This is one of those looks in which her lavender beehive actually works to her benefit.
Lavender Beehive will be the name of the all-lesbian band we’re going to manage. Or the all-drag-queen one.
Kelly Osbourne attends the CLEO magazine relaunch party at The Star in Sydney, Australia.
But there’s a lot here to break down.
The hair is, as we said, working pretty good for the look; even the sloppiness of it. Point in favor
The makeup is just okay. Her lips look like she just got finished making out with someone backstage and we don’t quite think the spider lashes are her friend. We’re gonna call that a point against.
The earrings are a bit much, but since were talking about a gal with purple Marge Simpson hair, we’re willing to let them slide.
The neckline looks a little bit skating costume crossed with a little bit jogging bra. Point against.
The dress itself is really cute and looks pretty awesome on her. Several points in favor.
The ring looks like something her boyfriend made for her in senior shop class. Point against.
The shoes need to be shipped back to Minnie Mouse. Point against.
That’s damn close to a totally neutral take, depending on how you define “several.” Overall, we’d call this one an IN, though. It just works for her.
IN! Works for me!
OUT! I can’t. And I’m about to tell you why.
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World has been waiting all this time to hear what the Bitter Kittens thought of her Iron Man dress. Well, wait no more, Gwynnie They hated it. You’re OUT.
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