Kirsten Dunst in Emilio Pucci

Posted on April 23, 2013

We get the impression Miss Kirsten is feeling not-so-fresh at the moment.

Kirsten Dunst attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Proenza Schouler pumps.

Proenza Schouler Fall 2013 d’Orsay Pump

Honey, relax those hands, open those eyes, and unpurse those lips. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, yes; maybe that headband, but this is a perfectly fine dress. What makes us sad is that your clear unwillingness to work it is keeping it from being more than just fine. Loosen up, honey. Slap a little color on somewhere; maybe some shoes that don’t look so serious or give you pigs’ hooves at a glance.

Oh, gosh. We kinda ripped this to shreds in an attempt to buck you up. We hate when that happens. Seriously, you’re fine. Just relax a little and cock a hip every now and then for the photographers, mkay?

And first chance you get, head to the ladies room, rip that thing off your head, and stuff it into the ladytrash receptacle, even if it makes your extensions fall out.

 

[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos, style.com]

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  • PastryGoddess

    Oh, gosh. We kinda ripped this to shreds in an attempt to buck you up

    What did you two drink this morning? Jet Fuel? ladystars tears? You guys are on a roll with the bitchy comments today?

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      Ladystar tears cracked me up!

  • Catiline

    She is making a trollface! It’s cracking me up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

    PIG’S HOOVES. i didn’t see it until i read it, and now i can’t UNsee it.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      They are exactly Porky Pig’s trotters!
      I guess it’s tricky for some stars to have red carpet events on 420.

    • tereliz

      Yeah, I was really jonesing for those pumps at first sight, but now…

  • hyperionic

    This dress is giving major boob eye.

  • Vickiefantastico

    Those shoes are gorgeous in the picture, not so great on her. With the way the heel bends back and forward, though, it seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

  • cmb123

    this is awful. It’s ill-fitting, unflattering and just plain boring. And she looks miserable. Yikes

  • Sobaika

    She looks high as a kite.

    • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

      I think she thinks we don’t notice.

      • Jessi03

        That’s why she has the sneaky face.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    The Black Hole of Pucci…..

  • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

    Turn your head to one side, and try to unsee the black demonic eye staring up at Kirsten’s headband. As well it should.

  • teensmom99

    the real problem: this dress is really meant for Jessica Pare or Twiggy. It’s not flattering–she has too many curves for it (and she’s not that curvy) and the lace and peep holes are just not good. Who wouldn’t be miserable?

  • http://www.facebook.com/isadora.paiva.7 Isadora Paiva

    The headband makes her look like Gwen Stacy. I always thought it was funny that she was cast as Mary Jane and Emma Stone as Gwen, when both would be much better suited for the opposite role…

    Sorry, my comic book nerdiness sidetracked me. Should I have said something about her clothes?

    • tereliz

      I have always thought the same thing. Like, not that Emma should have starred in the Sam Raimi films, and vice versa, but that each actress seemed more physically suitable to play the other role. The headband here is really reinforcing that classic canonical image of Gwen Stacy.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    I don’t hate the headband.

    (said in a very small voice while backing out of the room)

    • tereliz

      I honestly love the headband, but I hate everything else.

  • AndresB

    Errhh… I would not necessarily label a dress ‘perfectly fine’ which seems to be woven from black widow spider’s cobwebs and features a center bull’s eye.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      YES. I was surprised when Uncles T and Lo declared this “perfectly fine.” I was expecting some dress-bashing.

      • ItsDicey

        Me, too.

    • Introspective

      and a set of arrows directing everyone to her crotch just beneath said bullseye. I’d like to think that breasts and vajajay dont need signage for us to know where they fall on the human form.

      • AndresB

        Appears to me that hordes of today’s designers and stars are severely underestimating their public.

        • tereliz

          I misread that as “pubic”. Potato-Potahto.

          • ItsDicey

            That, too. haha

    • drdarke

      “This is a perfectly fine dress”? I don’t know what TLo were smoking when they wrote this, but I hope they brought enough for everybody!

      That isn’t a dress, it’s a Fredericks of Hollywood slip – and Our Miss Dunst is probably making those expressions because she’s terrified of pitching forward in those insanely awful shoes and hitting her nose on the red carpet! Also, whatever substances she was abusing right before her picture got taken didn’t help matters any….

    • barbarienne

      Right with you. In fact, I think I am in 100% disagreement with TLo on this outfit: the ONLY thing I like is the headband.

      I will grant that some other woman might have been able to rock this, but Kirsten Dunst couldn’t do it on her best day, let alone in whatever condition she’s in here.

  • Jessi03

    The dress is fabulous. The makeup is gorgeous. The face looks like she’s high as a kite and thinks she’s sneakily hiding it.

    • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

      My thoughts exactly….she’s laced!

  • Sara__B

    I’m not sure a dress that places a target in the middle of the chest is ever a good idea. A target made of sheer lace is a REALLY bad idea. Not pretty. Not flattering. (The dress belongs in the trash with the headband.)

  • MsBusy

    Mean mean mean TLo. Do you have a nasty quota that you need to reach each day? Sheesh.

  • LaSylphide

    Let’s hope she’s not attending an archery competition.

    • procrastinatrice

      Agree…Actually, I think that dress is pretty horrible, and a far cry from “fine.” The top part is like a dartboard.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    She is so uncomfortable in that dress, I feel like coming up to her and whisper: “it’s okay, no one can see your nipples.”

  • carnush

    Horrid dress. Looks cheap. Never liked Pucci.

  • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

    She looks like she’s about to cut a bitch.

  • JasmineAM

    Oh, just fuck those shoes/torture devices.

    • tereliz

      Fucking in might be the only thing they’re good for. She looks like she can’t stand up straight. (trying to be kind and blame her posture on the shoes)

  • CB

    That dress looks like a big ol’ nipple.

  • marilyn

    What a horrible dress. It looks kind of tacky. The concentric lace circles look cheesey. The over all effect is that it is not an expensive dress.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I thought it looked cheap, too.

    • Little_Olive

      Really, the shoes are actually the best part of the ensemble (blushing). They make her legs look great.

  • http://www.facebook.com/henry.maler Henry Maler

    That dress looks like a cyclops. It’s scaring me.

    • Beverly Kozma

      It says “CBS” to me.

  • Sunraya

    Wow! She looks drunk or high. Her eyes are barely open. What has she done??? I cannot even see the dress!

  • decormaven

    An ode to pigs’ hooves: “Sing it over and over and over again…Frosty Morn…” Those of a certain age will understand.

  • TheAmericaness

    She’s stoned. Her pose looks like she’s just trying to stand upright. I give her props for that (no pun intended)…

    • l_c_ann

      As a member of the older generation, I would have interpreted her look as two drinks away from a “rode hard and put away wet” look, but I bow to the younger generation’s interpretation.

    • butterflysunita

      She is so high that I hope she takes those shoes off before she falls over.

    • mrspeel2

      Exactly what I was thinking!

  • P Tohe

    LMAO at the expression on her face. It’s like she farted and is trying to keep from busting out laughing about it.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    I kind of hate this dress. And the expression on her face indicates that she does too.

  • Wendi126

    She looks like Jennifer Morrison’s evil yet fun stoner sister

  • http://www.facebook.com/CameronETurner Cameron Turner

    Love those shoes!

  • laescupidera

    The flat version of those shoes got a compliment earlier today on Carrie Mulligan. What gives?

  • aeb1986

    i do not like this dress on her at all

  • stubbornthoughts

    Yep, that headband is criminal to the dress.

  • crash1212

    I don’t hate the headband. I DO hate those shoes. It’s a great dress and she looks cute in it. Not sure why all the sly-side-eye posey looks…maybe she was in a mood…because her feet hurt.

  • Imasewsure

    yes no liking from head to toe but I’ll take our dear uncles’ word for it that this dress can be saved

  • nannypoo

    Her face reminds me of my 3rd grade school picture.

  • MilaXX

    I don’t hate the headband but she is simply not working this look.

  • StellaZafella

    Thought bubble for Kirtsen’s head: “Don’t even think about it…whatever it is, don’t even…got me biatch?”

  • Barb Rayhttp://www.google.com/

    Those shoes. Love.

  • Rand Ortega

    Her face says 1 thing to me: She who smelt it…

  • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

    She’s all “I’m going to beat the SHIT out of Abigail Breslin next time I see her.”

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    It looks like one giant nipple in the middle of the dress. No like.

  • pivia

    It looks like the knot of a tree staring back at me.

  • bd73

    inebriated. and trying to hide it.

  • oldbobbydraper

    triple yikes.

  • Trisha26

    Head to toe hein!

  • guest2visits

    I don’t mind the headband or the shoes, but I’m having a hard time liking this dress.

  • quiltrx

    It’s a nice design but cheapened by the fabrics used…and made even cheaper by her styling.

  • MartyBellerMask

    Oh my god the hair. Why is it so many colors??

  • SophieCollier

    Drunkface.

  • mickiemonkey

    Uncles! Wake up! She is wearing a BOOB EYE, for crying in the night!

    • bellafigura1

      Gotta agree. The dress is hideous. Pucci does not equal black lace + snakeskin insets. Ack. Cute shape and length, though and I’m good with the shoes.

  • demidaemon

    Man, that facial expression in the first photo is priceless. Made my day!

  • http://marshmallowjane.com/ marshmallowjane

    She looks terrible. I recently saw her in Mona Lisa Smile, and she wore her 50s/60s clothes very well.

  • kathrineb

    is she drugged? drunk? yikes.

  • poggi

    I kind of like the dress even though there’s a boob bullseye and a crotch arrow. But she looks grumpy and uncomfortable.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    IS THAT HEADBAND MADE OF HAIR?????!?!?!?!

  • judybrowni

    She has a black belly button where her tits should be!

  • AlieMichelle

    I am so glad to see the return of Kiki Drunkst! I have an irrational love for her inebriated antics.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sally-Barry/100000202371996 Sally Barry

    I think the dress and shoes are beautiful, sorry. The hard yellow messy fake hair looks like crap, though.