• MilaXX

    He’s a side talker. I can only watch him for so long

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      For me it’s the nose. I can’t get past it.

      • oekmama

        Yeh, it’s a love it or hate it nose.

      • drdarke

        He looks like one of my other kid brothers, stuffed into a suit by Mom his wife. The vacant and probably-stoned stare, the nose that’s been broken too many times, the grin that says “The lights are on, but nobody’s home”….

        Yeah, feels just like a family reunion.

      • fursa_saida

        I saw an ad for this movie on the side of a bus stop, and I don’t know WHAT they did to his nose in photoshop, but it became a terrifying fleshy undefined object. Like, love or hate his nose, at least you can tell what it’s doing on his face. Whoever approved that ad was not paying attention (I hope).

    • ItsDicey

      Yeah, he can be charming, but only in very small doses.

  • StellaZafella

    My perpetual Surfer Dude,,,I’d like to do a Hawaiian Vacation with him…but I don’t think he’s gay, let alone into an old retired drag queen.

  • Coolekat

    I can’t stand him and don’t know why.

    • snarkmeister

      Ditto. Can’t stand Nic Cage either. I think they both just set off my “uber-douche!” alarms.

      • ItsDicey

        Nic Cage is in a (low) class all his own. Horribly overrated actor. Okay, i’m done ranting.

      • drdarke

        Like I said above, @snarkmeister , he reminds me of one of my kid brothers – the one who STILL can’t remember my wife’s name after we’ve been together for thirty years?

        Add “stoned” to your “über-douche” description, and I’m with you….

    • MsOlympia

      There’s nothing sadder than a 40-ish ex frat boy still hanging on to the glory days.

      • Nicole Little

        Really? Because he vibes laid back, knows who he is and wears it well to me. But I’m sure he’s crushed being called out for his age (?!) and will cry his non-botox, real-nosed face into his money stuffed pillow tonight.

  • Aurumgirl

    There are a couple of things about Owen Wilson that make him attractive (at least, to me): one is that nose, because it has character; and the other is he’s funny. He’s squandering his looks here. Just imagine him in a great suit that fits, with adult shoes, some beard grooming, and a colour that actually gives him some life.

    • quiltrx

      I feel that way about Adrien Brody’s nose, so I can relate.

  • StrandedFashionista

    It’s a whole lotta nothing. Part of me thinks he’d be perfect for a slightly rumpled linen suit, but that could just be residual love I have for him from ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ wanting to dress him up in something more exciting than a banker suit.

    • 3boysful

      To me, it’s a bit college professor more than banker. The crepe soles, perhaps? I prefer his brother.

      • StrandedFashionista

        I’d have to look at their filmographies and pick my Wilson brother allegiance based on how many movies I liked.

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        My best friend and I joke all the time saying we get along so well because if it came down to it, I’d go for Luke, and she’d go for Owen. The foundation of all strong relationships…

  • deathandthestrawberry

    He’s about a decade too old for that hair style. Still, I have an odd attraction to the Wilson brothers. I’d do him. Not gonna lie.

    • merciblahblah

      YES. 10 years ago I loved the hair on him. Now? It just smells of desperation and maybe a bit of weed.

    • oekmama

      OMG! I didn’t know he had a brother. Well, two. Just googled em, and have to agree about the attraction. It’s not odd. If we get more members, maybe we can do t-shirts and mugs.:-D

  • kimiakay

    He’s been on my irrational list for some time. I’d like to see him immaculately groomed and not being an idiot in a movie or in an interview then maybe I’d change my mind. He looks rumpled a bit here, just like he always does. His shoes are a mess. His hair is yucky. I guess I like his shirt.

  • crash1212

    I think he looks cute. Nice suit, hemmed appropriately, fits him. Good contrast with shirt and tie. Head is groomed if tousled. What’s not to like? Well…maybe hands in the pockets AND THAT GIANT EYE LOOKING AT ME third panel down.

  • majorbedhead

    I don’t know why he bugs me so much, but he does. It’s as though he wants to look like a goofball.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

    NOPE. (See also – my complaints regarding the theme of this movie in the Jessica Szohr comments.)

  • alyce1213

    I kinda like him in spite of myself, but he really needs an update — especially the hair.
    Are those crèpe-soled shoes? On the red carpet? (Is that even allowed?)

  • gracedarling

    Ouch, that hair. He needs to take a cue from Patrick Dempsey as to how to best highlights The Nose in one’s middle years. Sharp hair makes a scruffy suit look insouciant and intentional, but this…

  • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

    I will forgive him a lot because of Zoolander.

  • R.A.

    Accountant suit. Hands in pockets. Hair needs a wash and face needs a shave. This is a T-NO.

  • Chris

    I don’t get the Owen Wilson thing. He used to play the spacey surfer dude but in Midnight In Paris he suddenly morphed into Woody Allen lite. I confess I watched Midnight In Paris solely to catch all five minutes of Tom Hiddleston’s performance.

  • judybrowni

    Okay, I realize the under-chin beard hides creepy middle age under-chin, on aging man-child, but…

    I, for one, am heartily sick of the trend in scraggly face hair on men.

  • marlie

    He looks like a typical office drone at an after-work happy hour or something.

    • OrigamiRose

      Perfect description! :)

  • Scoobydrew

    I hope Hansel never changes.

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    Love me some Owen Wilson. His hair is pretty. He plays self-centered very well. So adorable.

    I could do without the beard. He looks nice.

  • msdamselfly

    He’s darling

  • Cynica

    Does no one own a razor anymore? Ladystars are waxing everything, and guys can’t bother to shave. So. Sick. Of. Stubble.

    • Donna Tabor

      Oh, honey, that’s the story everywhere, not just with stars. You see women decked out to the nines with dudes in baggy shorts, flipflops and wifebeaters. It’s ridiculous.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    The look isn’t so bad in a frat boy goes to a wedding sort of way. A little scruff kinda suits him too.

  • JP

    It’s very disconcerting seeing him standing in front of his own giant head…!

  • Janet B

    Dude!
    You are a good looking man, why cover it up?

  • quiltrx

    It’s time for he and Vince to retire this frat-boy schtick and move on a bit….Jim Carrey’s a good example of what I mean. From glimpses occasionally seen in earlier films, they’re both capable of much more than they’re doing. Yes, they’re raking in the money, I know…but a little growth as a performer would be nice to see.

  • PeaceBang

    Disconnect between the aging frat boy routine — of which I am sick unto the death — and the dull big boy suit. The yellow teeth depress me.

  • demidaemon

    This is really, really bad. And cheap looking.

  • Kirsten Kirsten

    Surfer dude goes for job interview at a bank

  • Qitkat

    Owen Wilson has annoyed me ever since I can recall. But I loved Midnight in Paris so much, in spite of his presence, that he moved to my irrational barely tolerated list. It’s the voice, and the *aw shucks* false attitude that throw me off. For me he is one of those actors who always plays the same part, no matter the story or character.

    Here the shoes are abominable, but the rest of his look is just very ordinary.

  • siriuslover

    He bugs me. I just can’t deal with him and his dress in these photos doesn’t help my impressions of him.

  • EditKitten

    Looks like every other guy going to work in Manhattan … but even they wear better shoes.

  • Nan

    He looks… schlumpy. Is that thing? Because that’s what comes to mind.

  • doowop1952

    If anyone has a nose that looks like a broken penis, it’s him!

  • Robin K. Osterberg

    Oh My God…. He’s become Dennis Hopper!!!

  • librarygrrl64

    Yawn.

  • jmorino08

    I have four words for you, Owen. Moi. Sture. Eye. Zer.