitch a reality show to LOGO.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Trust me TLo, when I say we have really given it some thought. lol

            • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

              And you rock the kilt look too, right? How could they resist all that?

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              I do indeed, M’dear. every day. Last time I was seen publicly in pants was two years ago when a freind asked me to help her pick blackberries. Kilts+brambles=NO.

            • StellaZafella

              How ’bout: “Off the cuff on the cliff in a kilt”…you get my drift, sweetie.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              LOL. Many years ago, I did window display for the store; and for about 5 years there was a running soap opera that I did, involving the store manikins, called “Cliff’s Edge”. It was great fun. Perhaps the name could be reused.

            • StellaZafella

              I remember…that’s, partly, my point.
              My then-roommate and I couldn’t go for breakfast at the North Star Cafe without first seeing the latest “installment”. (And, regardless if I was buying cut shelving or a frying pan. I never left your store without raiding the little toy section!)

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              So sweet of you to remember!!!

          • TAGinMO

            “I work in a hardware/variety store in the midst of San Francisco’s Castro district, and I wear a kilt every day.”

            How could LOGO pass that up?

          • zmayhem

            Hey, I know that store! It’s an awesome place for endless browsing; the eye candy on the shelves is nearly as good as the eye candy walking around.

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Introduce yourself, next time you’re there! I’d be delighted to meet one of my fellow kittens.

            • zmayhem

              I don’t get there that often enough, unfortunately – I’m on the other side of the 17th Street hill and until recently the sprog was at the grab-all-the-shinies-on-the-shelves stage. But she’s now both big enough to not go all grabby, and starting to fall for classic films , so there’ll probably be an expedition to the Castro Theatre and the neighborhood in the foreseeable future. I’ll definitely stop in and look for a kilt. Classic, or Utili-?

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              I’ve got a clan tartan, (Douglass) several Utilikilts and about half my kilt wardrobe is pieces I have made myself. I look forward to meeting you!

            • alyce1213

              Kiltd, surely you must know this:
              https://www.facebook.com/WildEyedSouthernCelt
              A FEAST for the eyes!

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Thanks for the link! I will surely be perusing this, At Length.

            • alyce1213

              Glad to share it with you. Take it easy, though, go slow. I get giddy sometimes.
              I mean, Kilted Hottie of the Day!

            • formerlyAnon

              Suddenly, the little interest I had in Jason Bateman is entirely gone.

            • ailujailuj

              lmao
              almost typed the exact same thing.
              altho it’s kinda cute… >need popcorn<

            • MoHub

              What does a Scotsman wear beneath his kilt?

              Socks.

          • fiddlecub

            Wait, do you work at Cliff’s? I need to stop by and say hi!

            • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

              Please do!!!!

    • carnush

      Adorbs. He looks great in blue.

    • Heather

      Wait, Jason Bateman is in NYC. I’m in NYC. This means that we’re going to run into each other, right? And I’m going to confess that I’ve had a crush on him since Little House on the Prairie, and he’s going to realize his undying love for me, and we’re going to be together forever, right?

      Seriously, it’s still cool in the mornings and evenings here. Jason, you don’t need a jean jacket when you have me to keep you warm. :-)

      • largishbearishAtlish

        maybe a tank top underneath all that?

    • MzzPants

      You just know there’s cutoffs under those jeans.

    • Cecilia Lin

      The face with that beard is giving me a Kenneth Branagh feel…

      • MartyBellerMask

        You mean that in a good way, right? I’m taking it that way. :)

    • Jessica Freeman

      I find him very attractive, but here he is scaring me a little.

    • Alyssa

      TGISF! Been looking forward to today all week! :)

    • MartyBellerMask

      I like the beard. A lot. Hair is bad, but a good brushing would probably fix it.

    • alyce1213

      I’ve always liked him. The beard is fine — no neck pubes and doesn’t look grungy. I don’t mind the hair, it’s clean and a little fluffy. Monochromatic or not, he’s just fine for Sausage Friday.

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      My love for him dates back to Silver Spoons, but the denim jacket is a bit much. Maybe he’s walking to the barber?

      • Heather

        Ah yes. Him AND Ricky Schroeder. Almost too much for my 13-year-old self.

    • Anne

      There are dozens of us. DOZENS.

    • RebeccaKW

      He’s adorable and I’m fine with this on-the-street look. At least everything fits. The hair is fine, just a bit messy. Not usually a fan of beards, but his looks good. Well-trimmed, no neckbeard.

    • teensmom99

      I think he looks like a normal guy, not in that awful celebrity “now I’m a normal guy look” and he’s not pitting. So it’s nothing special but just what a normal guy might wear to hang out. And of course I have been madly in love with him forever.

    • DaveUWSNYC

      It was lovely, breezy and cool-ish Tuesday-Thursday, so I understand the outfit…and he looks great in blue.

    • Janet B

      I’m okay with this look, as long as the beard isn’t “for a role” that lasts years.

    • mhlmh

      Maybe they’re filming Another Teen Wolf Too?

    • CommenterFormerlyKnownAsR

      worth it for the opportunity for a never-nude reference. That’s the only excuse for this much denim.

    • OneBonBonIsPoison

      He just wants his kids back, man.

      • Kristin McNamara

        Huh?

        • OneBonBonIsPoison

          Tom Jane’s Catchphrase from “Homeless Dad” (from Season 2 Episode 2 – when Lindsay gets him a job building a Bluth Company house, not knowing he is an actor and not an actual homeless person)

          • Kristin McNamara

            DAMMIT. I knew that. I’ve seen the old seasons 3 times through, but evidently there are still parts I can’t remember! haha

    • siriuslover

      The hair’s not bad…almost typical JB style, but the beard, no, has to go.

    • MilaXX

      At least let the beard be for a role. I can accept that the hair is just uncombed.

    • http://www.what-the-frock.com Dana WhatTheFrock

      Still adorable though.

    • stubbornthoughts

      He’s my adorable-man-crush.

    • carolie_king

      Just have to say as I always do when he’s brought up…
      Jason Bateman’s mother thinks I have exquisite hands.

    • Just Me

      Is it just me or does he look like Hugh Jackman’s normal (not endowed by the gods with looks to make women — and men– forget their manners and just stare with adoration and awe) younger brother? It’s just me? Well, alrighty then…

    • largishbearishAtlish

      am LOVING the beard….but love a beard on most men,,,,,(and my beloved T’lo, quit hating on the bearded menfolk, some of us love some fuzzy men).
      Much love an unborn fawn.

    • MannahattaMamma

      isn’t it against the law for him to be not wearing sunglasses?

    • Beth513

      You guys kill me! Extreme never nude made me snort, and then on blue himself I about lost consciousness. I do however think that if you swap out that jean jacket for say a khaki or green then not only is he adorable, which he is, but so too would his outfit be passable.

    • e jerry powell

      Bateman in a beard is loin-moistening, so chill out.

      He could look a little more put together, though, I concede. A contrast piece wouldn’t kill him.

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      He looks adorable.

    • ailujailuj

      why does he look like he just ate someone.

    • kat89

      Love the AD references! Hilarious!

    • ankali

      He’s like the most adorable drifter serial killer ever. And I’m sincere about the adorable part.

      • ailujailuj

        I keep coming back to stare at him. I could forgive him for the things he’s done. It shouldn’t be so seductive – the way he’s sauntering down the street on laundry day, scanning for his next victim.
        (Oh for the love of Christ -pick me.)

    • demidaemon

      He looks hot. and not the sexy, I want to get freaky with you kind.

    • Faerie Nuff

      It is for a role. He was filming near my friend’s store in Rye, New York recently and caused all sorts of chaos.

    • Scott Fitler

      Is he a filming a remake of the Amityville Horror?

    • Danielle L

      Blue on blue makes my teeth itch.