Y’know… we’re gonna give her this one.
Miley Cyrus attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Balmain jumpsuit paired with Givenchy sandals.
Balmain Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anna Selezneva (SILENT)
Givenchy Black Leather Shark-Lock Heel
Yes, she looks like a mime, and her makeup’s too harsh, and the shoes are a really odd choice for the outfit, and the nails are HELLA tacky with the outfit, but considering how many of the attendees heard “Billboard Awards” and heard “GET NAKED ON THE RED CARPET,” we think this makes a fun, slightly chic (if more than a bit overworked) look. If nothing else, it’s different. And it’s hard to be different when everyone shows up looking for the maximum amount of attention. But isn’t there something refreshing about a gal who decided that, instead of flashing her tits or ass at the cameras, she’d instead wear almost-literal clown clothes. Besides, there’s a certain air of Elvis about the look and that’s kind of cool, given the venue.
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