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Posted on May 24, 2013
Bradley Cooper attends the European premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in London in a three-piece suit by Salvatore Ferragamo.
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I just want to tackle him and give him a nice young man’s haircut.
Third pic down made me shudder. I don’t know if that what he was going for but there it is.
It’s a creepy, creepy look. Oh, Brad. I think you’ve lost your handsome.
This, he went from handsome to no longer being handsome.
Yes, I shuddered and gasped at the creepiness.
It’s creepy. I thought that before I even read your post.
Serial killer realness…
He looks great until you get to the greasy mop of hair. Cut that shit off.
Hair looks like he came off the set of Grease or just jumped out of the shower.
And knot you tie shorter so it doesn’t stick out under the vest.
Still a cutie though.
OH GOD, I JUST CANNOT WITH THAT HAIR! pants are too long, vest is too small and he looks like he smells bad. he’s a good looking man with a lot of money and stylists at his disposal. he should not look this awful. ever.
I was going to post “There are no words for how much I hate his hair.” It’s an abomination unto the Lord.
The vest just doesn’t work on him. He keeps trying to make it happen, and it isn’t. It ages and adds weight. It’s killing my lust for him.
His greasy body would slip right out of your grasp…
Why does he insist on doing that to his hair? It isn’t flattering, looks like it would be unpleasant to the touch and ages him a bit. He ends up looking like one of those older guys trying too hard to be hip.
But the bespoke details on his suit make me swoon…
he literally looks like he just jumped out of a pool.
I have heard him claim that he’s having his hair “permed” daily (well, when he’s on set) for the new David O. Russell film. Perhaps that would require it being kept a certain length to achieve that faux-perm effect. But I don’t know if that’s really the case – he seems to use his film roles as an endless excuse for the horrific red carpet nightmare coifs (including the frightful neckbeard, which seems to have taken a holiday here) he insists on sporting.
And totally, that gob of oil on his scalp completely detracts from the handsomeness of his attire. I just hope none of it drips down his neck and onto the fabric….
He is, actually. There have been some pictures floating around of him with his hair in curlers and all coiffed in that bad 70s perm way. So, while he is probably under certain constraints with his hair at the moment, there has to be something better than this he could do with it.
I remember some actor in recent times sporting a knit hat with formal wear on various occasions because he had something crazy going with his hair for a role. That would be better than this greasy mess, imo.
That would be, sad as it is. There are ways to style longer hair on men that don’t end up looking like whatever this is. He/his stylist should really know better.
Maybe you’re thinking of Michael C Hall, from Dexter? He was rocking a knit cap at the Golden Globes and the SAG awards because of chemo
Actually I remembered after I posted who I was thinking of…Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
Which leads me to wonder who would I rather…. 70s perm Bradley or entire tub of Dapper Dan Bradley? Hmmmm. Perm. Even if he smells like Ogilvie and the fumes are temporarily blinding.
Did he *just* step out of the shower?? That is some wet effing head. No.
Bradley…the tip is showing. Oh, and the VP of Lending at the Chase Bank on 4th called and wants his suit back. *blech*
I had to look again (what tip?) and finally realized you meant THE TIE. lol
He’s a pretty good actor, and, from many accounts a real nice guy…but he feels more like a second stringer trying to run as a Quarterback. ..maybe it would seem different if he fired whoever does his hair (even if it’s himself) and just found a good stylist.
He is a good actor. I’ve been an appreciator since Alias and more recently loved him in Silver Linings Playbook. He does intense very well. Not mention, he speaks French and he’s good to his mother. I can’t figure out why the missteps with his overall public presentations, I would think he’s innate sense of style would lead him to better choices.
I’ve never seen him in anything but after that endorsement I am a fan.
You aren’t supposed to have your tie sticking out under your vest though, are you?
I wondered the same thing about Zach G’s tie and vest. Not sure if it’s an official faux pas but it is distracting.
He’s a local (Philly) boy too, and from what I’ve heard, he’s a sweetie whenever he’s in town to film, which is fairly often. So it pains me to dislike his usual public appearances, because I WANT to like him so much!
And you are correct – the tie isn’t supposed to stick out.
Perhaps Tabatha Coffey would be willing to deviate away from taking over a hair salon and simply take over his hair.
Or a cafe. Or a gay bar. Or a sports bar etc. 😉
I heartily endorse Tabatha taking over the world 🙂
It’s like he squeezed about a cup of gel into his hands and just smeared his hair with it. You’re better than that Bradley…at least I hope so.
Doesn’t every 6 year old child use this much LA Looks Hair gel unknowingly? Mr. Cooper here should know better.
LA Looks. You have taken me back to middle school. Thank you, dear miss.
No one made it out of the 80’s without using an unnecessary amount of LA Looks or DEP, followed by a cloud of Rave or Aquanet. I’m sure there is still residue on my scalp.
His eyes aren’t red. That’s an improovement.
He needs a haircut and a bit of time with a tailor to get the fit right… then he’d be spot on (as long as he tied the tie properly!)
Yes, please. I will take one of these.
Ugh. He should look better in that suit than he does. Fix the tailoring, get a haircut, shave, and shorten the tie so it’s not peeking out of the vest, and then come back and try again. Props for not stuffing your hands in your pockets though.
1. Too much hair product. 2.The vest does not fit.
Succinct and accurate.
Nothing fits correctly. And what is going on with the stitching on the edge of the lapel of the suit jacket? WHAT IS THAT.
I’ve noticed the exaggerated stitching on a lot of suit lapels lately. I would guess (don’t actually know) that it’s meant to accentuate the expensiveness. As if someone was hand stitching that lapel. Also, I think for some reason cameras pick up on that stitching more than the naked eye.
I’ve also seen that on a lot of suits lately, including some Sean John suits on sale at Marshall’s for $89. I’d go with accentuating the illusion of expensiveness.
Surely there must be SOMEBODY in this man’s life who has told him not to grease up his hair. (Maybe not.)
The suit’s quite nice, beautiful color, but there are obvious fit issues, needs a different tie . . . oh, I can’t even look because I can’t get past the hair. Plus he needs to shave.
But I do love him anyway.
I want to sit Bradley and Benedict down and say, “STOP MESSING WITH YOUR HAIR. If it is long, whether for a role or just because you haven’t had it cut lately, leave it alone. Step away from the pomade. You’re making fans sad.”
And then I’ll promptly pass out because I’ve got Bradley Cooper and Benedict Cumberbatch in front of me.
LOVE the suit and tie combo, and he looks great in a three-piece for sure. But, man… that hair…
I usually don’t get all weak in the knees about blue eyes, but HOLY COW, he sure has some pretty ones. The greasy hair and peek-a-boo tie is creeping me out, though.
What is the point of showing designer clothes on a fellow who needs a shower and shave?
The tie peeking from under the vest is making my eye twitch. His hair makes me want to cry. This is a very attractive man and according to the rumor mill, a rather good one…he needs to work on his douche-o-meter a bit.
Button your jacket! Wash your hair, young man! Ugh. I want to shake a cane angrily in his direction for looking so sleazy.
That hair is HORRIBLE
I just scrolled faster, to get to the bottom I was so turned off by his hair. I didn’t even really look at the suit.
Doesn’t he realize women want hair they can run their fingers through? Not greasy mobster hair.
Or crunchy overly-gelled hair. ICK.
I keep opening the Bradley posts hoping for perfection. He is such a beautiful man, and there’s so much potential there. Kick it up, Bradley!
WTF? His hair just looks… GROSS. I like the color of the suit, and I like the tie, but I’m so irritated by him (that HAIR), that I can only see the mistakes. The tie shouldn’t be showing below the vest. And it’s crocked, anyway. His shirt sleeves need to be adjusted. And his pants need to be hemmed.
I know! So close…
That blue makes his eyes pop. I can almost ignore his hair.
Think of all the money he could raise for charity if donations could be accepted for washing his hair. What could we call the event? Brad Aid?
He’s a nice looking man in a lovely suit, with a moderately long list of minor annoyances. (See below.) Overall though, well worth the time to take a look.
The hair isn’t flattering and I’m beginning to think that even I, as not even a junior apprentice of men’s fashion, ought to be able to get a job fixing men’s ties before they get on the red carpet. (Honestly, how many minutes can it take to position a properly-sized and symmetrical knot, if I can do it for my kid?) And that vest shouldn’t be pulling so at the top button.
I started tying my dad’s ties* when I was maybe 10 or so. 10-year-old me could have done a better job than this.
*He had some problems with one of his hands, and one day my mom wasn’t available to help… eventually it became my “job” whenever he had to get dressed up.
Lookin’ douchey, my friend.
He’s doing himself no favors. It’s clear he just got some botox did and that he’s losing his hair at this temples.
Hint to Bradley Cooper–aging gracefully looks better.
tough crowd .
If I looked up from my desk right now and this guy was standing there – I wouldn’t be all what’s with the hair and the pokey outie tie. I’d be gobsmacked by those eyes.
Yeah I can’t seem to get too upset with his wet head either. Love the grin, love the eyes.
I don’t even know if the suit fits.
With the two of you completely.
It’s all about context. He’s normally a stunner, for sure, but this? This is gym hair. As in, I just did 90 minutes of cardio and couldn’t be bothered to towel off before coming to the red carpet premiere of the movie in which I am the star.
Why is his hair so bad? WHY? It looks like he tried to style it with vaseline.
yuck to the disgusting greasy hair. love the tie, though, and that’s a great color on him. my granddaughter, maleenabelle, age five, agrees. love that top stitch trim. i wonder if it really is hand stitching, or if it’s just “faux” hand stitching.
So close! Lose the stubble and the hair and we’ve got a deal.
How does he take a Ferragamo suit and turn it into “insurance guy goes to a wedding”? JAYZUS that shirt and tie are bad. And the jacket and vest seem too short.
Brylcreem – a little dab’ll do ya.
A little being the operative phrase there.
Another use for Crisco.
Extra in Titanic.
Cute. Not perfect, but cute.
I don’t see him as a leading man although he did great in Silver Linings Playbook. He has a supporting actor look. His hair is lounge-lizard ghastly. Somebody help him style his hair.
I’m sorry – the hair is inexcusable and ruins everything, just like at the Oscars.
Oh, for good heavens, just wash your flipping’ hair, that is disgusting. You are not some grungy teenager anymore. Why go to the trouble of dressing in a sharp suit and leave your hair looking like the BP oil spill. Gross.
For a minute he was looking hot but that has past. He is now looking non-hot as his earlier movies like Wedding Crashers.
Oh gawd, the hair! THE HAIR!
Ick ick ick. Keep your hands away from your head. Why is your vest pulling so strangely across your chest?
Father Guido Sarducci……that greasy hair..BLECH!!!
Is the tie supposed to show below the vest like that? Guys, help me here. I don’t think so…..
P.S. His hair makes me need to go wash my hands, for some reason.
What? Did he get get out of the pool? Gross.
EW EW EW. Why do you look like a greasy adolescent who can’t afford clothes that fit and are un-rumpled???
Disgraceful hair, too oily!
Shampoo is needed
God, why can’t he get a decent hair cut and wash his hair with some regularity? How hard can that be?