Milla Jovovich in Chanel at Cannes
We clapped and squealed with delight* at first sight of these pictures. “Something bold and graphic!” we cried. “Bold and graphic on the red carpet! Huzzah!” We do so like when someone tries to be interesting, darlings. And besides, anything’s better than another fucking lace gown.
*exaggerated for dramatic effect
Milla Jovovich attends the premiere of ‘Blood Ties’ during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Chanel couture gown paired with Swarovski jewelry.
Chanel Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Aymeline Valade (WOMEN)
But we don’t know, you guys. It kinda looks like wallpaper. And it’s the second dress today that looks like an undershirt paired with a strapless gown. And we’re weirdly focused on the lack of belt, as if that thin red strip of leather in the runway shot somehow radically alters the look – but it kinda does, right? And yikes-on-toast, is her hair and makeup scary-awful. And boy-howdy, do we sound cranky right now. And land-o-goshen, we should probably shut up.
What we’re trying to say here is, we thought we liked it and then it turned out we didn’t and now our disappointment has made us cranky.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]