Oh, what a lovely gesture, People magazine.
People magazine has named actress Gwyneth Paltrow as the world’s most beautiful woman.
Hopefully, she’ll use this and learn to love herself.
We think we speak for most of humanity, living or dead, when we say … “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Excellent trolling, People. You win.”
And before anyone gets bent out of shape on her behalf, of course she’s beautiful. And of course these silly little Attractiveness Olympics that People magazine likes to foster are utterly meaningless, designed to spur debate on the topic, and driven largely by a star’s Q score. But even so, this SMACKS of publicists and entertainment media working the refs for a star who’s got a cookbook and a big movie out at the moment and who’s known for being largely disliked by the public.
We love Gwynnie, actually. But we can’t help but roll our eyes at the idea of telling a lady famous more for her high self-regard than for her work that she’s the Most Beautiful Woman in the World.
[Photo Credit: people.com]