Selena Gomez in Peter Pilotto

Posted on April 26, 2013

We think it’s fair to assume the caption to these pictures should be “Damn. That clown’s got a nice ass!”


Selena Gomez makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in Peter Pilotto ensemble paired with Rupert Sanderson heels.

Peter Pilotto Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva

We want to find that man and bring him on as an intern here at T Lo Celebrity Style Bitchery, Inc. He’s got a fine future ahead of him. The look on his face is PRICELESS. “The fuck is that girl wearing?” He’s gonna ram that cart straight into traffic if he doesn’t turn around, though.

Selena, we sincerely hope you made balloon animals on GMA, but even then, we don’t think we could sign off on this one.


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      Fucking fashion shenanigans. Can’t even muster a critique. #gross

    • amanda lynn

      Wat? …what? how? How did this happen? Seriously. HOW.

    • OrigamiRose

      Muffin Top, taken to its literal definition.

    • annabelle archer

      Do you see Selena?!?!? Do you see what happens when you take the King of Diaper Pants & Douchiness back in to your life? All reasoning ability, clearly thrown out the window. All that fashion credit built up? Gone. As are my affections for you.

      • Lori

        She and the Biebs are getting back together again? That could explain the nuttiness of this outfit. Clearly he desperately needs the good press, but I’m not seeing how further association with him benefits her enough to make it remotely worth it. It’s time for her to break whatever deal they have and move on.

        • demidaemon

          Apparently, she makes him into less of a douche. But, obviously, her miracle work is very strenuous to here eyes and sanity, as these images clearly show.

    • Little_Olive

      Oh, Peter Pilotto. You make me laugh so much.

      Gotta admit though, she is powering through the fug and ridiculousness. Go, S!

      • H2olovngrl

        Peter Pilotto even sound like a clown name…like Punchinello or something.

    • jw_ny

      insane! I had the same expression on my face as the cart pushing guy…

      • sara

        OMG his expression is so amazing.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Forget the awful clothes. That bag looks like it should be carrying human heads.

      • Snailstsichr

        Oh please – let it be the Beibs!

    • Charlotte

      I… don’t understand?

    • Nora Halcyonov Lynnenko Naught


    • Courtenay P

      That’s a very awkward patch of exposed stomach.

      • Deb_Lynn

        Isn’t it??? Looks like a beer belly paunch, the way it’s shaped and outlined by that ridiculous top. She is so super tiny and in shape so it’s obviously not, but it obviously is a stupid top.

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        Yea, and it’s missing a relatively sizable portion of the top from the model. Not that it could have helped much, but I def would have kept that black strip that the model has.

    • korilian

      Bravo! This is exactly how I want my attention whoring celebs to look! Decked out in such a way that no one can mistake them for a mere mortal!

      • l_c_ann

        Or a tasteless street walker.

    • Courtenay P

      That’s an awkward patch of exposed skin.

    • WendyD

      This is the height of the peplum insanity, right?

      Can they recede into the distance now?

    • MilaXX

      That is some bad designing when you make a size 0 look like she has a gut.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        In fairness to the actual design, but without defending it (because I think is hiddy under any circumstances), she seems to have removed a band of fabric that would have covered part of her size 0 beer belly.

        • MilaXX

          Oh I see what you mean

          • irinaslutsky

            and god forbid she only show a postage stamp of skin

        • kirkyo

          The top (+) band (-) ruffle would be kind of hot, no?

          • Gayer Than Thou

            Well, it certainly couldn’t be any worse.

        • formerlyAnon

          I suspect the band was axed because she’s so small that, with the band, the triangle of bare skin would be barely bigger than a postage stamp.

      • Elleachaudaucul

        Especially when you consider that what we’re actually seeing is the bottom of her rib cage.

    • CB

      This shit is crazy but Selena is working it like the sidewalk is her runway. I can’t hate.

    • Imasewsure

      From the fashion design department at Clown U… I think I need to put on my giant clown glasses however to see this outfit in all of its ridiculous glory. Dumbest look of 2013 so far….

    • BazoDee

      And yet she comes as close to making this work as is humanly possible!

    • Christina Diaz

      was that outfit the result of a dare?

    • hughman

      Cirque de No Way

      • H2olovngrl


    • Janet B

      Peter, Peter, Peter. Your clothes are not flattering to anyone.

      • foodycatAlicia

        I think he is replacing La McCartney as the designer I am most baffled by.

    • alyce1213

      “The fuck is that girl wearing?”

      He’s thinking “I’d hit that.”

      • drdarke

        Give him credit, @alyce1213:disqus – he could be that rare Straight Guy With Taste.

        What he’s really thinking is, “Girl – that is Not Your Ensemble….But still, I’d hit that!”

    • ivfive

      Where do I apply for that internship? Hoping it’s open to 50 year olds and not just the unappreciative college crowd.

    • lrhg

      Damn, girl. You know you have achieved up levels of WTF’ery when you give a boy that facial expression. He can’t decide whether to ask her to go out or WTH she is wearing. You can almost see the gears turning in his head.

    • lrober03

      If it was just the pants with a fabulous top, I could get behind that. But this is hurting my eyes

    • marlie

      This is HORRIBLE. It’s horrible on the model, too. Just… NO.

    • Guest

      Have we reached Peak Peplum now? I really think this is it.

      • l_c_ann

        Nope, that bubble dress of Stanley’s last night, the one that had the unfinished ‘waist’ band folded under that was hanging on the models boobs – That was a Peplum Magnus in search of a skirt.

    • BeeBeauNYC


    • NC_Meg

      This outfit and that guy’s expression are the funniest things I have seen all day. Maybe all week.

    • SugarSnap108

      That cart-pushing man knows what’s up. Priceless, indeed. I like the extra, covert facial commentary from the man by the hot dog cart, too.

    • mightbewrong

      Holy hell that is a terrible outfit. Even the model looks like a buffoon.

    • marlie

      It could be worse… Selena could be wearing the shoes that the model has on.

    • Aurumgirl

      How come all of these clothes remind me of Ron Jon’s Surf Shop clothing, circa 1989? This outfit, especially?

      • decormaven

        It reminds me of something David Lee Roth would wear back in the days of Van Halen.

        • Aurumgirl

          Oh, I only think DLR when I see cut out, clear plastic covered ass-cheek jeans. But I could see him in this outfit, just as easily!

    • Monzerrat Ontiveros

      I think Riahnna should be very jealous! I mean, the way that Chris Brown stares at Selena is creepy!

    • Sara Leigh Merrey

      As I’ve said before, I think Pilotto’s on crack when he designs clothes. She should have kept the black belly band the runway model had on, though I don’t think anything could save this from being clownish.

    • Nicholas

      It reminds me of one of the first scenes of Garden State where Braff’s clothes match the wallpaper of the house completely.

    • frannyprof


    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      How do you decide, ‘Yup. That’s the exact section of my body I want to highlight.’ Awkward upper midriff triangle area, it’s your day to shine!

      • Amelia Logan

        As a fit girl that is still the exact part of my body I never highlight.

    • Qitkat

      I don’t know exactly why, but she might be the reason I create an irrational dislike list.

    • Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

      the top’s too much, but she’s werqing those pants.

    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I always file her under “trying too hard”. She goes for the truly wacky fashion and it never works. Leave it to the true divas, girl.

    • ralish

      This is amazing. The next time I think I’m having a fashion crisis, I will look at these pictures. Thanks, Selena!

    • Lattis

      T Lo – you just gave me and my family a full minute of outright sustained laughter.
      Love you guys.

    • Julie

      best opening line ever.

    • pulpytomato

      I love this. Selena is one of the few who can pull of Peter Pilotto. (Emma Watson is another.) Is it perfect, no. But it’s crazy; she’s young and beautiful; and she looks good in pretty much anything. I appreciate that she goes for it.

    • silaria

      Oh, come on now, lay off. She is CLEARLY on her way to shoot her cameo as a Capitol citizen in the next Hunger Games movie.

    • lamamu

      Oh, thank you, TLo. I was having a humorless day. And “Damn. That clown’s got a nice ass.” just turned it around.

    • Joanne Abrams

      Oh T LO, you made my day.

    • Anniebet

      OMG, she has belly cleavage!

    • MK03

      Does anyone else hear calliope music?

    • lobsterlen

      What can you say about New York City … even delivery guys know shitty style.

    • lbl

      Rarely should anyone wear a head-to-toe Peter Pilotto look in this phase of their designing. Their clothes are just too trippy and complicated for that.

    • Camel

      I want to know where she is going? What’s the occasion for this outfit?

    • Tracy_Flick

      Pilotto is just messing with us. His “design career” is just one big piece of performance art designed to highlight what ugly, unflattering things people will wear if they think it’s the next big thing.

    • Dam_Angel

      TLo-that man does not care one damn what that woman is wearing.

    • H2olovngrl

      This was probably most surreal for him

    • Guest


    • Nonmercisansfacon

      His expression really says it all!

    • formerlyAnon

      Clown or classic style, if the cutout makes tiny little toned actresses look as if their midriff is bulging, it’s either badly designed or doesn’t fit. Here, possibly both. INEXPLICABLE.

      In other news, I hope someone that guy knows (niece? girlfriend?) reads TLo and inform him of his fleeting minutes of fame.

    • siriuslover

      Yeah, no horrible. Maybe that Europe trip to see crazy Biebs (if it’s true) colored her fashion sensibility this week. This is hiddy.

    • demidaemon

      All Pilotto designs must die in a massive fashion* bonfire.

      *Using that term very loosely here.

    • librarygrrl64

      His reaction is right on the money. WTF?!? Oh, right, it’s Peter Pilotto. So, of course.

    • YoungSally

      Didn’t Poland Spring (or some other beverage company) once have the slogan “Damn, that’s good water!” Exactly what that water delivery guy was thinking – not.

    • Trisha26

      The print, the peplum, the midriff…YIKES!

    • flamingoNW

      that’s just STOOPID

    • sado

      so sick of this nobody already, who the fuck cares…………

    • Mylynka

      I am so confused…. Is the ruffle the top of the pants? The bottom of the top? The awkward middle of some sort of onesie?? *cries*

    • lilazander

      What the hell is going on in the upper part of the outfit, precisely with her stomach (as was mentioned)? It’s some sort of a grotesque of a human body. Sickening.

    • shanteUstay

      She looks like a ballerina peforming a dance about beetlejuice. She looks a mess!

    • Darva Sutra

      This outfit makes me wistful for Edina Monsoon. She always brought the high fashion WTF-ery.

    • maggiemaybe

      So, she put this outfit on, did a little spin in front of the mirror and said “Perfect” and then walked out the door? I just don’t understand how this happens.

    • guest2visits

      Balloon animals! oh yay! and yes that is exactly what she is dressed for.
      Why is she wearing a Vanessa Hudgen’s outfit?