Giuseppe Zanotti Fall 2013 Shoes

Posted on May 23, 2013

Darlings, these shoes are so glam and fab that we’re feeling the need for another round of PRETEND STYLIST!

The rules are simple: scroll down and yell out the name of the first celebrity that comes to mind with each shoe.

Alternate rules: Try and guess our choices before reading them. Fun for the whole bitchy family!

Ready? GO:

 

 

 

Julianne Moore

 

 

 

Solange

 

 

 

Rihanna

 

 

 

Chloe Moretz

 

 

Gwyneth Paltrow

 

 

 

Kristen Stewart

 

 

 

Selena Gomez

 

 

 

Anne Hathaway

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman

 

 

 

Michelle Williams

 

 

Emma Stone

 

 

 

 

Cameron Diaz

 

 

 

 

Mindy Kaling

 

 

 

 

Kiernan Shipka

 

 

 

Sarah Jessica Parker

 

 

Beyonce

 

 

Zoe Saldana

 

 

 

 

J Lo

 

Wonder Woman

 

 

[Photo Credit: Giuseppezanotti.com]

    • Funkykatt

      I like Zoe’s shoes the best.

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      I think the last pair would be too much on Lynda Carter. :-)

      • sagecreek

        True, but I bet Lea M is buying a pair as we speak.

        • Kenisha Hill Phillips

          Of cpurse

        • Tom Shea

          Adrienne Palicki wanted a pair, too. She was all “You GUYS! Come ON!!! I was CLOSE!!!!”

    • AlisonS

      I think I would switch Kristen and Selena.

      • http://twitter.com/nicolahearts nicole seligman

        i thought the same thing!

    • crash1212

      Totally diggin’ the Kiernan Shipka boots.

      • JasmineAM

        I would really love them if they were a different print.

    • http://twitter.com/nyazgirl NYAZGIRL

      Susan Lucci!

      Lady Gaga!

      Lindsay “ankle monitor” Lohan

      Pipi Longstocking

      Someone with bad taste from the 80′s

      Someone with bad taste from the 90′s

      Fergie

      Heidi “tight & Shiny” Klum

      Beyonce

      Khloe Khardashian

      J Lo

      Victoria Beckhan

      SJP

      Helen Fucking Mirren

      Kesha

      Nicki Minaj

      Chloe Sevigny

      Me

      Paula Abdul

      • alyce1213

        Lindsay “ankle monitor” Lohan — made me laugh and squeal. Great!

      • sojourneryouth

        I love you so hard right now! Honestly, so many of these are tacky to me, and so, so, so uncomfortable looking. I basically guessed “tasteless wench who hates the concept of having feet” for every one!

    • sagecreek

      Love the Chloe Moretzes! (How does one pluralize Moretz, anyway?)

      • alyce1213

        Great question — if you go to the Hebrew language, where kibbutz is pluralized kibbutzim, it would be Moretzim.

        • sagecreek

          Okay, you win the internets today :)

    • marlie

      My favorites are the Julianne Moore shoes. I scrolled down the list and kept saying “But what about JLo? Don’t forget JLo!!” I should have known… TLo know what they’re doing. :)

      • LauraWL

        I thought J. Lo for most of them too!

        • louised

          Glad it wasn’t just me. My reaction as I scrolled down was pretty much “J Lo, J Lo, J Lo, J Lo, and J Lo.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

      Man, I can never play this game… I just want to yell “me! me! ME!”

    • warontara

      Don’t hate me but…I really like the last pair. Perfect for a fun night out on the town (with a simple dress). Lol but then, my style generally skews towards drag queen.

    • Breatheinthegood

      I shouted out “Katy Perry!” for the last one- which I guess is really really close to Wonder Woman. They’re pretty much doppelgangers.

    • dixie murphy ross

      I WANT those Wonder Woman shoes to go with my WW tutu!

    • Daisy Walker

      I can’t imagine any of those super high heels being comfortable, but they sure are purty to look at.

      • IMNAngryLiberal

        My thoughts exactly….I especially like the boots (not the open-toed ones, of course), and I can only think how my poor feet would hurt if I wore them. Maybe I could get that white pair and just sit them on my mantle…hmmm?

        • Daisy Walker

          Yes, I see so many shoes that I could never wear, but would just like to gaze at longingly. Also, they cost as much as an art piece–why take the chance of wearing them in public? Just leave them on the mantle in a spotlight.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1540233153 Malve Lyborg

            This is what I’m actually doing with my (one and only) pair of real expensive Marc Jacobs-Shoes: I keep them in a shelf and admire them every day… I wear them maybe once a year.

            • Daisy Walker

              That sounds lovely!

    • Sarah Thomas

      For those last shoes, the correct answer is “Sarah Thomas.” Please have them couriered over in recompense.

    • MilaXX

      My list:
      1. Julianne Moore
      2. Solange
      3. Rhianna
      4. Katy Perry
      5.Lucy Lui
      6. Kerry Washington
      7.Selena Gomez
      8. Madonna
      9. Nicole Kidman
      10. Michelle Williams
      11. Emma Stone
      12. Cate Blanchet
      13. Mindy Kaling
      14. Chole or one of her alters
      15. SJP
      16. Beyonce
      17. Zoe Saldana
      18. JLo
      19. Eve

    • carnush

      Amazing. So sexy.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      I see Eva Longoria in the first with the fuzzy fur. I’d like to see a paparazzi pic of Kim K in #3… since she’s so hell bent on being uncomfortable in her pregnancy, let’s give her something to cry about!!

    • Tatiana Luján

      1 Rihanna
      2. Julianne Moore
      3 Charlize Theron
      4 Dakota Fanning
      5 Lea Michelle
      6 Carrie Underwood
      7 Ginnifer Goodwing
      8 Cate Blanchett
      9 Emma Watson
      10 Jennifer Morrison. And she would wear them with a gown.
      11 Solange
      12 Tilda
      13 Kate Beckinsale
      14 Eva Mendes
      15 Blake Lively
      16 Beyonce
      17 Olivia Wilde
      18 Rachel Zoe
      19 Katy Perry/ Miley Cyrus

      • http://twitter.com/ThisMersLife Meredith

        Can we…number the pictures?….

    • Perditax

      The only pair I guessed right were Wonder Woman’s (which are pretty fab). Some nice shoes but some were high enough to make me wince just looking at them!

    • golden_valley

      Wonder Woman! I woke my dog when I burst out laughing at that.

    • shawnhunter

      I got the Kiernan Shipka one and I kept yelling out J LO for half of these figuring one of them had to be hers…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571205045 Kent Roby

      Uncles Dearest, shame on you for omitting the NSFW label, this is SHOE PORN! I love it!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      me, me, me, not me, me x 8, so not me, no really, stop it – that’s fug, no and quit it, maybe, ha!

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I’m retraining as a podiatrist and moving to LA. Those things are lethal!

    • http://twitter.com/MixedupBek Rebekah B

      Is it cheating if I said J Lo for every shoe because I knew I’d be right for one of them?

    • Jessi03

      Wonder Woman!

    • Judy_J

      I think Gwenneth Paltrow would wear the Kristen Stewart shoe. And Wonder Woman would rock those red/gold star pumps, but only for a formal occasion. Those are not shoes to wear while chasing down bad guys.

    • tereliz

      Wonder Woman *gasps* I would never wear those but love them and want them anyway. Love you, uncles!

    • http://twitter.com/DarrenNesbitt Darren Nesbitt

      Instead of Solange for that hoof like shoe I chose Chloe Sevigny.

    • Sally Brownson

      I want the “Emma Stone” boots. I actually had those picked out for J. Lo, but then, I had nearly all of these picked out for J. Lo.

    • theblondette

      Those heels! The pain, the pain. Girls, you know that nauseated feeling you get because the arch of your foot aches so badly from the high heels you’ve unwisely worn for too long? I feel that looking at some of these.

    • Alanna Wisteria

      Did y’all do this just for the Wonder Woman punchline at the end? If so, then well-played.

    • hughman

      The entire cast of “Kinky Boots”. Done.

    • guest2visits

      I want to be hot and sexy enough to wear JLo’s sparkly boots for day, and Julianne Moore’s mink heels for evening.
      So who’s designing a line of magic-wands this season…?

    • titaness25

      I kept shouting Beyonce, thinking I was bound to be right eventually.

      • Shell

        Omg- me too! I was starting to lose hope until the leopard print shoes showed up! Those screamed beyonce!

    • http://viridianpostcard.blogspot.com/ viridian61

      I cheated – I said J Lo for all of them (except the short heeled one).

    • http://www.myblackfriendsays.com myblackfriendsays

      Whoo hoo! I got two, Gwyneth and JLo. To be fair, I guessed JLo for like, six of ‘em.

      • AlisonS

        Me too! Then I read TLo’s suggestion & was like “Fine that works too.”

    • PeaceBang

      I hate most of them. *crankyface*

    • Qitkat

      The *Kiernan Shipka* is pretty cute. As for most of the rest of them, women may as well all start learning to dance “en pointe” because clearly that’s where the height of heels is headed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sara.m.hottman Sara Hottman

      NAILED all of the celeb associations. Mind. Blown.

    • http://twitter.com/DuBey2 Marie Fessler

      Got a Total score of 1.5
      The Gwyneth, and then a .5 for yelling Beyonce instead of Solange. DNA testing should give me 1/2 a point, right!??
      I.Want. Them. All.
      Especially the furry and the Swarovski . Oh. Oh. Oh.

    • H2olovngrl

      Woohoo! I got one right! Kiernan Shipkaà

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

      I have no idea who Mindy Kaling or Kiernan Shipka are, and I’m quite alright with that.

    • sweet_potato

      Numbers 1-19, me.

    • Jennifer

      Really rather surprised Miley wasn’t on the list.

    • ballerinawithagun

      Emma Stone in every color!

      Can I wear the wonder Woman for July 4th??? Please?

    • PinkySlinky

      only got one right- Sarah J. Parker…

    • http://twitter.com/MarfMom Maya

      last one made me laugh! i don’t see the nicole kidman one though….zebra print?

    • http://twitter.com/kitchenflails Cassidy Olsen

      The last pair looks like the Chinese flag, BUT the rest are fab.