Eva Longoria in Pamella Roland

Posted on June 20, 2013

Eva, believe it or not, you almost had us convinced.


Eva Longoria attends the ‘Devious Maids’ TV Series Premiere Party at Bel-Air Bay Club in Pacific Palisades, California in Pamella Roland paired with a Jil Milan clutch, and Brian Atwood heels.

Pamella Roland Spring 2013 Collection

Until you turned around. No, girl. GOD, no.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images, pamellaroland.com]

    • decormaven

      Run away! But run backwards, so we don’t have to see the flip side of that outfit. The horror!

    • Patricia Gillett

      Oh dear God! Why didn’t anyone tell her?!!!???!!!

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      The only time when a huge red period stain would IMPROVE a white ensemble.

      • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

        Haha. So baaaad. LOL.

    • Janet B

      The length of her pants and her crazy eyes were troubling me, until the last photo….yikes!

      • Rhonda Shore

        She too must have fallen prey to those weird anime contact lenses…those are only okay for an avatar in a video game. Back view is horrid but she looks fantastic in white.

        • fursa_saida

          Also the terrifying quantity of fake lashes. If you really look at her eyes in those close shots, they almost look furry.

    • RedRaven617

      She is such a bright, amazing woman. Why wear something that so obviously doesn’t fit right. It is not just the back, the pants look awful. Are celebrities allowed to tailor the clothes they borrow? It was speak so much better for the designer.

      • Aurumgirl

        Tailoring isn’t all the necessary, you can have someone flip the hem under and fix it temporarily with fusing or even clips made for this purpose. So there is NO excuse.

        Looks like an ensemble from Ron Jon’s Surf Shop, circa 1988. Nothing against Ron Jon’s, but the look at the time was plenty of bubblegummy Body Glove, trying to look tailored.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      The widow Longoria showing some ass… !!!

    • PastryGoddess

      turnaround fug?

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Jeeeez. If the fit on those pants was right, she would have nailed this.

      • MoHub

        Only until she turned around.

      • TheAmericaness

        She’s not tall enough I think for that look. Or at least it seems right on the model. Or at least if the pants fight right on her. I don’t know. i keep going back to her not being tall enough.. plus it’s just weird. :)

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      No, no, no and more no. This is ALL wrong. The fit of that stupid top, the too baggy pants, the huge ass purse, the bubble gum lipstick and all the rest, is just wrong. And that’s all before she turns around.

      • Little_Olive

        That pretty much sums it up.

    • Sobaika

      UGHHHH. I wish the pants hit her at the right length and were actually fitted to her. And also that I’d never seen the back.

    • GorgeousThings

      The new mullet outfit: Party in the front, WTF in the back.

    • Jessica Freeman

      The fit on the pants was horrific enough. Then I saw the back and my eyes are burning.

    • teensmom99

      I often like what she wears (I know, I know) but the fit was so off on this even before she turned around. Not just the pants but the top just hangs funny. Maybe it’s hard to tailor a shirt without a back.

      • Jessica Freeman

        The problem is that Eva is a wee thing and dresses like shes a 6ft super model.

        • Sobaika

          As a fellow wee thing, I contend that she can wear whatever she wants to. Proper fit and proportion (neither of which she is displaying here) is key.

          I sound like Tim Gunn.

          • Jessica Freeman


    • Garcia Loca

      How do you make a tiny-ass and fit as all heck Eva Longoria look all lumpy below the waist? This took (anti)skill.

    • MoHub

      So bad that I didn’t even get as far as the awful shoes.

    • katiessh

      oh my GOD this is unflattering

    • nannypoo

      My god what an ugly outfit.

    • MissMariRose

      Only a Texan would wear their home state on their neck. lol

      • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

        Did you recognise it or was that captioned somewhere? Because I am totally impressed by your geography! I wouldn’t recognise a NSW necklace if it walked up and bit me.

        • kaysarasara

          Texas is pretty recognizable, and I’m from Ohio.

          • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ foodycatAlicia

            I am definitely impressed!

        • MissMariRose

          I recognized it because I used to live in Texas.

      • charlotte

        I recently met a girl with a tattoo of the shape of Connecticut on her forearm. It looked like the remainder of a band aid, but she was proud and had to show it to everyone.

      • Becky

        Haha, true! I own a necklace like that too. State pride knows no bounds!

      • twigg

        I have a new jersey necklace :(

    • Melanie

      I hate everything about this except her teeny tiny Texas necklace.

    • Snailstsichr

      Hate the lipstick. It looks like it is caking and the color does her no favors. I will try to be nice and not mention that she cut up a shower curtain and slapped it on the back of a horrid outfit.

    • lrober03

      I liked the shape of the top on the side view until I realized that I was seeing sheer panels. Oh no!

    • ConnieBV

      Also: your legs are shorter, please have that hemmed.

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      This looks like a last-minute choice. OMG. The pants are too long. The top NEEDS a tall woman.

      The back is a last-ditch effort by the designer to pull off something different. The back might look way better on a tall woman. It’s bunched up here.

    • majorbedhead

      Oh my god, it’s like Mom Jeans in the back. Her butt looks saggy and bumpy and just…WTF? This is horrifying. I’m clicking back to the home page now before my eyes melt out of my head.

    • Sara__B

      The fit and fabric of the leggings are awful, but the back is even worse. I agree with @decormaven:disqus, run away backwards, Eva! Save us from that awful garment!

    • Kristobel

      Oh god is that one piece?? Yikes. I love her little Texas pendant, though. So sweet.

      • MoHub

        Hard to believe one can use little and Texas to describe the same item.

    • Little_Olive

      And she is so proud of it! And the plastic in it shimmers uncontrollably!

    • jw_ny

      …and here’s my butt! /facepalm

    • SugarSnap108

      If you tossed all my fashion nightmares into a bag and shook it around, this is what would roll out.

      • HengRu

        Shake ‘n Bake fug!

    • MilaXX

      If this was 2 pieces instead of some weird franken-jumpsuit so that they could tailor those pants to her tiny frame I’d be okay with this.

    • cowper

      Telemundo called and wants its oufit back.

    • Lori

      I wasn’t buying it from the front either. The bust fits her wrong and the molded cups or whatever is going on there look much stranger on her than they did on the model. But yeah, it’s the back that really kills it. Who thought mom jeans jumpsuit was a good idea?

    • YoungSally

      I never noticed this before – but in the close up head shots I get a distinct Rachel Ray vibe.

    • marlie

      The back of the top RUINS this look. Also, a more colorful lip or clutch or shoes would have been nice.

    • Lisa Utter

      No, no, NO. It makes her look stumpy. She’s too tiny for this mess.

    • Richard

      Does anyone else think that this looks like a poorly made Dior knock off?

    • thecitysleeps

      When a piece of clothing makes Eva fucking Longoria’s ass look big, it’s time to retire from the industry, clothes maker. Atrocious.

    • d4divine

      View from the front I thought, hem your pants tiny lady….view from the back…never mind, the hem is the least of your problems.

    • Elizabeth Flowers

      i want that tiny texas necklace though.

    • Synnamin

      My reaction mirrors yours, TLo….

      Front: “oh, cute! I love the structure!”
      Side: “actually, that cutout looks rather chic and works”

    • Trisha26

      It’s a God No from the front as well. She’s 5’2″ and is wearing the same length pants as the 6′ model? Is it against the borrowing rules to hem something?

    • demidaemon

      I’m sorry, but this is a big ol’ NO from all angles. F-ed up front hemline of shirt thing? NO. Pants made in what appears to be sweatpant material? NO. Wacked out sheer back of shirt thing? NO. Appearing at the premiere of a really stupid Lifetime “drama?” NO.

    • GTrain

      Wow. Just wow.

    • Anniebet

      Good grief.

    • ErmengardeGreen

      She looks like an honorary Kardashian. (Not ass-wise, just style- and styling-wise.)

    • Pterodactyl111

      Ug city.

    • bellafigura1

      Too big! Bad shape! Stop it!

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      Front: Adorable and chic. Back: Whuuuuuutttt???

    • stephbellard

      Considering how GORGEOUS she is, it’s a shame she never wears clothes well.

    • Pudgy Possum

      Sorry, guys, but the front is just as bad! The proportions are off and the pants are way wrinkly!

    • bd73

      her hair mostly covers the back. i’d prefer a shoe that matches the metallic on the clutch.

    • LaSylphide

      Jeez, that’s awful. Don’t these people have mirrors? Or self-respect?

    • Danielle L

      SO close.