Darlings, let’s all grab a subordinate, take them to a dark bar, and commit adultery this evening, shall we?
Does this not look like a place where Roger or Don might hang out? Grab a seat. We’ll set up the tab. Old Fashioneds are half-price during Happy Hour.
SPOILER ALERT: Hugely revealing Mad Men preview to follow! Avert your eyes!
Talk amongst yourselves, darlings. Feel free to shout out “WHORE RED!” or “BLUE AND GREEN!” at weird moments. Your viewing buddies will all think you’re nuts, but we’ll know the real truth, won’t we?