Hailee Steinfeld in Valentino at CinemaCon

Posted on April 19, 2013

Oh, Hailee Steinfeld. Why must you taunt your imaginary gay uncles so? Why must you pull us in different directions?

Because this?

Hailee Steinfeld attends the 2013 CinemaCon Awards ceremony in Las Vegas, Nevada in a Valentino jumpsuit paired with a jimmy Choo clutch and Brian Atwood shoes.

Is pretty damn chic and fabulous. On the other hand, it’s also a sheer lace catsuit on a 16-year-old. We are very cross with you right now, Hailee; mostly for making us sound like grumpy old prudes. Your punishment is our derision regarding your too-matchy accessories.

We’ll grant that it’s really not all that sexualized and only gives the slightest illusion of actually being sheer. She’s technically “covered up,” it’s true. But we can’t change our initial impression, which was “YOU GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY, AND YOU JUST THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.”

And that’s not even getting into the utter weirdness that we actually like a sheer lace catsuit. Where did THAT come from? Oh, this is all just too confusing and upsetting for us. We need a cup of tea and an hour or two to watch our stories.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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