Witherspoon and Toth in SoHo

Posted on May 15, 2013

Attagirl, Reese:

 

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen out and about shopping in SoHo, New York City.

There’s a whole chapter in our book on how to conduct oneself post-scandal and Reese, bless her heart, is working all the angles. Basically, after you’ve humiliated yourself on several continents, you are to immediately:

  1. Drop 3 pounds.
  2. Get your hair did.
  3. Hit the street looking fabulous, head held high, laughing because you have not a care in the world.

You’ve really gotta give it to these two; they know EXACTLY what they’re doing here. Bravo, power-hungry attention whores. Bravo.

[Photo Credit: Felipe Ramales/PacificCoastNews]

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