Andrew Garfield in NYC

Posted on May 20, 2013

Imaginary Boyfriend time:


Andrew Garfield walks his dog in NYC.

Wook at dat woogie-woo.

Sorry. It’s the dog. Y’all can fight over Andrew. He’s adorable, but not really our type.

BUT WOOK AT DAT WOOGIE-WOO. We just want to smoosh that face.

No, really. We’re talking about the dog. We swear.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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  • Jessi03

    What a sweet little puppy! I want to wuzzle him so hard!

  • frederieke

    I will dump this imaginary boyfriend, thank you.

    • snarkykitten

      And take the dog in the break-up

      • frederieke

        Oh definitely!

        • drdarke

          My wife’s always wanted a dog – can I have his?

          You guys can keep him – he looks…goofy.

          • Jennifer Coleman

            And in desperate need of a shave and a big, big meal.

  • alyce1213

    The dog is perfect. The jacket is great. He looks like ‘just one of the boys’ in my neighborhood.

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    • Anne. O

      Those aren’t loud red jeans. As far as red jeans go, they are extremely subdued!

      • Damien W

        Maybe it’s the matchy-matched leash that’s getting to me…

        • mightbewrong

          Haha, a new faux pas, never match your pants to your pet supplies.

          • gabbilevy

            Don’t you mean faux paws?

  • snarkykitten

    I realize I’m anthropomorphizing here, but that dog sure looks beleaguered.

  • Dam_Angel

    I thought you guys were cat people.

  • girliecue

    Everyone should have some imaginary boyfriend time during their day. I’m imagining Andrew here with different dog breeds and leash colors.

    • Heather

      I’m imagining James Spader, with some… other accessories.

      • girliecue

        Oh. Yes. Excuse me, I have to have some imaginary boyfriend time alone now…

  • madge

    what’s with the weird labia thingies on the front of his jacket … is kuato from total recall going to make an appearance?

    • barbarienne

      GMTA! I also went straight to Kuato.

  • The dog is DELICIOUS!! I want pull those ears, kiss that snout and speak in this ridiculous baby voice to it’s face! <3

    As for Andrew… don't really care for him much, so I'm usually neutral. But I have to say that all I can see is that huge vay-jay-jay in the middle of his jacket, staring at me. 🙁

    • Janet B

      I was just going to say how much I like his jacket and now…..I just can’t unsee that. Thanks!

    • calbear97

      YES the jacket was at first interesting, and then vaginatastic.

  • MilaXX

    A cute pooch wil get ya every time.

  • Barbora

    I want that cute puppy. Andrew looks cute too.

  • CeeQ

    I think this puppie pooh is stealing the show! And of course he would, he is such a cutie pie!
    Sorry Andrew, you’ve been upstaged.

  • Yeah, with this one I am all about the dog!

    I think it is weird for an English boy to wear red trousers when they are SUCH a class signifier over here.

  • Clearly the poocheroo is the star!

  • MK03


    Oh yeah, I guess Andrew’s pretty cute too.

  • Molly

    PUPPY! And as a lady, I’m extremely jealous of men’s front pockets. In lady pants, you can barely stuff half a hand in, much less a phone!

  • JasmineAM

    His head looks so tiny without that massive mane of his.

  • Now we know why Emma is in to him, THAT DOG.

  • That dog is the color that Emma Stone’s hair should be!

  • PastryGoddess

    That dog is giving primo bitchface

  • jw_ny

    Best Andy has looked, imo. You all can have the dog, I’d rather smush Andy. 😉

    • demidaemon

      Agreed on all points. Let’s share, okay? 😉

      • jw_ny

        kinky…but ok. XD

  • Tapetum

    D’awwww! The puppy looks just like my long-gone first dog, Cosby. That almost poppy-red color in a Golden isn’t that common, and it makes me nostalgic every time.

  • My boyfriend would kill for that jacket. He loves excessive pockets. Kind of looks like a vagina in the middle of his chest, though. I like the combo with the red pants. Garfield’s too skinny to be my type, but he reminds me of one of my best friends from high school, so he’s cool with me.

    • Gwyndall

      Glad I’m not the only one to see that!

  • Reminds me of nantucket reds (which are actually more pink) that are also sort of a class-signifier. I think they might have their origins in red trousers as being for Very Posh men.

  • joything

    Look at that JACKET. Toss the boy aside, give TLo the dog, I want the jacket.

  • conniemd

    I’m on my second golden retriever. They are the most loveable, smooshable dogs.

  • I have one of those and I smoosh his face frequently. I’m talking about the dog. I swear. Andrew’s not my type either.

  • jilly_d

    I would not fuck Andrew Garfield with Emma Stone’s vagina; that man is absolutely not my type. Dog is adorbs though; I’d snuggle her anytime.

  • He’s so not my type, but any guy with such a cutie wootie babydog definitely gets extra points in my book.

  • guest2visits

    All cute but for the red pants. These look like a pair of Grr-Animals for extra tall tots. I don’t want to think he’s rocking Under-Roos to match.

  • barbarienne

    The dog is every sort of snuggleable.

    What’s going on in the middle of the chest? The opening of the jacket is confusing me. Is it a pocket to hide Kuato?

  • Louise Bryan

    Oh, I wish I could reach into the picture and get my canine fix.

  • alyce1213

    That is a vey funny website. Thanks.

  • ankali

    Issa dorgie! Whosagoodboy? Whosagoodboy?! YOU ARE!

  • Aurumgirl

    I can’t unsee the trucker cap.

  • Love the jacket.

  • RuthGo

    I was totally going to say, you can have Andrew as your imaginary boyfriend, I want the dog.

  • kimiakay

    Sweet dog for hung over Andrew. Either that, or he forgot his glasses.