Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood in Los Angeles

Posted on May 30, 2013

Okay, these two hipster assholes are too cute for words.

 

Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood out and about on a warm day in Los Angeles.

Modern Vice Kittie Bootie

 

Van Halen maternity wear. Gotta love that. They almost look like they’ve been cast as hipsters in a movie and these are the costumes they’re wearing on location.

But really, we’re just being bitches. Yes, they’re walking cliches, but they’re adorable walking cliches, we have to give them that.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, farfetch.com]

    • hughman

      It’s like Rachael Zoe and Roger in a Time Machine.

      • Monzerrat Ontiveros

        but with talent..

    • JasmineAM

      I’d choke a bitch for those boots.

      • Cathy S

        Seriously, I keep scrolling down and shouting, “Those booties! Must have those booties!”

        • http://myriameron.blogspot.com/ Heron

          Modern vice boots are SO SICK. They are my #1 fantasy item.

    • marlie

      They’re wearing the same jeans.

      • H2olovngrl

        Unfortunately, I don’t think they are working on him like they are on her. That is an awful lot of pocket junk peeking through his jeans. And I don’t mean the perverted kind of pocket junk!

    • Liz

      Those boots are at Wildfang! They are great! I lust after them.

    • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

      Who wears boots when it’s hot? And he should never wear tank tops. They are adorable but they don’t look so great here.

      • aeb1986

        when its hot AND they’re pregnant!? celebrities – why theyre NOT like regular people

    • gabbilevy

      (ahem) … are those his keys?

      • Monzerrat Ontiveros

        hope so….

        • jw_ny

          and I was thinking…I hope not. ;)

          • DaveUWSNYC

            I was like…VPH! yay!

      • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

        If not, he has some seriously lumpy junk.

        • ballerinawithagun

          I couldn’t stop staring and not because it looked good.

      • Kent Roby

        I think he’s just happy to see me.

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      Everytime i see them I remember that Green Day video that they made years ago, sooo cute!!!

    • aeb1986

      I’m laughing outloud thinking how bad I would look trying to pull off her outfit. She looks adorable though

    • mjude

      i love her boots/shoes but to me they should not be worn until fall.

      • FashionShowAtLunch

        Yeah, not only is it the wrong season, but the burgundy are waaay better than the red patent leather ones she’s sporting. Overall cute look though.

    • zenobar

      Those boots are the PRECIOUS.

      But I just can’t get behind anything with Van Halen on it.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

      I am generally opposed to tank tops on men, no matter how interesting in designed, because they almost invariably look tacky (or like underwear) in my eyes. Maybe it’s because my boyfriend’s most aggravating roommate favors them.

      I think tanks for men only look good on the skinniest, possibly most androgynous-looking men, guys sort of like Matt Smith (see also Jerell from PR). Muscular men in tanks makes me think of smelly guys fresh out of working out at the gym, and not in a sexy way. This may be my personal bias though. I’d much rather see more men in short-shorts than more men in tanktops (mmm… legs; I think I just generally prefer butt to arms/shoulders, not that I’m opposed to the latter but I’d rather see the latter stretching out a Tee).

      Please pardon the random extended explanation of my personal preferences in men. Like many bitter kittens, I am quite particular. I just keep reimagining the tank as a tshirt and thinking it would look so much better.

      Her outfit is cute – love the boots. I feel like the woolen hat looks a little unseasonable though.

      • RebeccaKW

        I’m with you. My general rule is sleeveless shirts work if you are on your way to the gym or doing yard work/major home renovation. Otherwise, I don’t want to see a man in a sleeveless shirt. And it’s not that I don’t appreciate the muscles (on those that have them). But underarm hair is not attractive to me. And I agree-the tanks can look like underwear.

        Of course, my bias may come from seeing so many men (who are generally not in the best physical shape) in t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, eating at restaurants or hanging out at bars. Oh, good, underarm hair and male sideboob, how did I get so lucky.

        • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

          I wish I could up vote this a million times.

      • conniemd

        There’s a reason they call tank tops “wife beaters” – the scummy type of guy who stereotypically wears them.

      • WendyD

        As much as I don’t like his tank top and agree with your points (bonus points for Matt Smith mention), his skinny jeans are actually bugging me the most. I’m fine with a skinny jean, but you can’t cram all your shit in them like that, especially not your keys. That just screams DOUCHE to me.

        I think she looks cute.

        • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gaby

          Eww yeah. That’s a really awkward place to stash your… junk ;)

    • marlie

      I just noticed it… her bag is rather hideous.

    • Lori

      Why does a tank top with a pocket exist? I’m not a fan of tank tops on most men, but even if I were I’m pretty sure that little pocket would be a big ol’ NO.

    • frannyprof

      She looks adorable. Covet the shoes. He… not so much. Just not a fan of tank tops for guys. I know, I’m in the minority, here!

      • Donna Tabor

        No, I agree with you on every point, including the tank tops for guys. Ick.

    • majorbedhead

      If she was really a hipster, she’d be wearing a real Van Halen t-shirt, not a Van Hagar shirt. Hmph.

    • SaraQ

      It’s great to compare this with Anne Hathaway’s attempts at hipster the other week. So much more authentic. These are clearly clothes they actually wear.

    • unbornfawn

      I love her shoes.

    • nannypoo

      I’ve come back to this post a few times and, finally, I am absolutely sure I hate every single item they are wearing.

    • swiss_miss

      I dislike the fringe on her bag, but otherwise a look that would be cute & cool anytime on any woman but is seriously one of the coolest pregnancy outfits ever! He looks nice, but not as good as she. Together they melt my heart.

    • cowper

      Maternity wear that reads “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”–FTW!

    • TAGinMO

      He looks like he just smelled poop.

      Also, for a second there I thought he was going the Full Hamm in skinny jeans, but it actually appears to be something in his pocket.

    • MilaXX

      I think they look cute. Some people wear hipster wear and make it look organic. I applaud her choice of a Van Halen tshirt as maternity wear.

    • eight_of_nine

      I kind of love that his clothes are more revealing than hers!

    • Scimommy

      Why didn’t my maternity jeans look like that? For that matter, why didn’t my maternity hips look like that?

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      She looks really cute. LOVE those red boots!

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      No. No. I immediately thought ‘costumes’ before I even scrolled down and saw that you used the word. Too much.

    • kimiakay

      Oh please, please pass those beautiful shoes my way!

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      they need a dog.

    • Patricia Gillett

      The hat, the jeans AND the Van Halen t-shirt? Seriously? It’s like she was campaigning to be the photo next to the OED definition of hipster. I do give her props for rocking those jeans so well while pregnant, though.

      • purpleprose78

        Also the sunglasses.

    • crash1212

      Her shoes….WANT.

    • julnyes

      She looks good, his outfit is a bit off to me.

    • formerlyAnon

      Cute. They look normal, in a well-off hipster way.

    • librarygrrl64

      I want her shoes!!!!!

    • Kent Roby

      She is totally serving up some Mary Stuart Masterson Brat Pack realness.