Halle Berry in Roberto Cavalli

Posted on April 10, 2013

We’re sorry, but we have to laugh when the press goes all gaga over a pregnant celebrity and refers to everything she wears as a “baby bump dress” or “showing off her baby bump.”

Please. Get a hold of yourself, your slip is showing, Mary.

Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘The Call’ in Buenos Aires, Argentina in a Robert Cavalli one-shoulder gown accessorized with Demarco earrings and an Iritdesign ring.

That little ol’ thing? Pfft. Most people fart a gas bubble bigger than that every day. We love how preg lady stars are always directed to cup or hug their mostly non-existent belly. We think some really sarcastic lady star should wear a couture gown on the red carpet with BABY ON BOARD spelled out in sequins. Or maybe she can just point to her belly constantly, in every picture.

Oh, we joke because we love. Congrats to the cray-cray little drama queen and her irritable baby daddy.

The dress looks gorgeous on her; great color, but it is giving her a serious titscrepancy. Those are some fully cantilevered boobs.

 

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage]

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