Fifty-five, bitches. And telling you all to suck it.
Sharon Stone attends the premiere of ‘Behind The Candelabra’ during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Roberto Cavalli.
It’s just a tiny bit much, but not so bad that it makes us purse our lips and arch our eyebrows in judgment. She is who she is, and we can’t deny both that she’s got a rocking bod and that this color looks amazing on her. We don’t think that strip that cuts her in half is doing her many favors. It’s distracting and it throws off her proportions. But aside from that, it’s a perfectly Cannes-fabulous look. Attention-seeking, and glamorous. Maybe a tiny bit naughty.
With her next look, there was nothing “a tiny bit” naughty about it:
Sharon Stone attends De Grisogono Party during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Roberto Cavalli.
Nope, someone was feeling full-on Adult Video Awards naughty. But we can’t applaud this one. It’s just plain tacky. We’ll forgive a lot at Cannes, but wearing a dress that looks like it came from a mannequin in a sex shop who also happened to be modeling the latest in ball-gags is not our idea of the fun, glitzy kind of tacky. It’s just straight-up trailer park tacky. This has always been the thing with her. She never quite knew when to pull back a little.
We’re just hoping she didn’t get to close to any open flames that night. That thing would evaporate in a flash of chemicals igniting.
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