Goddamn you, Rob Lowe. Goddamn you to HELL.
‘Behind the Candelabra’ star Rob Lowe attends beach party in Malibu, California.
AGE, YOU ASSHOLE.
Couldn’t you at least have a brief awkward period? Maybe a hit-the-wall moment? Fuck you, you non-aging son of a bitch.
Oh, we can’t stay mad at you, Rob. That was just some residual anger from our teenage years, when you were no less pretty than you are now. We’re just relieved your face seems to have relaxed a bit from this:
Because MAN, that had to hurt.
If you haven’t seen Rob’s scary-hilarious turn as a plastic-surgery-addicted Beverly Hills plastic surgeon in HBO’s Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, we cannot recommend it enough. The whole film is a treat for the eyes and a succession of fantastic performances. Michael Douglas absolutely disappears into the role.
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