Met Gala Red Carpet Rundown, Part 1

Posted on May 08, 2013

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!

 

Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture

It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.

 

Blake Lively in Gucci Première

Enh. S’alright.

 

 

Chloe Sevigny in Proenza Schouler

BOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

We’re too tired to come up with an alter for her at the moment, but suffice it to say, she’s Russian, and she’s pissed.

 

Dakota Fanning in Rodarte

Another Fanning sister in another Rodarte dress we’re surprised to like. Boring styling. Elle might have looked a little cray-cray, with eye makeup that was more Punky Brewster than punk, but at least she went for it.

 

 

Emilia Clarke in Ralph Lauren

Beyond Dullsvile. It is known.

 

 

Julianne Hough in Topshop

This has kind of a fun, “John Hughes movie” sort of vibe to it. She’s Molly Ringwald’s wisecracking best friend.

 

 

Kate Bosworth in Balmain

That’s a hot dress.

 

 

Katie Homes in Calvin Klein

Very elegant; a little on the beachy-bridal side of things.

 

 

Kelly Osbourne in Marc Jacobs

We don’t quite get what she’s going for, but we appreciate that she’s going for it, if that makes any sense.

 

 

Kerry Washington in Vera Wang

Another nicely dramatic tip of the hat to the theme of the event.

 

 

Kirsten Dunst in Louis Vuitton

It’s kind of a weird dress, but it’s striking and it works for her.

 

 

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Calvin Klein

We were all set to bitch about how boring this look is for the Met Gala and then we realized who we’re talking about. Since she’s not dressed like a homeless person or a spinster middle school teacher in 1975, we’ll take it. It’s simple and chic, which is what she should be all about, no matter what the venue is.

 

 

Michelle Williams in Saint Laurent

Enh. Not really feeling it.

 

 

Nina Dobrev in Monique Lhuillier

It’s sort of classic Madonna meets modern high fashion, which means we love it.

 

 

Olivia Wilde in Calvin Klein

We’re yawning so hard we think we might have dislocated our jaws.

 

 

Renee Zellweger in Prada

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Someone apparently fucked with her and told her it was a Mad Men-themed party.

 

Rita Ora in Thakoon

It’s a cool look, if a little unambitious for the evening.

 

 

Stacy Keibler in Rachel Roy

Hot dress; weird Buck Rogers shoes.

 

Uma Thurman in Zac Posen

SERVING, BITCHES.

Stand back if you can’t handle the fierceness blasting all over you.

 

 

Zachary Quinto in Vivienne Westwood

We’re ambivalent about the outfit, but we just adore the blue Bob’s Big Boy hair.

He looks like a character on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Mekka-lekka-hi, Mekka-hiney-ho, Zac!

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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