Kirsten Dunst in Emilio Pucci

Posted on April 23, 2013

We get the impression Miss Kirsten is feeling not-so-fresh at the moment.

Kirsten Dunst attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Proenza Schouler pumps.

Proenza Schouler Fall 2013 d’Orsay Pump

Honey, relax those hands, open those eyes, and unpurse those lips. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, yes; maybe that headband, but this is a perfectly fine dress. What makes us sad is that your clear unwillingness to work it is keeping it from being more than just fine. Loosen up, honey. Slap a little color on somewhere; maybe some shoes that don’t look so serious or give you pigs’ hooves at a glance.

Oh, gosh. We kinda ripped this to shreds in an attempt to buck you up. We hate when that happens. Seriously, you’re fine. Just relax a little and cock a hip every now and then for the photographers, mkay?

And first chance you get, head to the ladies room, rip that thing off your head, and stuff it into the ladytrash receptacle, even if it makes your extensions fall out.

 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, style.com]

    • PastryGoddess

      Oh, gosh. We kinda ripped this to shreds in an attempt to buck you up

      What did you two drink this morning? Jet Fuel? ladystars tears? You guys are on a roll with the bitchy comments today?

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        Ladystar tears cracked me up!

    • Catiline

      She is making a trollface! It’s cracking me up.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

      PIG’S HOOVES. i didn’t see it until i read it, and now i can’t UNsee it.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

        They are exactly Porky Pig’s trotters!
        I guess it’s tricky for some stars to have red carpet events on 420.

      • tereliz

        Yeah, I was really jonesing for those pumps at first sight, but now…

    • hyperionic

      This dress is giving major boob eye.

    • Vickiefantastico

      Those shoes are gorgeous in the picture, not so great on her. With the way the heel bends back and forward, though, it seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

    • cmb123

      this is awful. It’s ill-fitting, unflattering and just plain boring. And she looks miserable. Yikes

    • Sobaika

      She looks high as a kite.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        I think she thinks we don’t notice.

        • Jessi03

          That’s why she has the sneaky face.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      The Black Hole of Pucci…..

    • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

      Turn your head to one side, and try to unsee the black demonic eye staring up at Kirsten’s headband. As well it should.

    • teensmom99

      the real problem: this dress is really meant for Jessica Pare or Twiggy. It’s not flattering–she has too many curves for it (and she’s not that curvy) and the lace and peep holes are just not good. Who wouldn’t be miserable?

    • http://www.facebook.com/isadora.paiva.7 Isadora Paiva

      The headband makes her look like Gwen Stacy. I always thought it was funny that she was cast as Mary Jane and Emma Stone as Gwen, when both would be much better suited for the opposite role…

      Sorry, my comic book nerdiness sidetracked me. Should I have said something about her clothes?

      • tereliz

        I have always thought the same thing. Like, not that Emma should have starred in the Sam Raimi films, and vice versa, but that each actress seemed more physically suitable to play the other role. The headband here is really reinforcing that classic canonical image of Gwen Stacy.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I don’t hate the headband.

      (said in a very small voice while backing out of the room)

      • tereliz

        I honestly love the headband, but I hate everything else.

    • AndresB

      Errhh… I would not necessarily label a dress ‘perfectly fine’ which seems to be woven from black widow spider’s cobwebs and features a center bull’s eye.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        YES. I was surprised when Uncles T and Lo declared this “perfectly fine.” I was expecting some dress-bashing.

        • ItsDicey

          Me, too.

      • Introspective

        and a set of arrows directing everyone to her crotch just beneath said bullseye. I’d like to think that breasts and vajajay dont need signage for us to know where they fall on the human form.

        • AndresB

          Appears to me that hordes of today’s designers and stars are severely underestimating their public.

          • tereliz

            I misread that as “pubic”. Potato-Potahto.

            • ItsDicey

              That, too. haha

      • drdarke

        “This is a perfectly fine dress”? I don’t know what TLo were smoking when they wrote this, but I hope they brought enough for everybody!

        That isn’t a dress, it’s a Fredericks of Hollywood slip – and Our Miss Dunst is probably making those expressions because she’s terrified of pitching forward in those insanely awful shoes and hitting her nose on the red carpet! Also, whatever substances she was abusing right before her picture got taken didn’t help matters any….

      • barbarienne

        Right with you. In fact, I think I am in 100% disagreement with TLo on this outfit: the ONLY thing I like is the headband.

        I will grant that some other woman might have been able to rock this, but Kirsten Dunst couldn’t do it on her best day, let alone in whatever condition she’s in here.

    • Jessi03

      The dress is fabulous. The makeup is gorgeous. The face looks like she’s high as a kite and thinks she’s sneakily hiding it.

      • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

        My thoughts exactly….she’s laced!

    • Sara__B

      I’m not sure a dress that places a target in the middle of the chest is ever a good idea. A target made of sheer lace is a REALLY bad idea. Not pretty. Not flattering. (The dress belongs in the trash with the headband.)

    • MsBusy

      Mean mean mean TLo. Do you have a nasty quota that you need to reach each day? Sheesh.

    • LaSylphide

      Let’s hope she’s not attending an archery competition.

      • procrastinatrice

        Agree…Actually, I think that dress is pretty horrible, and a far cry from “fine.” The top part is like a dartboard.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      She is so uncomfortable in that dress, I feel like coming up to her and whisper: “it’s okay, no one can see your nipples.”

    • carnush

      Horrid dress. Looks cheap. Never liked Pucci.

    • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

      She looks like she’s about to cut a bitch.

    • JasmineAM

      Oh, just fuck those shoes/torture devices.

      • tereliz

        Fucking in might be the only thing they’re good for. She looks like she can’t stand up straight. (trying to be kind and blame her posture on the shoes)

    • CB

      That dress looks like a big ol’ nipple.

    • marilyn

      What a horrible dress. It looks kind of tacky. The concentric lace circles look cheesey. The over all effect is that it is not an expensive dress.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        I thought it looked cheap, too.

      • Little_Olive

        Really, the shoes are actually the best part of the ensemble (blushing). They make her legs look great.

    • http://www.facebook.com/henry.maler Henry Maler

      That dress looks like a cyclops. It’s scaring me.

      • Beverly Kozma

        It says “CBS” to me.

    • Sunraya

      Wow! She looks drunk or high. Her eyes are barely open. What has she done??? I cannot even see the dress!

    • decormaven

      An ode to pigs’ hooves: “Sing it over and over and over again…Frosty Morn…” Those of a certain age will understand.

    • TheAmericaness

      She’s stoned. Her pose looks like she’s just trying to stand upright. I give her props for that (no pun intended)…

      • l_c_ann

        As a member of the older generation, I would have interpreted her look as two drinks away from a “rode hard and put away wet” look, but I bow to the younger generation’s interpretation.

      • butterflysunita

        She is so high that I hope she takes those shoes off before she falls over.

      • mrspeel2

        Exactly what I was thinking!

    • P Tohe

      LMAO at the expression on her face. It’s like she farted and is trying to keep from busting out laughing about it.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I kind of hate this dress. And the expression on her face indicates that she does too.

    • Wendi126

      She looks like Jennifer Morrison’s evil yet fun stoner sister

    • http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

      Love those shoes!

    • laescupidera

      The flat version of those shoes got a compliment earlier today on Carrie Mulligan. What gives?

    • aeb1986

      i do not like this dress on her at all

    • stubbornthoughts

      Yep, that headband is criminal to the dress.

    • crash1212

      I don’t hate the headband. I DO hate those shoes. It’s a great dress and she looks cute in it. Not sure why all the sly-side-eye posey looks…maybe she was in a mood…because her feet hurt.

    • Imasewsure

      yes no liking from head to toe but I’ll take our dear uncles’ word for it that this dress can be saved

    • nannypoo

      Her face reminds me of my 3rd grade school picture.

    • MilaXX

      I don’t hate the headband but she is simply not working this look.

    • StellaZafella

      Thought bubble for Kirtsen’s head: “Don’t even think about it…whatever it is, don’t even…got me biatch?”

    • Barb Rayhttp://www.google.com/

      Those shoes. Love.

    • Rand Ortega

      Her face says 1 thing to me: She who smelt it…

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      She’s all “I’m going to beat the SHIT out of Abigail Breslin next time I see her.”

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      It looks like one giant nipple in the middle of the dress. No like.

    • pivia

      It looks like the knot of a tree staring back at me.

    • bd73

      inebriated. and trying to hide it.

    • oldbobbydraper

      triple yikes.

    • Trisha26

      Head to toe hein!

    • guest2visits

      I don’t mind the headband or the shoes, but I’m having a hard time liking this dress.

    • quiltrx

      It’s a nice design but cheapened by the fabrics used…and made even cheaper by her styling.

    • MartyBellerMask

      Oh my god the hair. Why is it so many colors??

    • SophieCollier

      Drunkface.

    • mickiemonkey

      Uncles! Wake up! She is wearing a BOOB EYE, for crying in the night!

      • bellafigura1

        Gotta agree. The dress is hideous. Pucci does not equal black lace + snakeskin insets. Ack. Cute shape and length, though and I’m good with the shoes.

    • demidaemon

      Man, that facial expression in the first photo is priceless. Made my day!

    • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

      She looks terrible. I recently saw her in Mona Lisa Smile, and she wore her 50s/60s clothes very well.

    • kathrineb

      is she drugged? drunk? yikes.

    • poggi

      I kind of like the dress even though there’s a boob bullseye and a crotch arrow. But she looks grumpy and uncomfortable.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      IS THAT HEADBAND MADE OF HAIR?????!?!?!?!

    • judybrowni

      She has a black belly button where her tits should be!

    • AlieMichelle

      I am so glad to see the return of Kiki Drunkst! I have an irrational love for her inebriated antics.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sally-Barry/100000202371996 Sally Barry

      I think the dress and shoes are beautiful, sorry. The hard yellow messy fake hair looks like crap, though.