Hi Joel. Welcome to our judgment. It only hurts the first time.
Joel Edgerton attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Ermenegildo Zegna.
Okay, first: kudos on the grooming. That’s some nicely styled hair and a well-groomed beard. But here’s the thing, Mr. ManlyBeard: you need to get a makeup gay to brush a little light bronzer or something on your face before you go out, just to even out the skin tone and not make you look quite so drunk.
Now don’t get all huffy with us. You wear makeup every working day of your life and this is just another working day, right? We think if you’re gonna sport a suit that costs more than a late-model used car, a little bronzer isn’t going to kill you.
Nice suit, by the way. Try not curling up in a ball on the limo ride over next time, mkay?
Is it weird that two of our three Gatsby red carpet posts are makeup critiques and one of those is a guy? Equal opportunity bitchery, darlings. Stay tuned for our post telling Leonardo that he needs a statement piece of jewelry and a pop of color in his shoe.
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