Paz Vega in Stéphane Rolland

Posted on May 21, 2013

Paz Vega attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stéphane Rolland gown.

Stéphane Rolland Spring 2013 Couture Collection

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, elle.com]

    • Celeste

      What. The. Hell?!?!?

    • Jeff Warhurst

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    • MoHub

      Words fail me.

    • http://twitter.com/herong Heron

      LOL NO

    • gabbilevy

      Dear designers:
      THIS IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.

      Sincerely,
      Gabbi

    • http://twitter.com/NMMagpie NMMagpie

      Wow. No real words for how “NOT AT ALL” this is.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Jeezus what a stupid dress. This entire idea of sheer dress in the thigh area made an Golden Globe winner look like a walking accident and a gorgeous French woman look like a goober. Please make it stop.

      eta: What in the fuckery is happening to Paz Vega? Where is the woman I fell in lust with in Spanglish?

    • Dan_In_NYC

      That was hilarious, TLo.

    • kipper

      It’s too silly to even be bad fashion….. trite, at best.

    • joancarol

      Asinine.

      • lobsterlen

        literally

    • Julia Dunne

      For the love of all things holy, please STOP WITH THE SHEER PANELS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!

    • sojourneryouth

      I loved the last one, but this is a bridge too far. Weird, depressed booby napkin. Thigh window. So heavy-looking at the bottom. Paz is a babe, but this just isn’t working.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        Heavy-looking AND shapeless.

        • sojourneryouth

          Yes! It all looks like it’s about to fall at her feet. And not in the sexy way.

    • YourLibrarian

      When I glanced quickly at the first pic, I honestly thought her pants fell down.

      • ankali

        My first thought was, “Oh my God, someone pantsed her!”

    • disqus_LnU860Wk1o

      WAT DA FUQ

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      You’re kidding me, right? I mean, seriously? SERIOUSLY? What the everloving fuck IS that??

    • Diego!

      Oh no… the other day she was stunning, this is really disappointing…

    • Breatheinthegood

      I’m going to swim against the tide here, but I think it’s a really interesting (in a good way) dress. It looks innovative and unusual, but I do think the feathers were a bridge too far.

      • demidaemon

        Keep swimming. I don’t know if you’ll make it.

    • sockandaphone

      that was a fun scrolldown.

    • http://www.facebook.com/seelebrennt Christina Diaz

      that ‘gown’ was a prank, right? does her stylist hate her? i just can’t.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      No! Take it to Mordor! Pitch it into Mount Doom!

    • http://twitter.com/GuidosDaddy GuidosDaddy

      Native American Space Slut realness. (Which makes me think Cher woulda rocked this… or, at the very least, have worn it)

      • Pennymac

        Yeah, in 1977….

    • ThaliaKat

      “Oh, look, the lower half of my bathrobe fell off.”

    • sweatpantalternative

      Just. No.

    • Daisy Walker

      I don’t what. I can’t even. Hell no.

    • siriuslover

      she looks stupid.

    • IAmJ

      I don’t think I can recover from the trauma this has caused me.

      • lobsterlen

        We are all going to need psycho-therapy now.

    • blueberrypanckae

      what is this trend of illusion netting?? ugh ..it has to stop! this is what it has come too!

    • Call me Bee

      “I love that dress!!!” said no one. Ever.

      • demidaemon

        See above (Breatheinthegood’s comment). And weep.

        • Call me Bee

          Well–she didn’t say she *loved* it…so I stand by my statement…LOL.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      I will attempt to cease laughing later. Even the runway model looks ridiculous.

      • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

        Me, too! Between the sheer WTF of the dress and these comments, I am crying with laughter right now!

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        The runway model looks actively BAD in this. *That* takes some talent on the designer’s part.

      • conniemd

        I can’t believe a designer would let the model down the runway with exposed boobs, one a couple of inches higher than the other.

    • http://twitter.com/thejackanory Charles

      Definitely a “scroll down fug” moment if ever I’ve seen one.

      • lobsterlen

        Does anyone do a scroll down fug of the year? Cause this should be #1. I can not imagine, nor do want to, what could top this in the scroll down fug category.

        • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

          It’s ALL fug. The *TOP* is fug.

      • MoHub

        True scroll-down fug has to look good at the top or there’s no shock/surprise when one sees the bottom. This one is top-to-bottom fug.

        • http://twitter.com/thejackanory Charles

          true, but it didn’t become truly offensive till I had scrolled down. The top is bad but the cumulative effect as you look down further and further makes it rather nauseating.

          • demidaemon

            I think that’s scroll down horror.

    • AnaRoW

      How exactly do designers convince actors and their stylists to wear these things? Do they pay them? Threaten their families? I can’t see any other reason that anyone would agree to wear this.

      • demidaemon

        She could have been drunk. Or something. I’ve got nothing.

    • mhleta

      Well, if shuffling around with her drawers around her ankles is the look she’s going for, then she nailed it. Otherwise, not so much.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      That is a LOT of toilet paper poor Paz obviously dragged out from the ladies room

    • AmeliaEve

      No. No, no, no, no.

      The fact that she is working so hard to sell it actually just makes it even sadder.

    • http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

      No

    • Michelle Dial

      She looks like she pulled her skirt down to go to the ladies room and never pulled it back up. What. The. Hell

    • mjude

      stupid… NO

    • random_poster

      Pants on the ground!
      Pants on the ground!
      Lookin’ like a fool
      With your pants on the ground!!

    • http://profiles.google.com/gillianholroyd gillian holroyd

      oh jeez, I am flashing back to the time I could feel the elastic on my panties giving ‘way while I was holding a baby, so NO!

      • nannypoo

        This actually happened to my mother while walking in downtown St. Paul MN in the ’50s. She walked right out of her underpants and kept going, leaving them behind on the sidewalk.

        • alyce1213

          Great story.

    • Qitkat

      *Dahling, please bring me a dress with feathers* says Paz to her stylist.
      The Bitter Kittens know which one the other dress was, don’t we?
      Paz: *Marchesa is soooo booooring. Definitely the Rolland, dahling. I’ll show everybody how sheer is done.*

    • Ediths_Head

      Exactly! I thought, “She’s funny!” Perhaps not what she was going for?

    • Pennymac

      Feathers on the bottom, white loincloth looking skirt on top–That dress needs the Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian.

      (That film title is definitely piquing my interest, though)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1397307912 Jeremiah Capacillo

      …why?

    • aeb1986

      I laughed outloud at this too. I feel like there’s no full post for this one because there just are no words.

    • aeb1986

      This reminds me of when you get toilet paper stuck on your shoe. She just had an entire skirt that got stuck to her …dress..? Is that a dress?

      • drdarke

        I think, or maybe I just hope, that Paz Vega is having us on with this outfit – it looks like a lampoon of high fashion….

        • http://twitter.com/SuzBald Susan Baldwin

          Ha, at first I read “TAMPON of high fashion” and now I can’t unsee it.

          • drdarke

            That works too, Susan Baldwin @twitter-17268800:disqus .

          • TheAmericaness

            YES!!!! HAHAHAHA!!

            That’s it. That’s it. *wiping eyes* The tampon of high fashion. Shut it down.

    • MoHub

      Got the hem of her skirt caught in the doorway, but fortunately, it ripped off evenly.

    • jw_ny

      ha ha ha!

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      The perfect dress for those who want to show off their upper thighs! Sorry, but taking a fugly dress and inserting a sheer panel does not make it interesting..or less fugly!

    • Nicole Ellis Semple

      no. just. no.

    • nannypoo

      Why is she looking so smug? She’s wearing the most idiotic gown ever created. We’ll see how smug she looks when she ends up on everyone’s end of the year worst dressed lists.

    • BrooklynBomber

      You know how sometimes you just don’t know whether to laugh or cry?

      • demidaemon

        This is one of those times.

    • http://twitter.com/AbbottRabbit Emily Dagger

      Every time you all post about Paz Vega, I click the link expecting to see Paz de la Huerta.

      This dress would’ve made infinitely more sense on Paz de la Huerta.

      • lobsterlen

        Even Paz de la Huerta has not enough sense not wear this dress.

    • Jessi03

      WHY is this on Whiteboard? I need to hear you rip it apart! I cannot even BEGIN to understand this concoction! I will not call it a dress.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

      My exact reaction, but in all caps. My my my.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      So. Much. Awful. All conveniently (un)wrapped in a single dress! And the worst part is, she seems to feel good about it!

    • merciblahblah

      What in the oh-shit-my-skirt-fell-down hell is this nonsense?!!!!

    • SephSki

      Nope.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      My thoughts exactly.

    • SewingSiren

      A new contender for the worst and most unflattering sheer panel ever. You have to have a special talent to make a woman this elegant look like a fool who forgot to pull up her skirt after going to the pot.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Geez Louise….

    • Kari Jay

      No, no, no, no….. Even though it’s all white, it looks like a bleached out frakendress to me.

    • clevRcat

      A beautiful woman in a hideous dress. How depressing.

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Oh holy crap — I literally can’t believe this dress! The only small bright light is that it looks better on Paz than on the model — how can the model (who we know is stick thin and flat chested) look as though her breast are going in two completely different directions.

      • l_c_ann

        “how can the model (who we know is stick thin and flat chested) look as though her breast are going in two completely different directions”
        ?Installed by two different doctors, maybe?

      • demidaemon

        I actually think it looks worse on her because they shortened the sheer panel–obviously because of the height difference–so now the sheer looks less intentional and gives more of that “toilet paper on the shoe/pants weren’t pulled up” effect.

    • rh33

      Uh, lady, your slip is showing….

    • Shoelover1512

      hahahahahahahaha what a ridiculous dress

    • ilikemints

      You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

    • jmorino08

      I can’t believe you guys put this up as a Whiteboard with no comments of your own! Ever since I saw this monstrosity on GFY yesterday I’ve been waiting to see what TLO would say about it.

      Wow… that makes my life seem even lamer than it is. I’m going to go eat some ice cream now.

    • gsk241

      It looks like somebody “pantsed” her.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I really hate this. It’s not even the random sheer section that bothers me the most, rather it’s the weird, open top. I mean, it’s unflattering on the MODEL. HATE.THIS.

    • alyce1213

      Oh my oh my. Hall of Fame ridiculous.
      What is it with celebrities names Paz?

    • lobsterlen

      Does anyone wonder or know when a star wears something this horrible, do fellow attendees ever comment about the horrible dress directly to the offend stars face? I couldn’t help myself I would have something snaky directly to their face.

      • alyce1213

        I imagine there is some serious eye rolling.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      LOLWUT?
      NOPE.
      TACKY.

    • Tracy_Flick

      GASP

      No. Does the word “gown” even have any meaning?

    • AlexisPayne

      Forget scroll down Fug, this was scroll down WTF. Did not see that coming.

    • LJCdoc

      What. The. F?????

    • ToniMacAttack

      Am I the only one who thought she was actually Penelope Cruz in that first photo and thought TLo goofed…?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      Exactly. It’s an ugly dress.

    • LibrarianLizy

      No. Just…no. Full stop.

    • trisker

      Utterly ridiculous. Can’t believe TLo decided to leave it alone. I guess it’s one of those dresses where the picture is worth a thousand laughs.

    • MilaXX

      NOPE

    • PastryGoddess

      bad no uh-uh

    • maggiemaybe

      Uh, whoops!

    • FancyPhilly

      That was my first thought, and my second, and my third. In fact, I’m still laughing.

    • Donna Tabor

      Leave aside, for the moment, that this dress makes her look as though she’s losing her skirt. What gets me more than that, even, is the “business on top” and “party on the bottom” schizophrenia going on. There’s a total disconnect in styles from the top part to the bottom part.

    • http://twitter.com/RaankyRaank Raanky

      HIDDDDD-EEEEEE-OUS!!!

    • lrober03

      it looks like the aftermath of Jennifer Lawrence at the SAG awards (if her dress did actually come apart)

    • http://twitter.com/Nancer Nancer

      All kinds of fugly. The dress, not the woman.

    • ballerinawithagun

      First thought…boots with feathers and a train, interesting. Then WTF, did Rodarte take over at Stephane Rolland???

    • crash1212

      Awful. All of it. UGH. WTF? etc.

    • LaSylphide

      It’s worse than awful: it’s silly.

    • http://profiles.google.com/jgonz85 Jasmine Gonzalez

      If you’re going to wear the dress with the sheer panel, go all the way and use the full length of the sheer panel–this comes off as half-assed.

    • j_anson

      JUST NO.

    • Anz

      Besides the obvious furry thigh-high boot illusion, the top of the dress is awful, too. The fold-over boob napkin, the shapeless belt, the sideboob, and the fit in general… I don’t even know.

    • iheartbuffy

      wtf. She killed an Ostrich or something. And skinned it so poorly. Poor Ostrich, you died in vain.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      Yeah, no.

    • Cz

      The dress is ridiculous, but I want her arms.

      *does 4 push-ups* *gives up*

    • Anniebet

      One honking ginormous disaster of a dress. Who the heck would think this is a good idea? There’s no support for the boobage for one thing (and she needs it), and I don’t even have the words for the bottom half of that thing.

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      What the hell is THAT??? /GordonRamsey

    • GoryDetails

      Um, well, it succeeds admirably at the “my dress is falling off” effect… which is what was intended, right?

      {shudder}

    • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

      That is a stupid dress. No.

    • H2olovngrl

      I think I kind of hate this…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Charlotte-Siewierkiewicz/503556621 Jessica Charlotte Siewierkiewi

      The female equivalent of wearing your pants under your ass.

    • http://twitter.com/KathrynTewson Kathryn Tewson

      PSSST! Sweetie! Paz! Sweetie, your dress is — look down — sweetie, your slip is falling off!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pamela.hunt.796 Pamela Hunt

      Yikes, NOOOOOO!!!

    • titaness25

      and they say fashion doesn’t have a sense of humour.

    • KayEmWhy

      Why Paz Vega? Why?

    • Crystal

      NO. NO NO NO NO. UNACCEPTABLE.

    • demidaemon

      This is a stupid dress, and she is stupid for wearing it. Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

    • kimiakay

      Why is she smiling again? Maybe she’s messing with us, and everyone else? It’s suggestive, everything pointing in one direction. Weird.

    • guest2visits

      omg how stupid…. just.. stupid.

    • elzatelzabelz

      Designers are just F*&king with us now, right? RIGHT?!

    • http://www.alejandra-valera.com/ A. Valera

      I can’t even. I know…that’s hardly pithy — but I just can’t. (In other news, what’s going on with that model’s tetas?)

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      I thought she literally had pulled her pants down to, um, use the restroom.

    • Kirsten Kirsten

      Dafuq!

    • CupcakeKate

      This is why we all need to read TLo’s new book. WHY do they wear this stuff? Is it because the publicity of wearing a ridiculous concept of a dress is better than no publicity at all? Do you have to earn a certain rank before you have the authority to veto dresses? These are all burning questions of our time . . . .

    • bd73

      all i see is the absence. all that’s going on with that dress and it’s the sheer that commands attention.

    • quiltrx

      YEESH.
      (and I think the model may have the biggest titscrepancy in the history of history.)

    • frannyprof

      Ugliest thing I’ve ever seen on the RC.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bert.keeter Bert Keeter

      That’s one stupid dress!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sarah.souffriau Sarah Souffriau

      Hahahahaha. I cannot stop laughing at the sight of this. How could anyone want to wear this? The baby Jesus is crying.

    • http://thishotoldbroad.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

      Stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen a lot of stupid.

    • Flannabanana

      This is just embarrassing.

    • Candigirl1968

      This confuses me to no end. And it’s making me much madder than the “t-shirts under couture” thing that’s going on with Zoe and Milla.

      Cannes should be making us all a whole lot happier.

    • Gwyndall

      Scroll-down WTF…

    • barbarienne

      I think the elastic in her skirt just went, and it slid down her legs.

      Paz, honey, just step out of it and keep walking like nothing happened.

    • http://twitter.com/maggie162 Maggie Wiggin

      This dress reminds me of a girl I saw in Williamsburg, of course, wearing jeans that she had…cut the middle out of each leg? Like she had cutoffs and also leg warmers in the same denim? It was the dumbest thing I ever saw. Until I saw this dress.

    • librarygrrl64

      It looks like her skirt fell down. Go home, Stephane Rolland. You’re drunk.

    • kolokOlchik

      I literally gasped in horror upon seeing this. It would be the truest definition of scrolldown fug if it wasn’t so ugly up-top already

    • Carolyn Nilsson

      I thought my ignorance of high fashion was causing me to miss the beauty of the dress. I am confused about the designer’s intentions, unless we’re being punked.

    • Courtney Harris

      God. Damn. RIDICULOUS.