Martha, we love you. We love you for teaching us how to fold fitted sheets and we even love you for ruining our Christmas (and most of our backsplash) lo, these many years gone (because we got a good story out of it). We loved you when we saw you from a few feet away at the Ralph Rucci show during Fashion Week, dressed as you were in brown leather pants and stiletto heels. We love watching you make incredibly complicated Polish Christmas cookies with your mother, and we love even more to watch you collaborate on some craft project with one of the many nervous, high-strung queens in your employ.
You are a diva, Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City.
Now go home. You’re drunk.
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