Selena Gomez in Peter Pilotto

Posted on April 26, 2013

We think it’s fair to assume the caption to these pictures should be “Damn. That clown’s got a nice ass!”


Selena Gomez makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in Peter Pilotto ensemble paired with Rupert Sanderson heels.

Peter Pilotto Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva

We want to find that man and bring him on as an intern here at T Lo Celebrity Style Bitchery, Inc. He’s got a fine future ahead of him. The look on his face is PRICELESS. “The fuck is that girl wearing?” He’s gonna ram that cart straight into traffic if he doesn’t turn around, though.

Selena, we sincerely hope you made balloon animals on GMA, but even then, we don’t think we could sign off on this one.


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  • Fucking fashion shenanigans. Can’t even muster a critique. #gross

  • Wat? …what? how? How did this happen? Seriously. HOW.

  • OrigamiRose

    Muffin Top, taken to its literal definition.

  • Do you see Selena?!?!? Do you see what happens when you take the King of Diaper Pants & Douchiness back in to your life? All reasoning ability, clearly thrown out the window. All that fashion credit built up? Gone. As are my affections for you.

    • Lori

      She and the Biebs are getting back together again? That could explain the nuttiness of this outfit. Clearly he desperately needs the good press, but I’m not seeing how further association with him benefits her enough to make it remotely worth it. It’s time for her to break whatever deal they have and move on.

      • demidaemon

        Apparently, she makes him into less of a douche. But, obviously, her miracle work is very strenuous to here eyes and sanity, as these images clearly show.

  • Little_Olive

    Oh, Peter Pilotto. You make me laugh so much.

    Gotta admit though, she is powering through the fug and ridiculousness. Go, S!

    • H2olovngrl

      Peter Pilotto even sound like a clown name…like Punchinello or something.

  • jw_ny

    insane! I had the same expression on my face as the cart pushing guy…

    • OMG his expression is so amazing.

  • eowyn_of_rohan

    Forget the awful clothes. That bag looks like it should be carrying human heads.

    • Snailstsichr

      Oh please – let it be the Beibs!

  • I… don’t understand?


  • That’s a very awkward patch of exposed stomach.

    • Deb_Lynn

      Isn’t it??? Looks like a beer belly paunch, the way it’s shaped and outlined by that ridiculous top. She is so super tiny and in shape so it’s obviously not, but it obviously is a stupid top.

    • Meg0GayGuys6

      Yea, and it’s missing a relatively sizable portion of the top from the model. Not that it could have helped much, but I def would have kept that black strip that the model has.

  • korilian

    Bravo! This is exactly how I want my attention whoring celebs to look! Decked out in such a way that no one can mistake them for a mere mortal!

    • l_c_ann

      Or a tasteless street walker.

  • That’s an awkward patch of exposed skin.

  • This is the height of the peplum insanity, right?

    Can they recede into the distance now?

  • MilaXX

    That is some bad designing when you make a size 0 look like she has a gut.

    • In fairness to the actual design, but without defending it (because I think is hiddy under any circumstances), she seems to have removed a band of fabric that would have covered part of her size 0 beer belly.

      • MilaXX

        Oh I see what you mean

        • and god forbid she only show a postage stamp of skin

      • kirkyo

        The top (+) band (-) ruffle would be kind of hot, no?

      • formerlyAnon

        I suspect the band was axed because she’s so small that, with the band, the triangle of bare skin would be barely bigger than a postage stamp.

    • Elleachaudaucul

      Especially when you consider that what we’re actually seeing is the bottom of her rib cage.

  • CB

    This shit is crazy but Selena is working it like the sidewalk is her runway. I can’t hate.

  • Imasewsure

    From the fashion design department at Clown U… I think I need to put on my giant clown glasses however to see this outfit in all of its ridiculous glory. Dumbest look of 2013 so far….

  • BazoDee

    And yet she comes as close to making this work as is humanly possible!

  • was that outfit the result of a dare?

  • hughman

    Cirque de No Way

    • H2olovngrl


  • Janet B

    Peter, Peter, Peter. Your clothes are not flattering to anyone.

    • I think he is replacing La McCartney as the designer I am most baffled by.

  • alyce1213

    “The fuck is that girl wearing?”

    He’s thinking “I’d hit that.”

    • drdarke

      Give him credit, @alyce1213:disqus – he could be that rare Straight Guy With Taste.

      What he’s really thinking is, “Girl – that is Not Your Ensemble….But still, I’d hit that!”

  • ivfive

    Where do I apply for that internship? Hoping it’s open to 50 year olds and not just the unappreciative college crowd.

  • lrhg

    Damn, girl. You know you have achieved up levels of WTF’ery when you give a boy that facial expression. He can’t decide whether to ask her to go out or WTH she is wearing. You can almost see the gears turning in his head.

  • lrober03

    If it was just the pants with a fabulous top, I could get behind that. But this is hurting my eyes

  • This is HORRIBLE. It’s horrible on the model, too. Just… NO.

  • Guest

    Have we reached Peak Peplum now? I really think this is it.

    • l_c_ann

      Nope, that bubble dress of Stanley’s last night, the one that had the unfinished ‘waist’ band folded under that was hanging on the models boobs – That was a Peplum Magnus in search of a skirt.

  • BeeBeauNYC


  • NC_Meg

    This outfit and that guy’s expression are the funniest things I have seen all day. Maybe all week.

  • SugarSnap108

    That cart-pushing man knows what’s up. Priceless, indeed. I like the extra, covert facial commentary from the man by the hot dog cart, too.

  • mightbewrong

    Holy hell that is a terrible outfit. Even the model looks like a buffoon.

  • It could be worse… Selena could be wearing the shoes that the model has on.

  • Aurumgirl

    How come all of these clothes remind me of Ron Jon’s Surf Shop clothing, circa 1989? This outfit, especially?

    • decormaven

      It reminds me of something David Lee Roth would wear back in the days of Van Halen.

      • Aurumgirl

        Oh, I only think DLR when I see cut out, clear plastic covered ass-cheek jeans. But I could see him in this outfit, just as easily!

  • I think Riahnna should be very jealous! I mean, the way that Chris Brown stares at Selena is creepy!

  • As I’ve said before, I think Pilotto’s on crack when he designs clothes. She should have kept the black belly band the runway model had on, though I don’t think anything could save this from being clownish.

  • Nicholas

    It reminds me of one of the first scenes of Garden State where Braff’s clothes match the wallpaper of the house completely.

  • frannyprof


  • How do you decide, ‘Yup. That’s the exact section of my body I want to highlight.’ Awkward upper midriff triangle area, it’s your day to shine!

    • As a fit girl that is still the exact part of my body I never highlight.

  • Qitkat

    I don’t know exactly why, but she might be the reason I create an irrational dislike list.

  • the top’s too much, but she’s werqing those pants.

  • I always file her under “trying too hard”. She goes for the truly wacky fashion and it never works. Leave it to the true divas, girl.

  • ralish

    This is amazing. The next time I think I’m having a fashion crisis, I will look at these pictures. Thanks, Selena!

  • Lattis

    T Lo – you just gave me and my family a full minute of outright sustained laughter.
    Love you guys.

  • Julie

    best opening line ever.

  • pulpytomato

    I love this. Selena is one of the few who can pull of Peter Pilotto. (Emma Watson is another.) Is it perfect, no. But it’s crazy; she’s young and beautiful; and she looks good in pretty much anything. I appreciate that she goes for it.

  • silaria

    Oh, come on now, lay off. She is CLEARLY on her way to shoot her cameo as a Capitol citizen in the next Hunger Games movie.

  • lamamu

    Oh, thank you, TLo. I was having a humorless day. And “Damn. That clown’s got a nice ass.” just turned it around.

  • Oh T LO, you made my day.

  • Anniebet

    OMG, she has belly cleavage!

  • MK03

    Does anyone else hear calliope music?

  • lobsterlen

    What can you say about New York City … even delivery guys know shitty style.

  • lbl

    Rarely should anyone wear a head-to-toe Peter Pilotto look in this phase of their designing. Their clothes are just too trippy and complicated for that.

  • Camel

    I want to know where she is going? What’s the occasion for this outfit?

  • Tracy_Flick

    Pilotto is just messing with us. His “design career” is just one big piece of performance art designed to highlight what ugly, unflattering things people will wear if they think it’s the next big thing.

  • Dam_Angel

    TLo-that man does not care one damn what that woman is wearing.

  • H2olovngrl

    This was probably most surreal for him

  • Guest


  • Nonmercisansfacon

    His expression really says it all!

  • formerlyAnon

    Clown or classic style, if the cutout makes tiny little toned actresses look as if their midriff is bulging, it’s either badly designed or doesn’t fit. Here, possibly both. INEXPLICABLE.

    In other news, I hope someone that guy knows (niece? girlfriend?) reads TLo and inform him of his fleeting minutes of fame.

  • siriuslover

    Yeah, no horrible. Maybe that Europe trip to see crazy Biebs (if it’s true) colored her fashion sensibility this week. This is hiddy.

  • demidaemon

    All Pilotto designs must die in a massive fashion* bonfire.

    *Using that term very loosely here.

  • librarygrrl64

    His reaction is right on the money. WTF?!? Oh, right, it’s Peter Pilotto. So, of course.

  • YoungSally

    Didn’t Poland Spring (or some other beverage company) once have the slogan “Damn, that’s good water!” Exactly what that water delivery guy was thinking – not.

  • Trisha26

    The print, the peplum, the midriff…YIKES!

  • flamingoNW

    that’s just STOOPID

  • sado

    so sick of this nobody already, who the fuck cares…………

  • I am so confused…. Is the ruffle the top of the pants? The bottom of the top? The awkward middle of some sort of onesie?? *cries*

  • lilazander

    What the hell is going on in the upper part of the outfit, precisely with her stomach (as was mentioned)? It’s some sort of a grotesque of a human body. Sickening.

  • shanteUstay

    She looks like a ballerina peforming a dance about beetlejuice. She looks a mess!

  • This outfit makes me wistful for Edina Monsoon. She always brought the high fashion WTF-ery.

  • maggiemaybe

    So, she put this outfit on, did a little spin in front of the mirror and said “Perfect” and then walked out the door? I just don’t understand how this happens.

  • guest2visits

    Balloon animals! oh yay! and yes that is exactly what she is dressed for.
    Why is she wearing a Vanessa Hudgen’s outfit?