Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrity fashion. Between Cannes, the Billboard awards, the opening of several summer movies and the general, all-around attention-seeking celebrities engage in every day, our bitchy cups runneth over. Prepare to be blasted in the face today with celebrity “style” (or what passes for it) as we try to catch up.
It seem Miss Zoe hasn’t had a day off from her poledancing duties in at least a month and we finally had to give up on documenting every look, but these two jumped out at us as worthy of discussion. Grab a cup and meet us in the bitchy conference room, darlings. We’ve got work to do.
Zoe Saldana attends ‘Blood Ties’ Photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Emanuel Ungaro top and skirt paired with Oscar Tiye pumps, Jamie Wolf earrings, and a Melinda Maria ring.
Emanuel Ungaro Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Edita Vilkeviciute (VIVA)
We really love this. Zoe usually looks better when she’s wearing something with a little shape or volume to it and we like that the silhouette is just a little on the odd side. Another thing she needs on the regular is an eye-catching print or graphic, which means the color-blocking and polka dots are just what the bitchy doctors ordered. Love the sleeves, especially the buttons on the cuffs, although we’re not entirely convinced on the buttons continuing down the skirt. Killer pair of shoes, too. It’s a fab day time look and you can tell she’s feeling it.
This, on the other hand, is questionable to us:
Zoe Saldana attends the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Valentino gown paired with David Yurman jewelry.
Valentino Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam (IMG)
Everything about it is pretty, but those shoulders are a real needle scratch. She looks like she’s wearing an undershirt under a strapless gown. Regardless of how pretty the rest of the dress is (and we reiterate: really pretty), that’s a design element we just can’t get past. It doesn’t work for us at all.
[Photo Credit: PR Photos, Getty, PacificCoastNews, style.com]