January Jones’ high-school mean-girl bitchface is a thing of such utter beauty and perfection that we are sometimes struck dumb by it, as if the really popular cheerleader just passed us in the hallway and sneered at us.
‘Mad Men’ star January Jones attends The Paley Center for Media presentation of “Mad Men” season 5 in New York City in a Zara blouse and Textile by Elizabeth and James jacket paired with Helmut Lang leather leggings, Christian Louboutin pumps, and IDC earrings.
TEXTILE by Elizabeth and James Sid Denim Jacket. Helmut Lang leather Leggings. Christian Louboutin Diptic Pump.
Of course, in this case, the really popular cheerleader is dressed a little bit like she’s crazy, but we all pretend not to notice, lest she make a cutting remark about our acne or our muffin tops.
Everything about this makes us laugh and clap. It’s such a perfect combination of “I’m a pretty ballerina!” and “I’m going to run away with a guy who has a motorcycle as soon as I turn 16!” topped off with a face that says “I hate all of you so much.” In many ways, it’s the perfect JanJo casual look; bitchy, sexy, and a little juvenile.
Kiernan Shipka must look at her every once in a while, raise a teenage eyebrow and think, “Really? This style amateur is supposed to play my mom? Pfft,” and go back to flipping though her Vogue.
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