We are convinced that Hakkasan nightclub went on the cheap and hired a J Lo impersonator for its grand opening.
Jennifer Lopez attends Hakkasan Las Vegas Grand Opening Celebration in a Saint Laurent one-shoulder dress accessorized with Brian Atwood pumps and a Tom Ford clutch.
Because we look at that
- Shitty hair
- Shitty makeup
- Shitty dress, and
- Shitty shoes
And we can’t help but conclude that the real J Lo turned them down and is currently sleeping under a mink blanket in Beverly Hills while this trashy drag queen takes her place.
In other words, World? That is SO NOT Your J Lo.
Let us never speak of this again.
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