Goodwin and Dallas at the Disney Upfronts

Posted on May 21, 2013

We’ve come to the conclusion that, much like the Sevigny and her ongoing performance art piece, these two have to be trolling the red carpet, right?

 

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the Disney Media Networks International Upfronts in Burbank, California. Ginnifer is wearing a Theory top and pants paired with a Theyskens’ for Theory blazer and Brian Atwood shoes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Really now. There’s something so hilariously entertaining about their weird clothes and weird posing, coupled with the way-too-heavy makeup that both of them favor. The weird doll-like affect only makes it funnier.

Holy shit, you guys. We just figured it out. They’re Disney animatronics. We bet you their heads detach. He probably used to be Abe Lincoln or Davey Crockett before they fitted him with a Prince Charming head and she could have been any of a number of princesses or ethnic stereotypes who serenaded generations of children about how small the world is. It makes sense that Disney would go this route. It was only a matter of time before they perfected the technology to let them make brief, public appearances like this. Of course it doesn’t explain her utterly bizarre taste in clothing, but we suppose that’s what happens when you let some behind-the-scenes tech nerd at Disney dress you.

Really, doesn’t that explain them pretty much perfectly? We’ve all been duped. And it kinda explains Jennifer Morrison too, when you think about it. Well played, Disney. Now hire a stylist for these two mannequins and see if you can get them to blink and smile like normal humans.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Getty]

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