Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Taylor Swift in Elie Saab

Posted on June 06, 2013

Darlings, it’s the 40th country music awards ceremony this year! Those cowboys and cowgirls do so love to pat themselves on the back, don’t they?

While we all wait for Nicole to arrive to class the joint up, let’s check in with the only other worthy red carpet topic of discussion:

 

Taylor Swift attends the 2013 CMT Music Awards in Nashville, Tennessee in an Elie Saab dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals and Neil Lane jewelry.

Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Magdalena Frackowiak (ELITE)

Jimmy Choo Fauna Lace-Suede Cage Sandal

 

Mkay, Tay? It’s pretty clear from the way you’re standing that you have no idea how to wear this dress. Here’s a helpful hint: Don’t put your hands on your hips. That’s not the way to pose in a dress like this. It’s all about the flow and the drama here. Honestly, it’s really a dress that requires a Diva and a wind machine to really make work. Your “just a girl” posing just isn’t going to cut it, dear. Also, the booties are all wrong and your hair confuses and frightens us.

Really pretty dress, though. It’s just that she’s doing absolutely nothing to highlight that point.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, neimanmarcus.com]

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