We’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged stance and clenched fists, as if she’s going to leap into action at any moment and rip out the throat of a photographer.
Rooney Mara attends ‘The Great Gatsby’ Party during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Giambattista Valli.
Giambattista Valli Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kinga Rajzak (IMG)
What did we tell you? We like the girl’s style – and we like this look a lot – but it’s all getting just a bit stale, no? Isn’t the affectation that she finds posing on red carpets so terribly upsetting belied by the fact that she puts a ton of work into making sure she shows up looking impeccable and interesting? Honey, it’s okay. You’re into it. No one’s gonna judge you for that. Go ahead and pose to your heart’s delight. Show off your hard work and good taste.
Anyway, what do we all think?
IN! She’s still interesting and striking! Audreybot FOREVER!
OUT! Her boredom bores me.
Lea Michele’s Real Housewives of Glee look got an IN vote from the minions. Hmph.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]
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