Lindsay Lohan in Dolce&Gabbana

Posted on April 12, 2013

Lindsay Lohan attends the premiere of ‘Scary Movie V’ in Los Angeles in a Dolce&Gabbana black dress with gold trim paired with Christian Louboutin Booties.

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[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,]

    • nannypoo

      For her I think this is a decent look. Not maybe so good on anyone else, but the fit isn’t too bad, no ladyparts are hanging out and she looks happy. She needs to learn to apply lipstick.

      • PastryGoddess

        Hard to apply lipstick when the size and shape of your lips changes every few days

        • formerlyAnon

          When your hands shake, when it’s hard to focus both eyes . . .

      • Sarah

        Fit isn’t too good, either. She’s bustin’ out, if you see what I mean.

    • Vickiefantastico

      For Lindsay, it’s not that bad.

    • Christy Cricow

      I feel kind of sorry for her. She looks like she needs a good bath.

      • formerlyAnon

        I feel very sorry for her. She somehow got out of childhood without the necessary adult self-care skills, and because she’s always been and continues to be able to make money, those who make money off of her money aren’t going to let her hit the kind of bottom that most trapped in self-destruction need to hit in order to build themselves back up into a new, stronger person. And if she DID? A significant number of those people, the ones she’s relied on, would consciously or unconsciously sabotage the long, hard process because in a lot of ways the old, self-destructive Lindsay was easier to deal with as long as they kept her on the right side of the line. [Sorry for the rant. Button was pushed.]

        • VictoriaDiNardo

          Pretty much sums it up – sadly. Our family is currently dealing with a non-famous, middle-aged version of this and it’s heartbreak all around.

          • formerlyAnon

            You have my sympathy and well wishes. Even a few healthy years (even if it’s a fragile health) are a blessing if it’s someone you love, though. I hope your family gets there.

            • VictoriaDiNardo

              Thank you. We are at the place right now where we count the weeks, I hope we can look forward to good years.
              This is why, when I see this poor girl, all I can see is the trauma.

            • formerlyAnon

              Trauma is the right word. Everyone takes damage, damage that can be healed, at least partially, but there are scars.

            • VictoriaDiNardo

              Yes, I know that “twisted” relief: well at least she’s just stumbling to the liquor store and not trying to score in the park! What a rabbit hole.

            • VictoriaDiNardo

              As I replied to Sarah below: I’m always impressed with the scope of the conversation here in TLo-land, but I never anticipated an impromptu Al-Anon meeting! What a support-group – style and sobriety! Seriously, thanks.

          • Sarah

            My family has one of those. He’s in AA now, but not very diligent about it. It is incredibly painful to deal with. I hope you can get past it – but a word of advice. Be glad for your loved one if they get healthy, but don’t expect them to change back to the person you remember. They probably won’t, but maybe you can learn to forgive the person they are now.

            • VictoriaDiNardo

              Thank you for that. Yeah, it’s that forgiveness part that’s so challenging, but I’ve begun to see that you must try; you just can’t walk around with all that anger. You have my sympathies; it is stunning to me how many families struggle with someone with addiction. In many cases, I think maybe with Lindsay Lohan ( and in our own situation ), it seems like the addict has underlying un-addressed mental health issues and they end up self-medicating with substance or alcohol abuse. I guess that’s why she touches a cord with me. Hits close to home.

            • Sarah

              Most certainly that is the case in our family. Undiagnosed depression led to heavy self-medication. No, the anger isn’t good for anyone, but another thing to remember is it is okay to own your own feelings about how you were wronged. Own them and THEN let them go. Pretending it never happened isn’t going to help, either. Best of luck and warm wishes to you all. It’s a hard road ahead but I hope it’s worth it for you.

            • VictoriaDiNardo

              I’m always impressed with the scope of the conversation here in TLo-land, but I never anticipated an impromptu Al-Anon meeting! I love it here. And thank you.

    • Jessi03

      Make it stop! Make it stop! Well, at least she’s upright.

      • aeb1986

        no kidding. ‘scary’ indeed

    • Dam_Angel

      Man, it is hard to watch this talented girl implode. Her life is fraying like that gold piping.

    • Kate Gorton

      All I’m gonna say is: I hope she takes rehab seriously this time.

      • MilaXX

        She postponed rehab to go to Coachella, need I say more?

        • formerlyAnon

          dear god

    • PastryGoddess

      I can’t believe I’m saying this. It’s Lindsay Blow-han for goodness sake.

      From the neck down it’s actually an ok look.

    • formerlyAnon

      Not sure if this is “hanging on by fingernails” or “inching back, millimeter by millimeter.” Either way, it’s a grand slam, for her, in terms of taste. Kudos to whoever’s handling/managing/helping her. Face still tells a sad tale.

      • drdarke

        Wow, every time I see that face work, I die a little more inside.

        Dress isn’t bad, and the shoes for once kind-of work….

        • Lauren Lynch Fox

          Agreed!! Can she even close her lips? She is too young for that stuff, such a shame.

          Love the shoes

    • Celeste Copeland

      Her poor bosoms! I can only imagine that a few seconds after these photos a cartoonish “sproing” noise going off as they escape their bonds. Also, is that necklace connected to her clit ring or what?

      • Griffinqueen

        Wow, that is phrase-and image that I really wasn’t prepared to deal with today. I am going into my weekend with an image of Lindsay’s pierced gum drop. I can’t unsee that shit.

      • PastryGoddess

        You really should provide brain bleach when you make comments like that.

      • LaylaSV

        The dress needs to go up two sizes. That unholy wig/extensions/horse hair combo needs to be seriously reined in and someone ought to take a brillo to the fake tan.

        I’m actually hoping the necklace IS part of a clit ring combo. At this point, a line of erotic jewelry is likely one of her last fundraising possibilities.

        • spinachleaf

          Imagine if it got caught on the wing mirror of the limo that just dropped her off on the red carpet.

          • fursa_saida


      • Vlasta Bubinka

        Repeat after me, Lindsay:
        Skinny slips are NOT outerwear.

    • Rain Jezek

      NO. All I can see is her smashed tits. The combination of bad bra and badly fitting bust has smashed her chest to the point where it’s the most prominent part of her feature.

      Okay, took a second look. The dress is nice, the styling is nice, I like the braids even though they’re a bit messy.

    • Little_Olive

      Since when are her boobs so big? And vertical?

      It’s a cute dress. Too bad the accessories, the lip injections and the askew cat-eye suck.

      • alyce1213

        She’s pretty well-endowed. The dress is too small on top, so it’s exaggerated.

      • H2olovngrl

        Since the boob job a few years back.

        • ZnSD

          she’s got the “adjustable” kind. Don’t ask.

    • Dorothy & Michael n/a

      So much potential, so little support from family or friends. REAL friends, not enablers.

    • Nikki Massie

      yeah, the horse called. Said he wants his mane back.

    • CT

      her breasts look uncomfortable and i hate her lips. she looks better than she has in recent history, but i still miss the cute little girl from “The Parent Trap”

    • Reality TV Casting

      just rough.

    • alyce1213

      Blowsy. The lipstick, the hair, the tanner . . .
      The tanner is uneven and splotchy. I can imagine her smearing it on with one hand and a stiff drink in the other.

      She makes a Dolce & Gabbana lbd look like cheap shit.

      For old times sake, I wish her the best and hope she succeeds in rehab. Although I don’t know if that’s going to help her fashion sense.

      • CPK1

        Blowsy is sadly the perfect word of how she looks these days

    • MilaXX

      Dress looks too small. Hair looks awful, makeup even worse.

    • Imasewsure

      Oh gawd awful dress and hair and makeup. I think the hair color is good though and she just needs better makeup to fix the non-dress issues here.

    • Ashleigh Boutelle

      How can she afford a book job???

    • filmcricket

      This little lost girl. She makes me so sad.

    • Kathleen

      The orange tanner stains around her armpits – I cannot see anything else past these.

      • Little_Olive

        And apparently made friends with her lipstick.

      • H2olovngrl

        Too right!

    • Chase

      The outfit is okay, but the truth is that no outfit, whether haute couture or snagged from the discount bin at Target, can disguise those dead eyes.

      If she really wants to pull off an ensemble, any ensemble, she should start with a pair of very dark sunglasses.

    • hughman

      Where are those “old Italian widow” D&G dresses when you need one? YOU HAD ONE JOB D&G!

    • Beth513

      As Cher Horowitz would say, “this look is a total Monet.” At first glance I thought this wasn’t bad for LL, but upon further inspection that exposed bra strap thingy is really bugging me and she is kind of a mess.

    • AndresB

      Her pupils are hardly detectable in close up which is… a bad sign, to put it mildly. She needs to accept the help that’s being offered, people around her who say No, and afterwards maybe a dress like this.
      All we’re looking at now is a vodka bottle or a heap of pills shrouded in Dolce & Gabbana, and I find it hard to comment on such an entity in terms of fashion.

      • H2olovngrl

        I was just thinking that it is all in the eyes. And she still has the pupils and heavy lids of a major drug addict.

      • JDreesen

        i don’t know that the pupil reference is entirely fair – she *is* on a step-and-repeat, after all; all those camera flashbulbs going off would be enough to reduce anyone’s pupils to pinpoints. You can look through other step-and-repeat pics of actresses with light eyes (e.g., Amanda Seyfried, Bella Heathcote) and see the same thing happening.

        that being said, i agree that it is difficult, if not impossible, to assess the actual clothes/fashion for this post, when there is so much other context pushing its way through the photos.

    • marshmallowjane

      She looks so bad that I didn’t notice how nice the neckline of the dress is. Lindsay is looking old; she looks like she’s shooting crap into her cheeks; I have difficulty looking at her. Is she wearing a black bra with straps underneath; or are the black straps part of the dress. I’d love to see this dress on the catwalk.

    • Garcia Loca

      WTF is the dress doing to her tits and who the H lends her clothes anymore?

    • Cambel

      The dress SHOULD look nice, but it’s too small up top. It looks like a heavy woman in wall mart spilling out over a pair of daisy Dukes that haven’t fit her in 5 years.

      • greyhoundgirl

        Wow. Class issues much?

        • mightbewrong

          Oh, don’t do this.

    • commish24

      Hooker chic.

    • crash1212

      It’s almost cruel – and not in a good way – to keep including her on this site. Bless her heart.

    • another_laura

      A marked improvement! Coulda been really good, but the poor fit in the bust is looking painful. And the devil is in the details (or accessories). All I can do with those shoes is imagine the groovy pattern they would leave on your feet when you take them off. I also wish the necklace wasn’t down in the cleavage.

    • l v

      Did somebody get her lips done right before heading to the read carpet? Those look decidedly bigger than they did on Letterman…

    • TAGinMO

      Twenty-six. Years. Old.

      • jetpackdino

        With Lindsay Lohan, I am convinced there’s kind of a dog-years thing going on. Thus, she looks like she’s in her 50’s. If she keeps going like this she’ll be dead by the time she’s 37? But she’ll look like she’s in her 70’s so it all works out.

    • lrhg

      On anyone else it’d be a C. For Lindsay, I give her a solid B+. Also, she’s smiling! I can’t remember the last time I saw that.

      (But chop a foot off those extensions, girl, seriously.)

    • Pammer

      Naturally, she is well endowed for her body frame. But she has had work done, tight dress notwithstanding. And those cheekbones. Yikes. She must be putting on that makeup when she is ‘altered’.

    • Io Vee

      She needs to be power-washed and hung up to dry in a remote village in Spain without access to the internet for about six months. Then we’ll talk.

      • formerlyAnon

        To the Internet, or to anyone she knows. Family, friends or business associates. Girl needs to find her own bones (metaphorically) and build from there.

    • Martha Deutsch

      just figured out what i’m going to be for halloween this year.

    • teensmom99

      Would look good if her chest were not so exposed. Now it just looks to me like a slip (or whatever we now call a dress you wear under a dress–like a long cami).

    • Trisha26

      Heidi goes to the AVNS. (Why are all female celebs dressing in the sluttiest way possible? What’s next, actual nudity?)

    • SkipperJane

      It seems to me it takes a special skill to make a dress that expensive look that cheap.

    • RinPauler

      You know, this could have been a hot look for her if it weren’t for the messy hair and the absolutely unflattering make-up.

    • editrixie

      Holy Mary Mother of God. I am greatly afeared.

    • capybara_cafe

      Too bad they didn’t have it in her size. Poor boobs. Has she actually had plastic surgery, or is it just collagen? Her face *lips, cheeks)looks so strange to me lately, but I can never tell for sure what people have had done. I guess I don’t have the “eye” for it, lol.

    • Pamela Hunt

      Well, her all-substance diet has her looking slim & trim but I can never get past what she’s done to her face.

    • Carly Warnock

      She looks really excellent. I mean the boobs are a bit much but otherwise, good for her Glad to see her looking so fit.

    • Sara Munoz Munoz

      I don’t think those are supposed to be peep-toes. YIKES.

      • Moriginal

        Hooker crocs. Those shoes hurt me depply.

    • jw_ny

      scrolling down through this mess all I could think was…please! make it stop!

    • Gotham Tomato

      I don’t know if it’s the wrong shapewear or the wrong size, but it just misses because of this (even though, it is sort-of a high water mark for her). I wish her the best and I hope her stint in rehab will help her clean herself up (and I also hope she stops with the facial injectables because they make her look 15 – 20 years older than she is).


    • BayTampaBay

      Better than usual.

    • marlie

      Oh, GURL. I hope she doesn’t sneeze, because that could be really, really unfortunate.

    • Barbara Affolter

      She doesn’t look like she stinks. That’s progress, right?

    • CarolinLA

      She’s clearly going to use her cleavage to store her stolen goods.

    • Danielle Lisle

      Neck down is pretty good for Lindsay, but MY GOD that duck face is making my eye twitch.

    • gowiththeflo

      Unfortunately, she always looks like she gets ready in a truck stop bathroom. And she loooves orange lipstick.

      • Celandine1

        She slept over at Paz de la Huerta’s last night. Obviously Paz did her makeup while Lindsay was going through the pile on the floor looking for a dress to wear.

        • formerlyAnon

          I cannot tell a lie (well, in this context.) It makes me feel a little guilty, but this made me laugh out loud.

    • pugluv

      That dress makes her breasts look so saggy that they resemble track lighting that is illuminating the floor behind her…..

    • JaCory Deon

      She needs to go on ahead and make “One NIght With Lindsay” because she is serving all sorts of “Adult Entertainer Realness” here. How old is she anyway? Bless her heart.

    • janneyb

      This look is wrong on about nine different levels. As a mom who recently watched “Freaky Friday” with my young daughter , seeing LL like this now makes me sad. The girl in that movie was beautiful and talented.

    • Sara Leigh Merrey

      Sad. She looks so much older than she actually is, like she’s lived a long, hard life. And she hasn’t. The dress is too tight. Can we just put her away for a few years. Revisit her when she’s as old as she looks now?

    • demidaemon


    • victoria rodeno

      What is wrong with her face? Her breasts? She looks all kind of bad. And she is only 26.

    • mightbewrong

      Oh good grief.

    • sk8tfan

      As Joan Rivers would ask, “starlet? Or streetwalker?”

    • pookiesmom


    • PeaceBang

      Incredibly sad + tacky at every angle. Hey! Maybe that could be a slogan! “Lindsay Lohan Fashion: Sad N’ Tacky At Every Angle!” If you say it perky it hurts less.

    • H2olovngrl

      Oh, the spray tan!

    • gracedarling

      WHAT is going on around the left arm? It looks like everything is coming apart at the seams. Hope she paid for that dress… which I imagine she did, since I can’t imagine D&G lending her clothes at this point. Blech.

    •!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Oof, I can’t. It’s not sporting anymore.

    • quiltrx

      She really has no idea how GROSS she looks, does she?

    • spinachleaf

      She looks like a drunken, salacious, argumentative slut – in other words, rather good and very like 1970s Elizabether Taylor which is odd because she couldn’t have looked less like Liz in the actual movie where she played her.

    • joy peace

      Lovely! Don’t hate the player, hate the game! 😀

    • Gabriella M

      Nice shoes. Was there a person in them? Let’s pretend there wasn’t.

    • kathrineb

      The over drawn lips look terrible!

    • ZnSD


    • fursa_saida

      How is it that I can do my own makeup better than whoever’s doing hers?

    • MannahattaMamma

      there’s one picture where you can see the little girl from the remake of “The Parent Trap,” and that little girl is now trapped in pumped-up boobs & pumped-up lips & long fake hair & long fake eyelashes & birdcage shoes & hellacious foundation garments & what passes, in Lohanland, as a subdued black dress. If she got to close to a pin, all the air would whistle out of her body & she’d go sailing into space like a popped balloon. Makes me sad.

    • bellafigura1

      Gah, she looks like she’s had ribs removed or something. Everything is jammed all up in there, yo.

    • Bert Keeter

      Looks like a gal in her mid thirties that is trying too hard. She’s not even 28….

    • Curious3D

      Cartoon character hair, spray tan buildup i her armpits, bruises on her legs, and it looks like she’s been making out with a robot vacuum.

    • alyce1213

      I just read this news today, Sat 4/13, from Coachella:
      Lindsay wore her hair down –obligatory Coachella braid included — with short black booties, teeny cut-off shorts, a long-sleeved, striped half shirt (showing off her belly button piercing), and a summer scarf . . . Lindsay has told her friends she merely wants to experience the music and will stay clean and sober throughout her time there.

      Of course.

      • formerlyAnon

        Well, may it be so. One hopes she at least means the statement attributed to her, whether or not she’s able to follow through.

    • guest2visits

      She just makes me wince, every time.

    • ccm800

      she’s just ruined.

    • SassyMcFrench

      She’s showering! Regularly. Now, get a sassy cut and she’ll start getting somewhere.

    • Louise Bryan

      She’s really quite cute when she smiles and looks happy. As for the dress, it’s not bad and it suits her pretty well.

    • Giustina Pileggi


    • carnush

      If she were to get a cute, fresh haircut and leave her face a little less ‘done’ she would be on her way to a career jump start. She’s young and pretty and there’s no reason why she can’t look it.

    • stubbornthoughts

      Oh dear. I completely agree with my fellow commenters that she should get a fresh haircut and better face routine. She still has potential to *look* presentable, even if she’s a total mental mess.

    • dickylarue


    • Jeff Warhurst

      She’s starting to look like Little Edie Beale in the face.

    • Sunraya

      Her lips! What is up with the corners? Horrible!

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      Actually, I was sortof pleased. Her hair is kind of cute, and she doesn’t look too drunk – well OK a little drunk. Man, she’s TINY though.