Gwen Stefani in LA

Posted on May 09, 2013

Look, Gwen. We’re really sorry to beat a dead horse, and we wouldn’t bother you at this time except this is really important. We just have to ask…


Gwen Stefani picks up her son at school in LA. Gwen i wearing a Barbara Bui jacket.

Just why in the hell do you look more punk rock picking your kid up from school than you did at the punk-themed Met Gala?


We’re waiting.

Fine, fine. We’ll let it go.


[Photo Credit: Survivor/PacificCoastNews]

    • Paigealicious

      UGH the Bettlejuice pants trend cannot die FAST ENOUGH

      • Legra Michelle

        Everyone has their opinion but I love this trend being back in! Flattering on a great number of body shapes and versatile…

        • Paigealicious

          Those actually look okay on her, I’ll give her that. I think my problem is more with the people that wear leggings with those stripes as pants…

          • Legra Michelle

            Yes! Now the legging phase needs to die fast! Lol

            • Amelia Logan

              NOOOOO Why would you wish that? do you have a hatred of comfort?

          • lovelyivy

            It seems like at least twice a day I feel compelled to shout LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS at some young lady on the subway or on campus. But ranting in the middle of the street is not a good look.

      • Amelia Logan

        C’mon it’s Gwen Stefani she would wear them if it wasn’t a trend, and probably wore them in the 90s too.

    • Susan Bullard Mayer

      The more I think about, the more I like that she didn’t dress punk for the Met Gala. Why wear what you normally do to that kind of event? What fun is that?

      • cbt22

        I get it. Gwen Stefani refuses to do the expected thing and doesn’t dress punk at the punk gala. Isn’t that kind of meta-punk?

        • marlie

          If she wanted to do meta-punk, she could have at least worn a more flattering dress.

    • Introspective

      punk is a state of mind for Gwen. she’s punk everywhere she goes. even in that weird satin capsule shit she wore on Monday night…

    • MilaXX

      Exactly!!!!! Why Gwen, why?

    • Alyssa T. Robot

      is anyone else wondering where those boobs came from? girlfriend was a surfboard back in the day and looked great that way!

      • Introspective

        2 babies can do that to you. but also surgery. take your pick.

        • alwaysanswerb

          I love that ‘kids’ can be a magical explanation for all everything. Like, the reverse question could have also been answered with ‘kids':

          “Where did her boobs go?”

          • Introspective

            I know, right?

            “where did her sanity go?”

      • Leah Elzinga

        two kids.

      • Dorothy Damage

        I’m pretty sure she owned up to getting small implants years ago. Though maybe I imagined that…

      • Kristin McNamara

        I was thinking that too. Except I wasn’t as taken by the size so much as their altitude here…. looks like they might poke her eye out if she’s not careful, they’re up SO high, wtf?

        • Amelia Logan

          Push up bras, it’s like magic.

      • blueberrypanckae

        They look stuffed/padding to me…but who knows…Kids!

        • kimmeister

          Looks like heavy padding to me too.

      • MartyBellerMask

        The boob store.
        But also accentuated by those padded shoulders that give her a skeletal look.

    • Isadora Paiva

      Love this outfit, she looks hot and cool. Hate the flip flops though, and it looks stupid to be wearing them when you have a jacket on.

      • decormaven

        Yes! And the fact that they’re pretty plebian doesn’t help. Old Navy flops on Ms. Gwen? Say it ain’t so!

        • NC_Meg

          I know! The BKs said they were preparing for the apocalypse when Taylor Swift out dressed Nicki and Gwen at the Met Gala but THIS IS SO MUCH BIGGER. Everyone better start building shelters and stockpiling food stat.

    • annabelle archer

      That’s right Missy, you need to look contrite. You blew it. Blew. It. And not just because you didn’t bring the punk, because you showed up in a poorly knotted, mismatched set of sheets and tired hair. You go and think about what you’ve done and how you can make it up to us.

    • tereliz

      Took the words out of my mouth. And I love that jacket. Is it LAMB, you think?

      • Gaby

        Looks fitted like a Balmain jacket I tried on (on a whim, not because I have anywhere near that sort of cash) but it could be from anywhere really, so it might be LAMB. When she’s not wearing her own stuff, thoughI feel like Gwen wears quite a bit of Balmain.

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    • marlie

      The expression on her face says that Parent-Teacher night didn’t go so well.

      She looks adorable, though I think she could have done better than the faded undershirt/sleep-t.

    • Tommalee

      Does anyone know who makes those glasses?

      • SallyBowles

        Tom Ford.

    • Spicytomato1

      She looks cute, I love the specs. But lately I’ve been wondering how her hair has survived all that harsh processing. I sorta fear girlfriend is going to wake up bald one day soon.

      • Jessica | Surely Sonsy

        i kinda think she would rock the baldness too.

    • nannypoo

      I don’t like the pointy shoulder pads and it looks like two hamsters are fighting in her shirt, but those glasses make up for any deficiencies.

    • Miss_Led

      Sad-faced clown.

    • SewingSiren

      Same color story though.

    • formerlyAnon

      “Fine, fine. We’ll let it go.”

      Oh, I recognize that tone. You are so NOT letting it go, are you? Not deep down inside. Just on the surface, for manners.

    • TheAmericaness

      She looks like a really sad panda.

    • Shawn EH

      All she needs are boots and she could have rocked the Met this way!

    • MajorBedhead

      Hipster glasses and Beetlejuice pants.

    • Angelo

      Everything about this is ok EXCEPT the flip flops.

    • lamamu

      LOVE that she’s baring her belly to pick up her kid from school. Respect. I would never brave the scorn of the PTA moms.

    • PeaceBang

      Well, I think because it’s probably more punk to be more punk picking up your kid than at the Met Gala.

    • KateMaryC

      She’s clearly wearing slept in hair. Look at the side view – Met styled, but slept in. I love this.

    • Alexandra Glorioso

      This woman REALLY doesn’t age. She’s so hott.

    • Imasewsure

      I love those pants and she’s wearing my favorite shoes… the fancy flip flop!!

    • quiltrx

      NO SHIT. That is all.

    • ItsDicey

      Effing love it.

    • sleah_in_norcal

      i forgive you gwennie my darling. you can do no wrong. ignore those two guys and go get your baby. love your pants. kisses.

    • MannahattaMamma

      Love the pants, love that it looks like SHE is actually picking up her kid, rather than having her driver drive by & pick up her kid while she sends Very Important Texts from the back seat. I

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      She looks sad.

    • Melanie K. Morgan

      I think the pants are cute.