Never judge an outfit by its thumbnails, darlings. That’s going to go in our book of aphorisms, Opinionated Tom & Fabulous Lorenzo’s Almanac.
See, we thought we were going to trash this outfit for looking severe and matronly.
Cameron Diaz attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Stella McCartney.
But when you zoom in on the details, we find that her face looks lovely, the gown is stunning, and that belt is ridiculously kickass. Clearly, Miss Cameron doesn’t want to spend the evening hugging people. And for an event like this, which is Fashion Bitch Central and attitude is required just to get near the front door? That kind of touch is golden.
IN! 21st Century Hitchcock Bitch with an Edge!
OUT! Isn’t that dress more Helen Mirren than Cameron Diaz?
Solange’s Tits n’ Awning dress failed to excite the kittens, who voted it OUT.
[Photo Credit: Getty]