January Jones in Sam & Lavi

Posted on April 12, 2013

January Jones continues to give the most epic bitchface in all of celebritydom. Bow down.


January Jones attends the 3rd Annual Coach Evening to benefit Children’s Defense Fund in a Sam & Levi dress paired with Coach heels.

Sam & Lavi Clementine Blue Bell Twill Cinched Waist Dress

Coach ‘Terri’ Heel

Seriously. It’s almost disappointing when she smiles.

As for the outfit, every piece she’s wearing is cute and/or chic, but in the words of our great muppet philosophers, “One of these things is not like the other.” That coat, chic as it is, absolutely takes everything away from the look, rendering a colorful dress and pair of shoes somehow drab. That dress is kind of on the skimpy side, so we’re all for adding a little coverage, but you can’t just throw any coat you have on, if you’re hitting the red carpet. Especially if the sleeves are way too long. It’s not a coincidence that she’s not taking her hands out of her pockets. If she does, those sleeves will unfurl to the floor.  It also doesn’t help that we hate her hair. We don’t mind a sloppy loose ‘do, but that centerpart is not her friend; not in this case, anyway.

This needed a cropped jacket in a different shade of blue or yellow than the ones in the dress. A little tone-on-tone without being matchy. It would bring the look together and let the colors of the dress stand out more. She really shouldn’t ever wear garments the color of that jacket. It washes her out completely.

[Photo Credit: Getty, .bloomingdales.com, coach.com]

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