Ryan Lochte on David Letterman

Posted on April 25, 2013

We watched his show. Ten whole seconds of it. Then we ran screaming from the room. We don’t care how ripped his abs are, if he’s so inarticulate that he’s making Honey Boo Boo, Snooki, and Kim Kardashian look like the Yalta Conference in comparison, the attractiveness level plummets.

Ryan Lochte makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ show in New York City to promote his new reality show.

He’s all yours, ladies and ladyboys who like their men a little on the dim side. We can’t.

Nice look. A little too monochromatically Don Draper for our tastes, plus the jacket’s too tight on him, but not bad.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Enrique RC/PacificCoastNews.com – Video Credit: LateLettermanShow]

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