Sweet Jesus on a breadstick, girl. What is wrong with you?
Debra Messing attends the 2013 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City in an off-the-shoulder Matthew Christopher couture dress with a belt accessorized with Fred Leighton jewelry and Brian Atwood shoes.
Matthew Christopher Spring 2013 Bridal Collection
Have you no mirrors? No gays? A stylist that isn’t vision-impaired? Is that man of yours incapable of giving an honest answer to the age-old question “How do I look?” Fine. We will step up and fill all four of those roles for you. Brace yourself.
Honey, that dress is actually quite cute, but – and we don’t like being the ones who have to say this to you, but we take comfort in the fact that we’re not in any physical danger at the moment – it’s a dress designed for a smaller, younger woman. That’s the truth of it, girl. It’s not fair, but there it is. There are plenty of sleeveless little black dresses with cinched waists out there for you, but this isn’t one of them, doll.
Also: the big drag queen knot top is NOT helping.
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