Lea Michele in Roberto Cavalli

Posted on May 28, 2013

OF COURSE:

 

‘Glee’ star Lea Michele attends Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution’s 2013 LA Screenings Lot Party in a Roberto Cavalli dress accessorized with Brian Atwood sandals and Dana Rebecca Designs jewelry.

Roberto Cavalli Spring 2013 Collection

Dana Rebecca ‘Sylvie Rose’ Rings and Bar Earrings

Of motherfucking course.

We knew we should have been gentler with her the last time. What were we thinking, using the phrase “old lady” in a post about her? We’ve driven her screaming back into the relative safety of her comfort zone; her skin-baring, trying-too-hard comfort zone. We’re so sorry, Lea. We should have been more sensitive. But since apparently a careless whisper will have you falling back on your old ways and worst instincts, let’s see what being real bitches about it will do.

Honey, that makeup ads 20 years to your face and has everyone in the room peering a little closer to see if they can determine what skin problem you have that you’re trying to cover up. It is fundamentally NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU, DEAR. In fact, we want you to start using that as your mantra, whenever you get the impulse to dress like Chita Rivera again:  NAGIFYD. Learn it. Live it. Now go home, scrub that shit off, and go find a cute outfit to wear.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com, danarebeccadesigns.com]

    • majorbedhead

      Those are some serious Tammy Faye Baker eyelashes there. She looks a mess, from head to toe.

      ETA: I do like the rings, though. Those she can keep.

      • gubblebumm

        Her eyelashes don’t even match

    • gabbilevy

      She is objectively the. worst.

    • Diego!

      hahahaha we knew this was coming sooner or later. What a DISASTER! She looks like a working lady!

      • drdarke

        No, she looks like she’s made up for Date Night with her guy (or gal – I’m no bigot!), wearing makeup and styled hair on top of a negligee with heels, @diegoelunico:disqus ….

        • Diego!

          You’re right, she dated Zac Effron when he was very androginous. You got a point there. Period. LOL xD

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

          yes, it looks like a nightie!!!

    • gurl boy

      No more…PLEASE!

    • Jessica Freeman

      Lea honey, lingerie is not clothing. Just stop it.

      • YoungSally

        Ooh — Madge (or is it MDNA now) wants you to say that to her face.

    • Jessi03

      HAHAHAHA! Oh look, she and I have the same ring. Mine was $2 at a drag store. Lea here looks like a $2 drag queen. I feel a kinship.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        That’s really unfair to drag queens!

        • Jessi03

          To queens who spent $2 on their whole getup? Nah. Most drag queens spend a lot more than that!

    • MarTeaNi

      I’m having a Paz de la Huerta flashback with that ill-fitting dress and poor lip-color choice.

      • MK03

        At least Lea wore an actual skirt under this…

        • MarTeaNi

          It was always a skirt, it just got unfortunately caught between the model’s legs into a strange black silk sexy diaper.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      And she was doing so well, too! Too bad her dress didn’t arrive in time and she to go out in her slip.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      UGH, it’s all SO BAD. There is not a redeeming point to be found.

    • Janet B

      I like her hair and I’m happy she ditched the sheer skirt thing.
      Still searching for that middle ground.

    • shinobi42

      Oh 80s french braid. She looks like she’s auditioning for the “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” remake. (This time without the bangs! Ooo Edgy.)

    • alyce1213

      She looks hard and cheap, right down to her Wite-Out finger and toe nails.

    • Evy B. Colón-García

      That’s an offense to Chita Rivera… Chita Rivera is FABULOUS!

    • MilaXX

      Head to toe awful. Too much fake tan, too much makeup and hiddy outfit.

    • Yakov Macktasmania

      What does NAGIFYD mean?

      • Jessica Freeman

        NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU, DEAR

    • BrooklynBomber

      Funny thing is, I liked that “pink gown by Israeli designer Alon Livné.” I thought she looked more real, more her age, less trying-too-hard. I’d probably have liked it even better if she’d paired the top with pants, but I thought it was cute, and I think she’s sexier when she’s not trying so hard for for sex bomb.

      • MarTeaNi

        I didn’t mind the pink outfit although I too would have preferred it with say some white cigarette pants.

        This out is what I call “check-list sexy.” There’s a list of “sexy things” (boobs, butt, short skirt, skirt with slits, red lipstick, mascara, stilettos) and the goal is to check of as many items on this list in one look as possible. Once you do that you achieve the caricature image of “sexy.” All this outfit needs for a clean sweep is fishnet thigh-highs and some body glitter.

        • demidaemon

          I think once you hit everything on that list, you are one dollar away from being a “working girl.”

    • MoHub

      Nice slip. Don’t you want to put a dress on over that, Lea?

    • BrooklynBomber

      Also, I am tired of tatts. Is there anybody out there under 40 who does not have one?

      • MarTeaNi

        I’m tired of people with loads of money getting really shitty tattoos. You have money! Use it! This is the kind of thing drunk broke college students wake up in the morning with, having no memory and $5 lighter than they thought they were.

      • DeborahJozayt

        I’m an under 40-er without! I just always see an idea for a tattoo that looks really neat, see how much it would cost to get that tattoo, and buy a purse with that money instead. At least I can re-sell the purse!

        • BrooklynBomber

          What a great excuse–oops, I mean method–for buying a purse!

      • demidaemon

        Me.

      • JasmineAM

        I adore tattoos, but famous people seem to get really shitty ones.

    • Jennifer Ford

      Ugh. Close your mouth, Lea, unless you were going for porn-star-on-the-red-carpet. If so, then congrats. Nailed it.

    • MoHub

      Please refrain from insulting Chita Rivera. That is all.

      • girliecue

        I join you in defending Miss Rivera’s honor.

    • thecitysleeps

      She looks like a d-list reality starlet 3 years after their reality show got cancelled. Why, Lea, WHY?

      • MoHub

        Maybe she’ll be a “Real Housewife” when she grows up. The potential is there.

    • Mismarker

      This look is the antonym of the words “young” and “fresh”.

      • TAGinMO

        Old and rotten?

        • twocee

          Rode hard and put up wet.

    • nannypoo

      She looks sweaty, like a character from Tennessee Williams. And I notice she is deploying her sultry face to go with the outfit. I should be laughing but instead she makes me sad.

    • decormaven

      And she used Wite-Out for polish. Aaargh!! This day was rolling along great, fashion-wise, and this pops up. Is she just blissfully unaware?

    • Garcia Loca

      That is the youngest Sicilian widow I’ve ever seen.

    • Jake

      She now looks like an OLD slutty lady. Her make up and hair look AWFUL and that dress looks like my grandma’s funeral napkins.

    • lobsterlen

      I didn’t know Lea Michelle was doing porn now?

    • SewingSiren

      Perfect outfit for the formal whore’s breakfast. Although I would insist on a blush satin bed jacket for the sake of modesty.

      • NYCGlamourpuss

        “Formal Whore’s Breakfast”! I love it!

      • marlie

        Nice Mad Men reference. ;)

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      Why is Lea wearing her nightgown?

    • RedRaven617

      So it’s not a pajama party? Between the baby doll nighty and the white nail polish I was sure….

    • ushoda

      But what the hell! Use the 3 of them in one fkn finger!

      • StrandedFashionista

        You’re so right! Why didn’t she stack?!

        • Diego!

          Let’s not even bring up her nails… O_O

          • RebeccaKW

            I’m pretty forgiving with crazy nails, as I love crazy nails myself. However, in most cases, white nail polish looks like you got bored at work and painted white out on yourself.

    • Poeta Paz

      Do not insult Chita Rivera. She’s my homegirl and deserves better.

    • amber.

      Y’know, I’m just glad she did something with her hair. I guess that’ll do. *sips tea*

    • StrandedFashionista

      Perhaps it’s just because I haven’t had my morning coffee, but I think the dress (in theory) could work on one of those waifey, perpetually underaccessorized girls at Cannes right now.

    • Little_Olive

      It seems like the very least of her problems here, but THOSE EARRINGS ARE AWFUL

    • scrappy1

      Too much makeup; not enough clothes.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14301272 Kate Gorton

      Icky.

    • Kwei-lin Lum

      Oh, dear, underneath the makeup she looks so sad and uneasy.

    • christinewithanx

      Ohhhh, poor thing looks constipated. I really hope her slip stayed on.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

      She looks like one of the whores from the Kit Kat Klub.

      • MoHub

        The real females or the cross-dressers?

    • TSkot

      You insult the legendary Ms. Rivera.

    • Dhammadina

      NAGIFYD. Great.

    • filmcricket

      Oh dear.

      The thing is, the smoky eye/nude lip thing that so many starlets are parading around to their utter detriment in fact looks really good on Lea. So I wish she’d do that more often and stay away from the dark lipstick and in particular the heavy blush. At least her hair’s out of her face.

      That dress does not bear speaking of. It’s awful on the runway and awful in real life.

    • flamingoNW

      You know, I’m not always on the Of Course bandwagon, but this time…. yikes. Horrible.

      • MoHub

        For her, it’s “of course redux.”

    • notterriblybitter

      She’s got a book coming out. It’s a combination memoir/how-to/style guide. I just thought I’d share that since everyone seems to want to emulate her style.

      • demidaemon

        You are kidding, right? RIGHT? I fear that she will create style clones everywhere in my life. That is nightmare material.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QFW22QV426LUOEPGASPZJWJMDE MishaFoomin

        I want to press the dislike for the idea of her book but not for your comment!

    • shirab

      On the plus side [grasping at straws], her shoes seem to be the correct size.

    • NYCGlamourpuss

      “Of motherfucking course.” Atta boys! Love you for that!

      Also, Lea? Benefit Cosmetics called. They want every single bottle of BeneTint back – you’ve depleted their stock, and Sephora stores all over the nation are complaining.

    • Judy_J

      In addition to the fact that her makeup appears to have been applied with a putty knife, her eyelashes are weirdly spiked on one eye and semi-normal looking on the other eye. If she’s using that brand of mascara she’s been hawking, I sure wouldn’t buy it.

    • conniemd

      Pose, dress, make-up = skank.
      Leah honey, you look look a cheap hooker. If you want to wear that kind of dress, you need to have either a fierce Madonna face pose or a JLo innocent looking face.

    • barbarienne

      Obviously the dress, makeup, etc are appalling, but am I the only person looking at those earrings and saying WTF? That is not an attractive design. They look like large staples in her earlobes.

    • mhleta

      Love the hair. She does look like she’s dealing with an actual skin problem, though. Rash on forehead and face. The dress is a glorified doily. Her publicity people need to recognize the problem–that she comes off as inherently unlikeable–and they need to fix it or her career will be very near the end of it’s shelf-life.

      • marlie

        That could be one of those things where they’re trying to use the makeup to cover the blemishes, but the the makeup *causes* the blemishes. That happens to me when I wear makeup, too, so I feel her pain.

    • marlie

      I just… can’t. I give up on this one.

    • http://profiles.google.com/rosatcollege Ros Clarke

      She looks unhappy. And desperate. But mostly unhappy. And in that frock, I can see why. Girl needs to start wearing clothes that make her smile.

    • http://twitter.com/A_SmallFry AC

      Reading the words “careless whisper” immediately had saxophones playing in my head.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Excellent.

    • Carlos Mo

      She looks so cheap, and tacky!

    • blueberrypanckae

      I do like her hair up like that….but the nighty and hooker make up gotta go!

    • Chris

      It’s funny because whenever you see a paparazzi shot of her not working, just out and about she has no makeup on whatsoever. She also dresses very casually, lots of jeans, bohemian skirts and flats. She looks so much better and 30 years younger. I wish she would switch to Nina Dobrev’s stylist (she also does Emma Rossum) whoever Lea is using is awful.

    • Donna Tabor

      What an ugly dress.

      And doesn’t that ring look like a man’s old-fashioned class ring?

      • SewingSiren

        I was thinking mood ring from JCPenny circa 1975.

    • l_c_ann

      I read it as “L.A. Screaming Pot Party” and it almost made sense.

    • LaSylphide

      Not a good look. And bye the bye, the model looks like her legs are detached from her body. Are they?

    • AndreaSkates

      A teddy is not a blouse any more than leggings are pants.

    • Adelaidey

      She’s finally transformed into a fifty-year-old who looks remarkably good for her age.

    • formerlyAnon

      THAT is one unflattering dress. The makeup is a mistake, but isn’t that why one has makeup artists? Because they are supposed to know what they’re doing? So what was the issue here? She looks as if the concept was ’20s flapper flat-chestedness with a ’70s Cosmo girl makeup pallette, and then it was all executed dreadfully wrong. Heads need to roll.

    • Anniebet

      Sad, just sad. I feel sorry for the girl, the fabulously rich and famous girl who could purchase the best advice and styling on the planet and this is what she comes up with. Actually, it’s not just sad, it’s nearing pathetic.

    • SylviaFowler

      She looks like one of Uncle Mac’s hookers. Perhaps the one who took Aimee’s place.

    • BlueBell42

      Girl goes out in nightie. With bad nails and makeup. That’s what I call this mess.

    • Di

      Her mascara is a joke. I mean, come on. Blargh.

    • silaria

      Actually… I kind of want to give her this one. The dark lipstick and the lashes give her a very film noir femme fatale look, and the dress works with it. For once, the vamping actually fits in character with the look. I… I really like it.

    • Warrior89

      Did she use wite-out on her nails???

    • JP

      This is a woman in desperate need of a stylist, or at least a gay friend who won’t let her out of the house looking like this.

    • Isabel

      The other ring and earrings are affordable! And cute

    • amanda lynn

      what do i like? looks like the blonde is gone.

    • j_anson

      Woman. Hire someone to teach you to pose. You have three settings, and they all don’t work.

    • demidaemon

      SIGH.

    • quiltrx

      Lea, honey? You forgot to put your dress on. Now everyone knows what you look like WITH your ‘shimmy’.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      The fake tan is making the baby jeebus cry big, salty tears.

    • lilyvonschtupp

      She’s ruined every song she sings, why not ruin every dress she wears?

      But as a jewelry whore, I’m drooling from the earrings and rings.

    • bellesprit

      Within the last couple weeks I’ve gone from being irritated by, and tending to mock, her red carpet appearances to just feeling very very sad for her. Really; now my heart breaks for her. She is trying so damned hard and going off the rails every time. She doesn’t appear to have anyone around her who’ll give her loving & real evaluation of how she presents herself. Awful. She’s a talented girl and a very pretty girl. Please! Some wonderful gays come into her life to save her!

    • guest2visits

      Has anyone started a collection yet to find the special brace Lea needs for that knee-cap….
      Why won’t she stand up!! She’s always collapsing to her right (left?). And it appears she’s breaking out in that common celebrity skin-scribble, too…sad. I might like this revealing slip dress more if she wore it like a woman and not like a little trollop hanging out on a steamy street corner. She looks like she’s in stage costume; which is probably why I find her so irritating most of the time.
      Best thing: I do like seeing those heavy bangs off her face, pretty up-do.

    • Jillybean

      My god she looks horrible.

    • Guest

      The ONLY good thing about this is that she isn’t wearing her stupid goddamn “Cory” necklace – sweetie, you’re dating your on screen boyfriend. I’m glad you’re not so stupid as to tattoo yourself for the 20th time with his name on your ass or something, but a gold necklace with his name on it is not much better.

      Now please go home, shower, and change. You and I are the same age – you shouldn’t look 20 years older than me. Wear something that makes it look less like you desperately want everyone to want to get in your pants. Leave your bedroom clothes in the bedroom from now on. Thanks.

    • Guest

      The ONLY good thing about this is that she isn’t wearing her
      stupid goddamn “Cory” necklace – sweetie, you’re dating your on screen
      boyfriend. I’m glad you’re not so stupid as to tattoo yourself for the
      20th time with his name on your ass or something, but a gold necklace
      with his name on it is not much better.

      Now please go home, shower, and change. You and I are the same age –
      you shouldn’t look 20 years older than me. Wear something that makes it
      look less like you desperately want everyone to want to get in your
      pants. Leave your bedroom clothes in the bedroom from now on. Thanks.

    • Jessica O’Connell

      The ONLY good thing about this is that she isn’t wearing her stupid goddamn “Cory” necklace – sweetie, you’re dating your on-screen on-and-off-boyfriend. I’m glad you’re not so stupid as to tattoo yourself for the 20th time with his name on your ass or something, but a gold necklace with his name on it is not much better.

      Now please go home, shower, and change. You and I are the same age – you shouldn’t look 20 years older than me. Wear something that makes it look less like you desperately want everyone to want to get in your pants. Leave your bedroom clothes in the bedroom from now on. Thanks.

    • Rebecca Clifford

      Why is she so orange-y? She’s in Berlusconi land.

    • Pterodactyl111

      She looks like a sad, fancy hooker.