Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde

Posted on May 03, 2013

Heidi Klum kicks-off the ‘Right End’ Hair Revolution with Clear Scalp & Hair Beauty Therapy event in a Thomas Wylde dress from the Fall 2013 Collection paired with Saint Laurent pumps.

Saint Laurent ‘Janis’ Strappy Pump



[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, barneys.com]

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  • Anplica Fiore

    Those shoes – NO!

  • Sobaika

    It doesn’t fit her well (is it supposed to gather like that because it doesn’t look intentional) and that slit is doing weird things to the hem. Hair looks great so I suppose that’s all that matters at an event like this.

  • I really want to applaud her for not showing us eeeeverything, but honestly, that dress is somehow unflattering even on her figure and those shoes are actually also kind of unflattering to her feet. Good in theory, Klum. Good in theory.

    • Dam_Angel

      Chadwicks dress!

    • drdarke

      She’s hugging the big bottle of shampoo hoping we won’t notice her dress doesn’t fit worth a damn.

      I kind of like the shoes, myself – of course, I’m not wearing them, so YMMV….

      • NiseiShonagon

        That’s a very special hug.

    • Nelliebelle1197

      It may be the missing bra.

  • sojourneryouth

    How weirdly bland that dress is for such a swirly print. I don’t love this on her. It seems that for a corporate poledance, she’d wear something a little more striking? At least it isn’t short and shiny, but it may be a little tight, or at least ill-fitting in some way–not sure why it’s bunching so much around her waist, but it ain’t flattering. And those are straight up club ‘ho shoes!

    Lastly, why is she humping the giant shampoo bottle??? Simmer down, divorcee!

  • Janet B

    Unless that dress is backless, I don’t understand why she opted for droopy.
    Odd hem, but otherwise a nice Fall dress.

    • rajf

      Even then, there are support options for the girls. And let’s face it, there comes a time when a woman needs to do right by them ALL THE TIME. Heidi, the time has come.

      • MoHub

        Victoria’s Secret called, Heidi! They want their catalogs back.

    • 3boysful

      I think the point is not to distract from The Hair. I’m pleased she’s not cut up and down to there, but it is kinda dumpy. A slightly fitted salon smock, no?

  • PastryGoddess

    Pole dancing used to be a euphemism. Frauleiin Klum here has given it new meaning

    • YoungSally

      I thought maybe she just missed Seal

      • demidaemon

        I was going to post something else here but decided that perhaps what I was going to say was a bit un-PC.

        • YoungSally

          Just read a little further down…..people have totally gone to the land of un-PC.

  • I love it when she’s modest. It looks so good on her.

    • Hetha Innis

      Agree, but it’s really saying something when humping a shampoo bottle is being modest!

      • Hetha Innis

        and I guess she’s not really humping it, she’s just be her playful self. But still.

      • LOL! Even humping a shampoo bottle this is miles better than her lady bits falling out of her dress.

  • jmorino08

    With her hair like that, I’m getting a distinct Jessica Simpson vibe. Weird…

    • Agree, agree, agree. Same style and color, even to the dark roots. Wouldn’t one want to have their roots done when promoting a hair product?

  • MilaXX

    It’s a very average woman look, but she’s not showing all her business so yay! for dressing like a grown up.

  • alyce1213

    I think Heidi needs a bra, a haircut and a seamstress.

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    The print looks a bit like a Magic Eye picture.

  • aeb1986

    I’m worried about Heidi. Her last two dresses have been an appropriate length…is this her version of a mid-life crisis?

  • formerlyAnon

    Good god. She needs to go back and look at how that red dress fit her, and what it did for her proportions. Also: better (any?) bra, woman.

    I am not impressed with her hair, either, considering she’s shilling for a hair product. Her color is borderline and the hair looks dull and flat compared to those gals behind her. Also: am I wrong or does she have obvious, if well-matched extensions?

  • Fall

    Where are the legs and dirty pillows? Is Heidi depressed?

  • MoHub

    Agreed. The dress seems to be deliberately ruched on the bias, but in the pictures, it just looks as if it’s too tight and pulling.

  • MoHub

    Heidi, Heidi, Heidi! Please go up a size! Or two.

  • jw_ny

    She’s been more covered the past few times we’ve seen her…wondering if her new fiance likes her more covered up, or since she’s no longer advertising. She looks beautiful here regardless, and this is the way I prefer her to present herself…despite the wonky skirt.

    • demidaemon

      She’s already engaged?!

      • jw_ny

        apparently not…sorry about that. she and martin bought matching rings and she was wearing it on her left hand ring finger…rumors started flying and so she just came out with a statement, yesterday I think, stating she is not engaged and not planning on it anytime soon.

  • PastryGoddess

    I went and looked at the pictures, it’s supposed to be ruched like that. However, it does look like she added a slit

  • Miss_Led

    Frumpy Frau…very odd in so many ways.

  • crash1212

    OK – so the more covered up part is appealing. It looks a size too small – and – didn’t this woman sell bras for a living once upon a time? You’d think she’d have a whole closet-full of appropriate underpinnings and should avail herself of something a bit more uplifting. Killer shoes.

  • stubbornthoughts

    So close, Heidi. Wish it didn’t have a slit and was just a mini skirt hem. The woman desperately needs a bra.

  • TheAmericaness

    No pole is too big for Heidi….

  • l_c_ann

    Humping Heidi, dang.

    A hair product for damaged and colored hair? When’s she going to start using it?

    Finally, and most sadly, her face could be Jessica Simpson’s in the second and fifth Heidi photos? They didn’t used to look alike.

  • blueberrypanckae

    A for effort actually trying to dress her age! Didn’t really work out , but at least we can’t see your cooter! brava!

  • PeggyOC

    I’m sorry, Heidi, but you need to wear a bra. They’re lovely, but you’ve had multiple kids, you’re over 40 and you need to do your girls a solid and give them some help here.

    • demidaemon

      You’d think, for someone who used to schill bras and often comments on designers who seem breast-unfriendly on PR, that she would take better care of her own.

  • J’adore!

  • Her hair’s looking a little dry for shilling a repair shampoo. The dress is respectable. The shoes are hooves.

  • Someone needs to say it… Heidi, we know you’re hot. We know you have a bangin’ body. But for the sake of all that is holy, WEAR A GODDAM BRA!

    Otherwise, this is fine.

  • unbornfawn

    Heidi humping a giant bottle of hair product. Not an image I want in my head. She desperately needs a bra with this dress and the hem is hanging badly. I was going to say the hair and make-up look OK, then looked again at the length of the hair, and should say the hair extensions and make-up look OK.

    • TheAmericaness

      I think someone needs to sit Heidi down and talk to her about bras, much like you would your dear old Dad when it’s time to tell him that he has to give up his driver’s license. “Heidi dear, you are not 18 any more. You’re not even 25 anymore. You’ve had four kids – …. ….. … you sag. You need a bra. You still have one hell of a rockin’ bod and your titty ta tas are gorgeous, but they don’t quite have the uplift they once did, I don’t care how many times your man toy tells you they do as you insist that he tells you they do. Hmm? Mkay. Here’s a martini.”

      • demidaemon

        If you had used titsen in there somewhere, this would be +1000 internets. As is, it is only +950. 😉

      • YoungSally

        She believes that recent French scientific study suggesting that bras lead to titsen-atrophy (or at least the muscles that support them)…even though last time I checked they don’t have muscles in them.

  • Interesting pattern, but I’m not on board with the giant side slit.

  • Noelle Haland

    I think she looks slammin’ and I really love the dress, even the oddly shaped hem. The shoes go great, too. I wish she’d do something different with her middle-parted hair, though. *sigh*

  • random_poster

    I totally dig her shoes.

  • KayEmWhy

    How does she make an average dress look Slutty, slutty, slutty? Why add the slit?

  • capybara_cafe

    Ok, that’s it. We need to start a campaign to force this woman to wear a bra. I vote we find the PR address and everyone sends her a nice one. Maybe she’ll get the hint.

  • guest2visits

    I’d like to have these shoes and dress – minus the high slit. And then the Heidi-body to go with it.

  • You can tell this certainly isn’t a Dove ad; superior genes abound! At least Heidi isn’t giving us a look at her vag like she usually does. That’s a point in her favor.

  • demidaemon

    That first picture feels pornographic. I don’t know why; it just does. I also hate where that slit falls on her leg. It is so very awkward and distracts from an otherwise fine day event dress (for Heidi, at least).

    • kimiakay

      That picture hit me the same way. It was just weird. And speaking of weird, there is something different about Heidi these days but I cannot figure out what it is. She looks different, somehow, and she is presenting herself differently. I think.

  • Martha Anderson

    the print of the fabric fights the design of the dress.

    And it just does not fit.

  • PeaceBang

    Everything below the neck is unworthy of her.

  • Dan_In_NYC

    I’m on the train with those proclaiming this an epic undergarment fail.

  • Anniebet

    Joining the bra brigade.

  • LaSylphide

    Ah, nice to know she’s got droopyboob like the rest of us. Of course, we don’t suffer from fear of underwear, so nobody knows about our condition. It’s curable, Heidi. Prescription: BRA. When not shoving the barely clothed droopyboob in everyones’ faces, you shove them into the BRA. It works. Promise.

  • NoGovernmentName

    This may sound like an odd question, but does her nose look weird to anyone else when she smiles?

  • fursa_saida

    Am I the only one who burst out laughing upon seeing the first photo? It’s like a parody of celebrity endorsement!

  • Contralto

    I think she’s trashy-looking.

  • Sunraya

    So odd…inthe smiling pictures, she doesn’t look like herself. She looks like Jessica Simpson. I’m getting a pregnancy vibe from her.

  • Considering the event the fact that her hair looks great is a huge win for her. Nice legs too if you like that sort of thing.

  • No one cares Fraulein.

  • lalahartma

    Time for a bra?