Uma Thurman in NYC

Posted on April 17, 2013

Miss Uma doesn’t care WHAT you think of her crazypants.

 

Uma Thurman shops at Louis Vuitton in Midtown, New York City.

Gary Graham Cotton Herringbone Pant

And she’s not even going to show you the label of her bag, so there.

Actually, there’s no need to be so defensive, Miss Uma. We actually love your “Fuck this, I’m eating a cheeseburger at some point today” pants. We just think the little flats and big sweater don’t quite help. But hey; it’s your day. Wear your crazypants proudly and ask for extra cheese and maybe a little bacon.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com, twentythirtyforty.net]

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  • Sobaika

    The pants are fine for a casual day – paired with a T shirt and no fancy leather purse. Just looks silly here.

    • ballerinawithagun

      I love these pants, just not with the horrible sweater and shoes.

  • butterflysunita

    That’s a very schlumpy outfit. But I guess even celebrities can be shlumpy sometimes.

  • Dam_Angel

    I think Uma has been enjoying bowls of cold pasta. NOT that there’s anything wrong with that!

  • tereliz

    She definitely needed to wear a top with less volume. And some wedges.

    I honestly thought the crazy-pants were aggressively ugly on the first look, but the more I look at them on the model, I’m coming around.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      On the model. They still look terrible on Uma.

      • RebeccaKW

        Exactly. One the model they are tight below the knees and exaggerated pouffy above, as jodhpurs should be. And I like them. On Uma, they are loose instead of tight and the pouffy is more…puffy. And I hate them.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    I don’t like the pants or the sweater, but the bag is gorge. BUT, she looks like a typical mom-running-errands.

    • SassieCassy

      yeah but she is going to louis vuitton!

      celeb errands are different than regular peopl errands i guess

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        I missed that part of the caption. Definitely different “errands.”

  • Paulina Carey

    I don’t really mind anything except the flats. They look a little… incongruous.

  • Monkey Toe

    Oversize, bulky turtleneck with shoulder pads. Say that out loud before leaving the house wearing it.

  • http://twitter.com/FlyoverFi FlyoverFi

    Looking at those pants, all I can think about is Anne of Green Gables and her desperate desire for a dress with puffed sleeves. I doubt she’d be so enthusiastic about these puffed pants.

    • Vickiefantastico

      Oh my, how I love you fellow, BKs! Where else would I get an Anne (Anne with an “e”) of Green Gables reference?

      And yes, the pants are rather unfortunate.

  • http://twitter.com/SillyGrrlJen Silly Grrl

    Maybe she’s on her period.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    She looks like a football player from the 1920s. Love the bag.

    • dickylarue

      Someone needs to photoshop a brown leather helmet on her head.

  • decormaven

    There’s a disconnect in this look. I get sort of a military vibe with the turtleneck, the bag and the buttons on the pants, and then floral flats? Huh?

  • Jessi03

    Aww, Uma looks just as chubby as me! As a fellow giantess, this makes me happy in a weird way.

    • bella

      she is not chubby

      • Jessi03

        I know she’s not chubby. She’s strikingly gorgeous and thin. However, this is not the most flattering look on her. It makes her look like a “normal” person.

        • AudreysMom

          True. If Uma is still slender (and I think she probably is), these photos and this clothing choice are doing nothing to maintain that belief. Uma meet “Oh My God what happened to your body?”

        • AmeliaEve

          Right. If it looks like this on her, what would it look like ordinary humans.

  • Lori

    I know it’s a small thing, but the pockets on those pants are killing me. They’re the back pockets off a pair of sad “casual Friday” khakis, but they’re on the front of her thighs. What is with that pocket placement? These pants look as if a pair of cargo shorts knocked up a pair of jodhpurs during a drunken one night stand.

  • jw_ny

    those crazy pants should be restricted to gardening in the backyard…only! hate pleats…

  • Bethany Mito

    Did she think that pairing this hobo ensemble with Chanel flats and an Hermes Kelly could somehow save the day? Blech.

  • MilaXX

    I think she could have made this work with a better top

  • Imasewsure

    Gawd I hope Jodpurs don’t make a comeback…. can’t stand the whole equestrian look in general but these kinda work on her (as a “don’t look at me” day outfit of course)

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Just leave me the Kelly bag Uma, you can keep the rest…..

  • MzzPants

    She looks down-to-earth, a little Heidi-like, confident, and cozy. A mortal might wear this, even though the total cost is probably several months’ salary for me.

  • Little_Olive

    What throws me off most is the shoes. I’m almost sure they are Chanel but they are fug.

    Also, the pairing of capri pants with a chunky turtleneck.

    In short, the pants are what bother me less. They in fact don’t bother me at all (in a different outfit).

  • kmk05

    Love the bag and the pants, don’t mind the shoes. A sleek tank top with a cropped jacket would have taken this away from ‘unflattering’.

  • MoHub

    Hooray for flats!

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      +1 for use of ‘jodhpur’

  • http://twitter.com/TheKarishmaster TheKarishmaster

    Those pants paired and that sweater with what looks like the back of a Birkin is just plain wrong. If it is a Birkin, it deserves better. It just does.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      it’s a Kelly (one handle, a Birkin has two), but i am in total agreement, it deserves better :)

  • lrober03

    For a pair of trousers that originally cost $625, they look like an amateur rework of men’s hiking pants from a sporting goods store.

  • e jerry powell

    Is the photo of the model how those things are really supposed to look?

    Yikes.

    At least Uma is hiking them a bit differently so they don’t look quite as depressing as they could.

    Truly, though, the shoes must die.

  • Sarah

    Those are not pants, Gary Graham (whoever you are.) Call ‘em what they are: JODHPURS. Although I am a sucker for knee pants, and especially if they button on the sides. I want to be a pirate/sailor/revolutionary soldier, it would appear.

    • AmeliaEve

      Bonus points to you for getting the H in the right place.

      • Sarah

        Spelling correctly is my duty, and deserves no bonus. But thank you :)

  • dickylarue

    Ms. Mia Wallace would not approve.

  • CatherineRhodes

    Ummm… turtlenecks are never flattering on busty women.

    • http://geekentertainment.tv irinaslutsky

      i totally agree! i had to stop wearing them, but the delusion is they make you FEEL like everything’s nicely tucked away…

  • crash1212

    Whither her eyebrows?

  • quiltrx

    I actually rather love her crazypants! But just looking at that sweater gives me boob sweat and an itchy neck. And the flats are really cute.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

    Tilda Swinton Goes to Boulder.

  • nannypoo

    She needs shampoo and a lint roller. I support her right to go out in unflattering clothes but she should try to find shoes that work with what she’s wearing.

  • lobsterlen

    Those are old school riding jodhpurs. I dont know why but i hate riding style clothes unless you are on a horse or just got off one.

  • http://twitter.com/lisledanielle Danielle Lisle

    If I ever get the chance to shop at Louis Vuitton, best believe I will be wearing my Sunday best.

  • BrooklynBomber

    This hurts. See, today, I helped Mr. Bomber find a new pair of cargo pants. I managed to get him down to one with a pocket only on one side, and a fairly subtle pocket at that (no gussets). It hurt me, but marriage requires compromise. After spending an hour looking at pictures of cargo pants [sob!] I came here. . . to see. . . FUCKING CARGO PANTS.

  • marilyn

    The problem with her outfit, is that she is winter on top, summer on the bottom. The shoes are evening. It looks odd. The colors are unexpected, but okay. Well, since it’s her day off, she can wear what she wants.

  • eight_of_nine

    I always want to love jodhpurs, and then I just can’t.

  • I used to be fashionble

    I love the shoes! Remind me of Pappagallo flats.

  • NoGovernmentName

    She’s unrecognizable, which may be the point.

  • http://twitter.com/carelessriver Caterina Maria

    I kind of love the practical side she’s showing, here. Lady, you’ve served up enough awesome for enough years that if you want a turtleneck and what on you appear to be Mom Capris, you do you. I am loving the little bun. I wish I could wrangle mine into that shape.

  • conniemd

    I can’t see the herringbone in the pants, and I love herringbone for women’s and men’s suits and jackets. (old-fashioned me).

  • Anniebet

    She’s given up? Gone to the mild side? I suspect she didn’t expect photographers. Celebs should *always* expect photogs.

  • ZnSD

    bag? Hermes?

  • StillGary

    Are these jodhpurs — or are jodhpurs boots — in case I’ve been wanting to see what they look like?

  • Sunraya

    I love New York. Everyone is ignoring her. :)

  • http://twitter.com/bkiersten BridgetK

    Hmm. I feel like these pants are mimicking my actual body shape. Fake saddle bags for ladies who feel left out of the pear body shape category!

  • http://twitter.com/lolacestmoi Lola Channing

    She makes an excellent case for why one should always have a pair of “I’m fabulous” sunglasses.

  • emchicago

    her feet look huge in those flats

  • kathrineb

    So sad and frumpy. A lesson in what suits people:
    1. Busty women not not look good in turtle necks. 2. The number of people who look good in those pants= Zero.

  • http://twitter.com/aStudiobytheSea a Studio by the Sea

    With so little make-up on, she looks like a lovely old flemish painting.

  • http://remedialstitcher.blogspot.com/ Sara Leigh Merrey

    I don’t recognize her anymore. She looks really frumpy here, but she just doesn’t look like herself to me anymore. Aging has changed the way her face looks.

  • aprilgee

    Those don’t look like the same pants. Hers don’t have the yoke seam and front welt pockets that the model’s pants have.

  • librarygrrl64

    Speaking as a well-endowed woman myself: no bulky turtlenecks, honey.