Pairs Division: DeGeneres and de Rossi

Posted on April 30, 2013

So? Who’s excited for the return of Arrested Development?

 

 

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi attend the premiere of Netflix’s ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 in Hollywood, California.

They’re so cute together. From the left:

SHE: Really put the effort in this time, we have to say. We wonder if wifey had a little something to do with that. We’ll never really like her tendency to wear boxy jackets unbuttoned like that. It gives her no shape at all and actually makes her look quite a bit larger than she is. On the other hand, the striped sweater is a nice touch, the pants fit correctly, and we really like the shoes. But that jacket’s got to go. Those big white buttons look so cheap. Score: 7.5/10, which is very, very good for her.

SHE: Is rocking the shit out of that hair, which we love. In fact, we love it so much that we don’t even mind the dress, which manages to be both boring and a little tacky at the same time. We’re afraid history is not going to be kind to this period of ladystars exposing random strips of skin under their arms, at the side of their boobs, or just above their hips. It’s such an unflattering place for a cutout. She’s got a rockin’ bod, but this does absolutely nothing for her. If we didn’t love the TinTin hair so much we’d be scoring her in the negative. Score: 4/10.

Combined Score: 5.75/10. It’s a sad, sad day for Miss Portia when her wife manages to score almost twice as high as her on the style scale.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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