James Franco in Gucci at Cannes

Posted on May 24, 2013

It’s really not fair; we admit that. Because he clearly put some sort of effort in. And while nothing here is exactly setting us on fire with its stylishness, it’s acceptable and should protect him from too much red carpet bitchery.

But we can’t help it…

James Franco attends ‘As I Lay Dying’ photocall during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Gucci.

He looks dirty.

And not in the “hot n’ sexy” way, but in the “smellin’ ripe” one. We always think he’s one of those guys whose crotch scent enters a room before they do. Is that fair of us? Maybe not, but if he’d shaved and didn’t have such crunchy-looking hair, we probably wouldn’t have jumped right to the conclusion that he needs the full Silkwood at the moment.

Besides, the outfit is, as we said, acceptable, but it’s just so boring. Our minds can’t help but wander.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, PacificCoastNews]

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