Miss Kelly works within her wheelhouse by TURNING UP THE HEAT! for Cosmo:
Kelly Osbourne covers the July 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine photographed by Matthias Vriens-McGrath.
Could there possibly be a more Kelly O kind of outfit? Very cute, though.
Inside, she shoots her mouth off, Kelly O-style:
On her future goals: “Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I’m fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you’re not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. Fuck you. I’ve got an hour.”
On her father’s addictions: “I love and respect that he’s honest enough to say, ‘Yes, I did this. It was my fault.’ He’s a real man. Most people would hide, and he doesn’t. It doesn’t make me love him any less. It took a long time to get to that place, but I understand it now. And my mother does too. We had a TV show about this. Now people are trying to act like it’s a new story. It made me break down and cry when my parents rather than the Boston Marathon were on the cover of the British newspapers. People lost their children from a terrorist attack, and that’s superseded by this bullshit story that is not even real.”
On her confrontation with Lady Gaga: “I loved Lady Gaga. I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she’s a great big hypocrite. Don’t say, ‘When you see bullying, intervene,’ while letting your fans send me death threats. If my fans did that, I would not stand for it. You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. You bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You’re feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career? Do you really care about the gay community? Because if you did, you’d stand up for it more than you do.”
Yikes. In the immortal words of Mrs. Garrett, “Girls! Girls! You’re both pretty!” There’s no need to fight over the affections of the gays. The gays are large. They contain multitudes. There are enough us to go around so every attention whore with fucked up hair can have a gaggle of them! Hooray!
Now go work that “tits, tats, n’ giggles” look you love to work, Miss Kelly.
[Photo Credit: Matthias Vriens-McGrath for Cosmopolitan]