We’re only on our second cup of the day and we’re already weeping, darlings. That’s never a good sign. Bad enough Jennifer Morrison had to hit the streets in a dress so ugly we feel like it slapped us, but then Salma Hayek had to turn around and do this:
Salma Hayek attends Sony Pictures Entertainment Presentation in Gucci in Las Vegas.
Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Alana Zimmer
YOUR HUSBAND OWNS THE FUCKING COMPANY WHO MADE THEM (AND A CHUNK OF THE WORLD); YOU COULDN’T GET THE FRIGGING PANTS HEMMED?
Ugh. Don’t even talk to us, Salma. We’re really upset. Just go. We’ll call you next week.
We promise the next post will be pretty, kittens. You deserve it after being assaulted like this.
[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]