Reese Witherspoon in Saint Laurent

Posted on April 23, 2013

Darlings, when we read of Miss Reese’s little run-in with the law, we looked up from our computers, caught the light just so, and intoned, “We declare this …DELICIOUS.”

We don’t care what you say, the whole tawdry little tale had us laughing and clapping with glee after years of her sitting near the top of our irrational celebrity hate list. To have it confirmed that our feelings are not, in fact, irrational at all is vindication of the highest order. Life is sweet.

Her expression in these pictures is pretty sweet too:


Reese Witherspoon attends the screening of her new movie ‘Mud’ in NYC in head-to-toe Saint Laurent.

Saint Laurent Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sky Ferreira

That’s the look of someone who’s expecting a bucket of ice water to be thrown on her at any moment. Like we said: DELICIOUS.

Her outfit’s fine. Can’t say we love the hair. That’s a couple shades too dark, we’re thinking.


[Photo Credit: Getty,]

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  • Darlings, you KNOW that’s the evil twin. The evil twin is always the brunette. Our Reese is tied to a railway track somewhere.

    • tereliz

      Haha, I was just about to say the same thing, except that the REALREECE is locked up in an attic in Winnipeg somewhere.

  • CaseyinNY

    Her eyes look extra crazy when she has dark hair…

  • Addictedtowhitewater

    I’m surprised to see her in short and black looking a little like a bad girl, haha. Not that black is ‘bad’ but she doesn’t look like the sweet southern belle she tries to portray. I will never understand how people with so much money don’t do one simple thing… call a taxi.

  • MilaXX

    That is the look of someone who would rather be anywhere but there. I’m not in the least bit surprised she canceled the rest of her appearances.

  • Melissa Brogan

    I like her acting, but I canNOT stand when people use that “don’t you know who I am?!” crap. And this outfit is a sad sack (literally) with a sad dye job. Bleh

    • VioletFem

      Seriously! Maybe I’m naive, but I really did not think people actually used that line! There is not character trait that I hate more than an undeserved sense of entitlement.

  • PastryGoddess

    I really don’t need to see 80% of her thighs. 50% would have been just fine.

    Also TLo wins the internet for the week. I don’t care that it’s only Tuesday. The witty bitchery that has flowed from this blog all day is giving me life!

  • MilaXX

    disqus is officially insane. It now says I have -1 notifications. What? Is it somehow subtracting a future notification?

  • teensmom99

    Sorry–the outfit is not fine at all.

  • VioletFem

    She has officially moved from my irrational dislike list to my rational dislike list.

    • Sarah

      I sort of liked her a bit better, at first. Her shit DOES stink, it turns out, you know? Although, in the end, I can see that yeah, her crime fit exactly what kind of a special girl I thought she was. Dislike intact.

      • Glammie

        I’ve never hated Reese and I’m sort of hoping her downfall here means she’ll end up playing bitchy parts again. I’ve never cared much for her spunky sweetheart persona, but I love her as a bitch–long live Tracy Flick and Little Red in Freeway.

        “Do you know who I am?”

        We do, Tracy, we do. Lift up your chin and open your eyes for that mug shot.

        • This.

        • copper

          I agree, I want to see bitchy, snarky, self-entitled Reese instead of the now-boring Southern sweetheart. And I can see the beginnings of that in this dark goth dress — though her look totally has issues, especially with the eye makeup. But I have to say the policeman sounds like a first class male chauvinist jerk. So not impressed by his behaviour. That’s the kind of person you just want to put down.

          • Glammie

            Yep. I mean she was an idiot to mouth off to the point of getting herself arrested, but the cop was a jerk–enough so that I wouldn’t be surprised if the charges against her were dismissed. But that’s okay–I think mug shot and public humiliation will do as punishment. Even before this the sweetheart act was pretty worn out.

  • That’s more plausible. I couldn’t remember any of the fates that befell the innocent blonde twins.

  • Andrew Schroeder

    She’s probably gonna get an Oscar nom for that movie she’s doing about the West Memphis Three so get ready for that pole dance.

    I used to like her but not so much anymore.

    • Scoobydrew

      I am dying to see that movie though … Reee as Pam Hobbs… and the rest of the cast looks pretty decent too

  • Sara L.

    You guys were the first thing I thought of when I read this news. I said to myself, “T and Lo must be squealing with glee right about now.” Glad to know I was right.

  • I love you for this. I can’t hate on Reese because she looks almost exactly like my sister.

  • random_poster

    She looks better as a blonde.

  • 3boysful

    I STILL do not like the new Disqus format, dammit.

  • snevhead

    OK, I have a question about hems (slightly OT, I know).
    Is it considered ACCEPTABLE to have these shitty, stapled-up hems just because everyone knows you borrowed the dress and you couldn’t possibly alter it? I mean, has it become the new standard? Makes me stabby, is all.

    • MilaXX


    • Sarah

      Seems to me that you could baste and iron something and still reverse the work for returning to the lender without that sloppy looking stapled look. I also feel stabby about inappropriately-lengthed things for the wearer, though, esp. when TLo shows the model with it where the designer wanted. I’m shortish, so I get the need to alter, but bless them, it does look bad.

  • gabbilevy

    Seriously, what’s with the crazy eyes on TLo today??! (See previous Elijah Wood post)

  • I like the dark hair. I recommend that everyone watch “Freeway.”

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      I developed my Reese love during Freeway and Election…both awesome movies and probably her best performances.

      • another_laura

        Election is a great movie! She was perfectly cast and nailed it. FWIW I also thought she was adorable in the first Legally Blonde movie (the one I saw).

    • Glammie

      Yeah, I cannot hate on Reese because of “Freeway.”

  • vandeventer

    From pics I’ve seen, I think she is shooting a movie right now, and her hair is dark brown for the role. Agree it’s not the greatest color for her.

  • 3boysful

    Darling Uncles, are you already into your cups? Or is your glee so great that you have overlooked how the dress is way too short (and poorly hemmed–look at the little points in the hem every few inches), and that on someone as boobily blessed as Ms W,, that high neckline needs to have some shoulder reveal or something–her torso looks like a big black block. Not flattering. And that hair color, while obviously for the film, is awful on her.

  • Little_Olive

    But… This is textbook cockel spaniel hair! I have so many times disagreed with TLo on that front but this one is so home-styled.

    This is giving me a Britney vibe I’m not liking on her. Miss Reese seems to me like a longer hem+lower cleavage kind of gal.

  • vandeventer

    Could have used more concealer under the eyes… She really looks like she doesn’t want to be there right now.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    totally, just a couple cocktails away from batshit apparently…..

  • Little_Olive

    Totally. Because the only way that would matter, is if you were… hmm. Can’t think of anyone.

  • One of us changed our minds, and it knows.

  • JasmineAM

    I find it hilarious that she thought some southern cop would give a shit about who she is. Every time I go near the Georgia border, their cops are lined up waiting to pull people over.

    • Lori

      Q: Do you know who I am?

      A: Someone too stupid and irresponsible to call a cab to take her & her husband’s drunk asses home, that’s who.

      • Chasity Mcdonald

        right? that seems like the real headline here to me.

      • JasmineAM

        THIS! It bugs me to no end how rich people end up with DUIs. You have the means to hire a driver to drive you around as you club hop. DUIs are stupid for us regular people too, but it seems so improbable to get one when you can hire a chauffeur.

  • Donyelle Marshall

    I thought it was Amanda Bynes in the 1st shot.

  • Jecca2244

    agree. the hair is way too dark. she is better as a blonde. i don’t get the fuss over the new Saint Laurent. That is an Ann Taylor dress.

    • Lori

      A very poorly hemmed Ann Taylor dress.

      • makeityourself

        You can tell they tacked it up, probably at her last-minute request so that she could show off more of her fake tan legs, and then no one pressed it properly. All those little fabric “points” are driving me nuts.

        I think the dark hair is for a role she’s currently shooting.

        • CakesOnAPlane

          for what it’s worth I LOOOVE the dark hair. I’ve always wanted that coloring: blue eyes, chocolate brown hair. I’m stuck with brown eyes, light brown hair, so maybe I’m trying to live vicariously through her, but I think she looks so much more striking with the dark hair.

  • Qitkat

    I didn’t even recognize her. Sweetie, I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, your hair color matches the name of your movie. Looks like Alabama clay.

  • MK03

    Y’all were right. Turns out she is indeed a spoiled, entitled little bitch.

  • Yes, she looks like she’s dreading the first question about her little “incident.” She used to be on my irrational hate list, and then somehow fell off, but “do you know who I am” got her put back on my list like THAT.

    ETA: It’s a cute, albeit rather unremarkable, little outfit.

  • MrsDanvers

    My favoritist part of alladat was that the cop kept referring to her as “Mrs Witherspoon” which makes me wonder what Mr Witherspoon thought of the appellation. 🙂

  • kimmeister

    That hairstyle isn’t working. Makes it look like she has protuberances above her cheeks. The color just emphasizes it.

  • Introspective

    Im wondering if she was going for a mug-shotty look with this face she gave since, well, you know…

  • Hair is too dark on her, that dress is too short for her, and for some reason, she kind of looks like Madonna here.

  • stubbornthoughts

    If not for the terrible hem and seam, I like this on her.

    I can’t hate Reese, I just can’t. People say stupid shit when they’re wasted and trying to get out of a ticket. If you ever need to use your celeb power, do it when the po-po are hunting you down. I’m such a goodie-goodie, I’d be bawling my eyes out trying to name drop someone to help me.

    • BrooklynBomber

      I like her. And it sounds like she really is mortified. Who knows? But I like her so I’m gonna go on thinking this whole thing was out of character.

      • 3boysful

        Me, too. And at least she came right out and owned the bad behavior and made a sincere apology.

        But you really do wonder why people who can afford limos can’t call a cab. If I were fortunate enough to be an Oscar-winning actress, I’d err on the side of caution.

        • BrooklynBomber

          Sure, but stars can be as stubborn or unaware as the rest of us. I can imagine various scenarios: She doesn’t realize till they’re on the road how drunk he is. He insists on driving and she doesn’t want a fight. They’re both having to much fun and too drunk to realize. Etc.

      • formerlyAnon

        In a weird way, I really appreciate her handling this in such an appropriate manner. Because it lets me keep my irrational hatred of her light hearted and fun. If she hadn’t stepped up, I’d have to start forming a serious opinion. Instead I can wonder: If she hadn’t left college for acting, would she have ended up Risk Management Chair for her sorority?

    • Sunraya

      It wasn’t like it was a speeding ticket, it was a ticket for driving drunk. You know, the kind of driving that kills families and children. I have zero sympathy for her entitled ass, would she be pulling the celeb card out if her husband killed someone? I’m glad the cop arrested her, and her drunk husband. This is not the 1970s, when the cop would tell you to drive right home nice and slow. Our society has no,tolerance for drunk driving, nor should we. I don’t care if she was drunk or not, we all know the rules now.

      Sorry to rant, it’s not at you, just at people who think no,rules apply to them.

      • Sarah

        It was a ticket for drunk and disorderly, wasn’t it? For Reese. DUI for her husband. She got disorderly conduct because she wouldn’t sit quietly and wait for them to do their jobs and cite her husband for his drunken driving, but instead hollered about it and tried to throw her weight around. People make mistakes, sure, but she didn’t even have to be charged. She aggravated the situation needlessly. Unfortunate, to say the least.

  • Imasewsure

    Hair a bit too dark but glad to see one less blonde so hope it sticks… dress is dull (and too short Sweetie)… except for the drunk driving part of this scenario, it was pretty hilarious. Luckily she owned up so she’s back on my “don’t give a crap one way or the other” list

  • another_laura

    Yeah, the dark hair is complimenting the dark circles under her eyes a little too much. Go behind the curtain and get a little more concealer there, lady!

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    It is events like this that cause me to miss Ted Casablanca.

    • Little_Olive

      I had totally forgotten about that guy! Now you made me miss him too. And Jules Asner. The new E! people make me mad.

  • BrooklynBomber

    Blond really is her color.

  • Sunraya

    Funnily, she must think that she has a deserved sense of entitlement! I’m with you. I can’t stand people who think the rules don’t apply to them, especially serious rules like Driving while drunk.

    And,yes, Reese, we know who you are – someone who wasn’t smart enough to call a taxi. What a dolt.

    • MilaXX

      you know that gin n’ juice will have you talking all kinds of trash.

      • PastryGoddess

        Rollin down the street in a Fusion, sippin on gin n’ juice

        • formerlyAnon

          Yeah, the Fusion kinda introduces an aura of suburban high schoolers being really stupid in somebody’s mom’s car.

  • Scoobydrew

    the only way her “Do you know my name?” could have been better is if she followed with it with a Josh McKinley “I WILL NOT HAVE IT!”

    Also do Georgia Troopers have those cameras on the dashboard?

  • cowper

    That cop deserves a medal for telling her where she could stick her sense of self-entitlement.

    • Laylalola

      I love that he told her “to sit on her butt and be quiet.”

  • nannypoo

    I’ve always thought if the Olson twins and Jay Leno had a baby it would look like this.

    • e jerry powell

      How the Olsen Twins could produce one baby between them is a mystery to me…

  • MilaXX

    because if you have to ask, “Do you know who I am?”, chances are they either A)Don’t or B)Do not care

  • e jerry powell

    She’s looking rough in the closeups.

    Is it me, or could the dress use a little pressing? I’m seeing some unflattering wrinkles and creases.

  • GorgeousThings

    She needs to get an assistant with a makeup wipe over there to wipe the mascara off her face.
    Kinda like her idiotic behavior wiped her usual smirk off her face.

  • Chasity Mcdonald

    Is one stupid and egotistical drunk moment really confirmation for years of hating a person? People make mistakes

    • MilaXX

      it is when it’s the irrational hate list.

      • Chasity Mcdonald

        right but they are saying that the hate is now warranted because she was a jerk to a cop while she was drunk and her husband was being arrested.

        • Chasity Mcdonald

          i mean if anything hate her because her husband decided to drive drunk and she didn’t stop him. Not that she pulled the star card.

          • Are we really quibbling over why and how the correct way to hate her is? Let’s just all agree to lighten up and take a moment out of our day to hate her. It’s cleansing.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            I don’t hate her at all people make mistakes. I just think this whole “do you know my name” thing is getting overblown in a big way.Somehow the headline became Reese Witherspoon has a big ego and not 2 grown adults felt drunk driving was a good idea. I think one is a bit of a bigger deal.

          • Chaiaiai

            Actually, it’s drunk driving adults that thought USING the ego card would get them out of it that rubs. TLo, I deliciously agree. And that hair color, oh honey. Does she or doesn’t she? Indeed.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            Okay…. but I do still feel one out weighs the other significantly

          • Please lighten up. The whole post is a joke. Reese and her life of enormous privilege will carry on as it has.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            I replied but the site messed up and it isn’t showing up so this might be the second reply, but I will just say again I am a fan of your site and I understand it was a joke. I was just making a tiny point about how this story has been reported in other places. I don’t think I’m the only person to make that point, but thinks for the suggestion to lighten up. I really appreciate it.

          • Thanks for making a tiny point about how the story has been reported in other places by complaining that it’s not fair for us to hate her for making a mistake. We really appreciate it.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            Okay look I really wasn’t trying to argue with you. I was being sarcastic because I thought it was funny that literally 15 minutes after I said someone was about to call me humorless they did that’s all. Like I said I’m a big fan who does really find you guys funny.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            I meant with my replies not the original post. I know that you guys were just joking I just didn’t express the point properly I guess.

          • Chasity Mcdonald

            and before I get told I’m humorless as I do on this board sometimes. I don’t really think you two are sitting at home relishing in your hatred a movie star. I mean was anybody thinking about her before this?

          • Glammie

            I thought hating Gwynnie was cleansing, or was it hating Gwynnie because of her cleansing . . . oh well, she’s still my preferred hated celeb, though Reese is certainly earning her moment.

          • formerlyAnon

            Also, deeply gratifying in a shallowly entertaining way.

        • MilaXX

          I really don’t think it’s that deep

          • Sarah

            I hate Adolf Hitler. I think RW is a spoiled lady with a badly hemmed dress. Methinks you’re right….

    • formerlyAnon

      It’s freely acknowledged unfairness, on my part. I KNOW I don’t actually know anything about her, and she might well be warm, charming and a total sweetheart as well as hardworking, But it confirms my irrational hating perception of her as entitled. And the kind of type A entitled who thinks that just because they work hard, they’re not actually entitled. And, (see “irrational”) it’s not meant to be taken any more seriously than my semi-informed opinions about celebrity clothing.

  • Julie Fountain

    The hair is bad, and there is something wrong with the hem of that dress, like it got hemmed five minutes ago and they haven’t pressed it in yet.

  • At least she didn’t call any of the officers “sugar tits” like someone did…

    Though that might be damning her with faint praise.

    • mountainFashionista


      Who was that?? (I secretly love that expression for some reason.)

      • Lori

        Mel Gibson.

      • ankali

        The exact phrase was, “What are you looking at, sugar tits?” Said to a policewoman who was in the station when he was brought in for one of his DUIs. He’s an utter ass, but I will always treasure the moment I read that item.

        • mountainFashionista

          Oh, damn. I was hoping it was someone like Joe Pesci… I can totally hear him saying that!

          Thanks for the scoop!

  • Sarah

    This happens to me regularly. Does it also notify you of replies from days/weeks ago that you already saw? It is a sentient, cruel mistress, gaslighting your mind.

    • Janet B

      I have had notification of replies that are over 8 months old.

    • DeborahJozayt

      There. You now have current, up-to-date notifications for today 😀 This is a one-time deal, and disqus will be back to its crappy self one you’ve seen this link.

    • MilaXX

      I have gotten the old message notification but never the negative number before

      • Sarah

        See, three of you replied to me and it just said only Mila did. So, it is still crappy. But, we must deal with it, no? All in the name of dedicated Kittenry.

  • gracedarling

    Or, if you know you’re going to be drinking, hire a driver for the night! It’s not difficult, rich people.

  • marilyn

    She has the most guilty look on her face in the close-up shot.

  • Her hair, her dress and her over-spray-tanned legs = desperation.

  • Rand Ortega


  • CarolinLA

    Absolutely ADORE her no matter what. She’s not perfect and that’s fine with me. See the movie FREEWAY where she is fierce as shit.

  • formerlyAnon

    My reaction to the arrest story was pretty much the same as you two had. Except my thought was “can’t leave men with that asshole fratboy personality alone, can you?”
    She looks better as a brunette, but that’s the wrong brunette.

  • Call me Bee

    Wow–with the harsh make-up, the non-dress, boring shoes and no jewelry, she looks pretty “rode hard and put away wet.”

  • formerlyAnon

    I love this. Because since we can’t fix it, the more entirely random Disqus gets the less frustrated I get.

    • Sarah

      I *think* the negative notifications come when it finally gets around to notifying you of things you’ve already seen and clicked on. It is passive aggressively attempting to assign negativity to your snooping around in things it hasn’t deigned to show you yet. Or, as you say, entirely random. ‘Tis tracking myriad comments netwide, so I guess I can give it a pass for being totally weird.

  • girliecue

    T Lo, I immediately thought of you when I heard this story. So glad my fair city could provide you two with a moment of delight. Atlantans can tend not to lean toward star-struckness. Years ago during the Brat Pack’s heyday a friend saw Emilio Estevez try to cut in line at a restroom. No one let him. It still makes me smile.

  • Jennifer Coleman

    It keeps notifying me of replies to my posts from people 11 months ago. I’m like a dog when the doorbell rings.

  • formerlyAnon

    Right? I wonder if I am imagining it, but today does seem to be an almost giddy day in the TLo commentary.

  • formerlyAnon

    Oh it gets better! I just got a disqus email asking if I’d like to be an “early adopter” for some of their awesome new features. AS IF. I wonder if it was my two attempts to constructively complain about the performance of the new interface under pressure that made ’em think I’d want to use it on my phone.

    • MilaXX

      I got that as well.

  • First Reese cracks her annoyingly shinny holier than thou veneer. Next I’m gunning for Gwynnie to be embroiled in some crazy Colombian drug bust. It’s gonna happen folks. Just you wait and see. Haha

  • Louise Bryan

    That looks like a sepulchral imitation of Reese Witherspoon. Maybe even a zombie. Especially with the bizarre gaze.

  • Wendi126

    Hipster mobwife. And in my experiences douchey drunks are usually sober douches but quieter

  • PeaceBang

    Am I allowed to say that she just looks ugly? Everything is off. The bad fake tan. The hair that looks like a wig climbing all over her face. I declare this the beginning of the end.

  • lilyvonschtupp

    Ryan Phillipe won.

    • It’s like when it turned out KFed *may* in fact have been the better parent, for a while there.

  • Jackie4g

    St. Laurent put a seam down the center front of a dress? If Yves were around, this would NEVER happen. Sheesh.

  • guest2visits

    This is too boxy and short looking. The high neck is not all that flattering for her either.
    Personally; I was quite surprised she lost her mind a bit in this little episode. WHY didn’t she take mr. blue’s advice?
    They must have both been over the limit, but he was serving as the driver so she could be spared the very thing she dove into.

  • sado

    🙁 new saint laurent… mean RACHEL ZOE VIA FOREVER 21……TRASH

    • Rand Ortega

      Yves Saint Laurent is rotisserie spinning as we speak.

  • Trisha26


  • I was swamped this afternoon, I missed the twee lumberjack and this, and am just now catching up. I thought maybe I was punch drunk because I have been giddily amused at their razor sharp wit. Bless the Uncles, bless them.

  • Beth Kattleman

    She looks like Madeline Kahn’s emciated little sister.

    • Rand Ortega

      Someone who actually had a sense of humor & never took herself so seriously.

  • Beth Kattleman

    She looks like Madeline Kahn’s less attractive, emaciated little sister.

  • I’ve been “invited” to try a New & Improved Disqus format. I’m afraid to say yes, but it says it will ask for my feedback, dare I believe it?

    • MilaXX

      can’t hurt

  • Carla_Charlton

    The hair has too much red. The dress has not been properly hemmed or pressed. And I, too, felt vindicated by hearing her declarations/demands to the arresting officer.

  • jmorino08

    It’s funny cuz it’s called Mud, just like her name right now!

  • lobsterlen

    Not only did Reese not call a taxi for her and her man but they were driving a FORD FOCUS. You got to give this much to Lindsey Lohan when she gets drunk and disorderly its in a Porsche.

  • quiltrx

    WHAT is that makeup doing? Looks like it’s left over from the mugshot.

  • TheAmericaness

    Was she drunk? People say that when they’re drunk. Even the nicest person – and I’m not implying she falls into that category – but even the nicest people, especially ones like actors who are always surrounded by “yes” men and women – will act like assholes when drunk. No excuse, just how it is.

  • annrr

    These pics are priceless. Talk about the face of guilt. Reese looks my my girls (ages 6 and 8) when they’ve been caught so redhanded they can’t deny anything so they bust out crying. As an actress, is her moment and she blew it.

  • unbornfawn

    She looks like crap.

  • drdarke

    Are we sure this is her runway shot, and not her mug shot?

  • kathrineb

    She is one of the few celebrities that I think looks better as a blonde.

  • Celandine1

    My guess is that she watches Mad Men and was channeling Mama Francis talking down to the cop who pulled Betty over. I mean, seriously, Reese even copied Betty and dyed her hair brunette!

  • SublimatedRage

    When did she develop crazy eyes?

    • bellafigura1

      During the mug shot photo session, probably.

  • AnaRoW

    Apparently people use it when they’re drunk. I thought it was obvious from her comments that she was when she made them. She’s not someone I’d have thought was that lacking in self-awareness. It’s weird that she would argue that HE would be the one embarrassed in the newspapers.

    This incident isn’t reason enough to make me dislike her although I haven’t been thrilled with her movie roles the last decade or so (aside from Walk the Line and Monsters vs. Aliens). If it turns out that she’s incapable of having her bubble burst (like Gwyneth), then I may turn on her… but not yet. Even celebrities should be allowed to mess up once or twice.

    • VioletFem

      Oh, it is extremely likely that drunkenness, on her part, played a major factor in how this whole debacle went down. I would honestly be surprised if she was stone-cold sober during this altercation. I don’t seriously have any hateful feelings towards her because I do not know her personally and aside from this pretty serious incident, she might be a perfectly lovely lady when sober. Based on her official released statement she is probably embarrassed about this whole fiasco. Despite how scandalous it may seem right now, I would not be surprised to see that this incident will probably have no real affect on her career (unless this becomes a pattern, of course).
      But it does rub me the wrong way to see people act like basic rules of decency and safety don’t apply to them because they have a privileged status in society. Based on her reaction I don’t think it is too far-flung to assume that she is used to a certain level of treatment that would normally excuse her for this sort of behavior.

  • bellafigura1

    High horse stumbles! Remember when she chastised young women for not behaving themselves like she does? I think it was at the MTV awards or people’s choice or something. Yeah, delicious!

  • She looks like an Olsen!

  • siriuslover

    Hahahaha! Yes! Now if only Gwinnie could have a run in so she is not left out!

  • The hair renders her unrecognizable. I’m still not sure that’s Reese Witherspoon.

  • GinaGeo

    I was an extra in a movie with her and Paul Rudd and after filming had beers with them at a frat. That is just so unbelievable that it is true. Paul was awesome and reaffirmed my Clueless and Romeo & Juliet crushes. Reese was sullen and snooty but I gave her the benefit of the doubt because she was at a frat (I was too but I was there for Paul! 🙂 )..

  • anotherintro

    Yes. A million times. Yes.

  • pop_top

    I’m loving your tale of schadenfreude. And I completely agree that her hair is too dark.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    “Do you know who I am? Well you’re going to.” Oh dear.

  • DCSheehan

    She looks like she’s wearing a rubbish sack. An ill fitting one. Also, Mud is an hilariously ironic movie title given that’s what her name is now.

  • MyrtleUrkel

    Love this post! She, like Jennifer Aniston, has been at the top of my “irrational celebrity hate list” for years. I never bought the whole America’s sweetheart thing. It could also be because many of the people I know who love her are people I can’t stand. I like the dress, but it’s not flattering on her and she looks better as a blond.

  • mattcooper

    “You’re about to be on national news.” Oh, Reese, if only you had known you were speaking about yourself. To giver her credit, though, she did seem genuinely upset by her own behavior.

  • MandyM

    She has on Jennifer Aniston’s dress.

  • N a

    exactly! From Samantha to Sabrina just like that!