Zoe Saldana Double Shot

Posted on May 13, 2013

Bleh.

We are disappoint.

 

Zoe Saldana attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ press conference in Mexico City in a Bottega Veneta paired with Salvatore Ferragamo shoes.

Bottega Veneta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Andie Arthur

Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2013 Gladiator Heel

It’s a strange day in fashion when Zoe Saldana puts on a dress and suddenly the shape goes all wonky on her. The girl’s built like a mannequin. This shouldn’t be a problem. But regardless of the shape, that’s a terrible print to wear in front of any kind of backdrop like that. Poor choice of an outfit on that point alone. Then you add the totally incongruous, heavy, and frankly a little dated-looking shoes and the whole thing falls apart for us. We usually dislike a Zoe outfit because she aimed high but bit off more than she could chew. It’s rare that we dislike a Zoe outfit for just being a poorly chosen and styled disappointment.

Thankfully, Zoe doesn’t disappoint for long.

 

Zoe Saldana attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Mexico City in an Elie Saab jumpsuit paired with a Salvatore Ferragamo clutch & Jack Vartanian jewelry.

Elie Saab Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Elisabeth Erm (ELITE)

BAM.

It’s not perfect to our eyes, because we hate the modern tendency to wear flared pants down to the floor, covering the shoes. And she sure could use some freshening of her makeup at the moment, but the lady’s rocking white flared pants, a sheer blouse and a bra. That deserves some kind of respect.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, elle.com]

    • http://www.linkedin.com/pub/anne-mccandless/1a/238/38a Anne

      Is it wrong that I want to see Kerry Washington and Zoe Saldana is some sort of fashion/bitch face off? I think it’s my girl crushes on them.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I don’t think that was a great choice of bra for the job.

      • zenobar

        So true. A really simple, sleek, exquisitely tailored bra would have made more sense.

    • aeb1986

      We went from Sausage Friday to Underwhelming Monday

      • Rand Ortega

        Cutlet Monday?

    • Rand Ortega

      Not loving the Sue Ellen Mishke’s that seem to be all over the fashionsphere. Hate the dress. Even if it were better fitted I’d still hate it. & the booties.

    • Eclectic Mayhem

      It’s making me think of Rudolph Valentino in Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (1921), something about the stance, the unbuttoned shirt and the cummerbund. She looks great – and anything that puts me in mind of Rudi is okay by me!

    • Judy_S

      I think we need to know the bra designer too. She looks great in the white, strange in the dress.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      LOVE the second one! Yes m’aam, she looks amazeballs! But that first one? Just dull.

    • Sobaika

      The first outfit makes her look hippy, which I thought was downright impossible.

      I love the second, but I almost wish there’d been another color involved just to break it up. A black bra instead of a white one, perhaps.

      • Allison Drury

        Any dress that makes skinny little Zoe look hippy is just criminal! How is that even possible by the laws of physics?

    • TSkot

      Needs the cape.

      • conniemd

        Yeah. I think the cape fit the Star Trek image better. I’m also too old to think that a bra should every be shown. I’d honestly rather see boobs and nipples than the bra.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      She seems to be having herself a vaguely 90s moment.

      • Chaiaiai

        Would have loved her to swagger in to “Hold On” by En Vogue.

    • MilaXX

      No to the first look, and yes to the second. She giving ALL the attitude with that look.

    • mjude

      BAM indeed. so charlies angels in the 2nd look

    • msdamselfly

      I think the first look is attractive–like the hairdo

    • BrooklynBomber

      Whoa. Who is that in the first picture?

    • Call me Bee

      First outfit–meh.
      I would like the second much more with a cami under the sheer rather than a bra. Looks trashy. And her pants are too long.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      That is a perfect outfit for a Mexico City premiere, IMHO.

    • charlotte

      I will never be okay with a bra showing like that. Is 23 too young to clutch one’s pearls?

    • flamingoNW

      One of the few uses of a sheer blouse I can deal with. Looks great!

    • http://www.facebook.com/conysoledad Constanza Álvarez Espinoza

      I don’t like any of the two looks.
      She really looks 10 years older on the second look.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49702581 Susan Bullard Mayer

      She looks like a tall Jada Pinkett Smith in the second look.

    • http://twitter.com/LizardPeeple Lizard Peeple

      If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

    • jilly_d

      Botega Venetta: for when you weigh 80 pounds but prefer to look like a water buffalo.

    • stubbornthoughts

      I actually dig the first look. But the second look is totally badass, and only someone like Zoe can pull it off.

    • beebee10

      RESPECT THE JUMPSUIT for sure

    • E. D.

      WTH is up with flaps and ruffles on the hips?

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I don’t need to see her bra. I don’t know why she thought I did.

    • capybara_cafe

      The first look was shockingly disappointing, but dayum, look 2 is fierce!

    • l_c_ann

      Neither, the first makes her look pear shaped and the second looks trashy. She’s too good for either, unless she’s trying to change her image.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Any dress that makes Zoe Saldana look heavier and hippier than she is should be burned.

      I love the second look, though.

    • Pennymac

      Holy crap. That first picture could be a diet “Before” pic, and the second one, 30lbs “After”. (Jenny Craig, worked for me.) Except they were taken within hours of each other. Which means, somebody steered Miss Saldana WAY wrong on horrid dress #1, and surely someone else styled her for look #2?

      I’m normally not a fan of HERE’S MY BRA: LOOK AT IT! LOOK! But she looks slammin’ in that second outfit.

    • LaSylphide

      That first monstrosity makes her look fat, which the second one amply demonstrates she is not. I’d prefer a lacy camisole instead of the bra, and loathe and detest flared pants, but over all, the white outfit gets a B minus.

    • bd73

      mother always told me, no light foundation garments under light clothes. they standout against my skin and become visible. always dark undies, always. likewise printed undies. i was seven and wanted to wear panties with balloons under sheer yellow slacks.

    • TheAmericaness

      Be honest – do you guys really “hate the modern tendency to wear flared pants down to the floor, covering the shoes” because then you can’t bitch about the shoes? It’s ok if that’s the case cause that’s my main reason. :D

      Edit: Additional: I’m just saying: How do you know if they truly got it right – like is it a WERQ if you can’t see the shoe? It could be a faux WERQ…. that would be awful.

    • quiltrx

      I has a sad that she didn’t wear the cape with the second look. And that she wore her grandma’s bra.
      And man, it’s something WAY off in the shape of that first dress. It even makes the model (who’s probably skinnier than Zoe but not by much) look large in the hip-thigh area. I can’t imagine that anyone at all would look good in that thing. It’s a shame, because I like the bodice.

    • ankali

      Jesus, for that first outfit did she borrow the bottom-half fat suit Debra Messing was wearing a few posts ago?

    • shorty j

      seriously, I know I am not the target demographic of these looks (being a butch drag queen and all) but all I can think when I see things like that second bit is that she forgot her shirt. Like that time I forgot to put real shoes on and accidentally wore fuzzy slippers to the office.

    • Tatiana Luján

      I would have preferred that she wore a neutral bra and closed her shirt.

    • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

      I’d be afraid to wear that first dress if it makes Miss Zoe look hippy. I would look like a semi.

    • StrandedFashionista

      I’m seeing a walk-off a la ‘Zoolander.’

    • lobsterlen

      That first dress makes Zoe look chunky with a thick waist

      Burn that dress at the stake and stomped its smoldering ashes into the ground.

    • H2olovngrl

      Shoulda worn the cape…