Armie Hammer in Tom Ford

Posted on June 24, 2013

Armie. We have a disappoint.

 

Armie Hammer attends the world premiere of ‘The Lone Ranger’ at the Disney California Adventure Park in Tom Ford.

Tom Ford Spring 2013 Collection

Mr. Skinny-Bitch Tom Ford model can work this thing with some popping, locking and sass, obviously, but you cannot.

We’ve noted before how well suited he is physically to the Tom Ford cut. But the extreme cut of this jacket; the way the opening flares out at the bottom, is making him look downright hippy. Plus the color does absolutely nothing for him. This suit needs to be on a darker-skinned man. And finally, that hair and those whiskers make us weep. That is so not your look, boy. Some men can pull off the rough face, but you’re pure Pretty Boy and need to accept that. This type of grooming just makes you look kind of baby-faced and creepy.

Just an all-around terrible look for him. Tsk.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich, Izumi Hasegawa, Jonathan Shensa/PR Photos, tomford.com]

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