Girl, That’s Not Your Look: Salma Hayek in Saint Laurent

Posted on April 26, 2013

When we look at the following pictures and consider what Miss Salma wore last week, we think it’s safe to say three things about her current style:

 

Salma Hayek attends ‘Les P’tits Cracks’ – Charity Dinner At Pavillon des Champs Elysees in Paris in Saint Laurent.

Saint Laurent Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Elsa Sylvan (OUI)

  1. She’s having a ’70s moment.
  2. She’s having a turquoise moment.
  3. These moments cannot end quickly enough for T Lo.

Girl, we don’t know what the hell spurred on this sudden left-turn into Liz Taylor circa 1975, but it is NOT YOUR LOOK. Hell, it wasn’t even Liz’s look. Pack this up and ship it off to Jennifer Lawrence, dear. Let’s get you back into those rich bitch getups that you make sing.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]

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  • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

    Pretty much the kind of shit I’d wear if I were a billionaire’s wife. Though I probably wouldn’t even bother with a bra.

  • decormaven

    Feeling absolutely weepy looking at this. This is fashion emergency, STAT.

  • eowyn_of_rohan

    Ooh, the visible black bra. Do you want to make us all cry, Salma? Is that it?

    • winchesterCAT

      The bra is the prettiest, most flattering thing she’s wearing, though.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    This is what happens when you fire the naysayers. Honey, you need one in your life.

  • SewingSiren

    Old Hollywood glamour. I kind of like it. In a way.

    • Moriginal

      Me too. Even though she could fit a side of beef in those sleeves, I’m not hating it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=677547537 John Hodgins

    She must have really liked the look of her “Milk” ad. Actually, I take that back. That look was better than this.

  • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

    Is this some sort of cry for help?
    Is she miserable in some way? Afraid of aging? Going through hormone spikes? What is happening here? It’s been a steady decline in Hotness and I have concerns.

    • AnaRoW

      While I don’t think the outfit’s quite that bad, I can’t help but feel that her marriage has done her no favors. She seems less “Salma” somehow, if that makes any sense. I may just be reading more into than there is since I don’t like her husband.

      • http://dontmakeitlikeimdumb.blogspot.com/ annabelle archer

        No, I know exactly what you mean. She’s lost her sparkle since getting together with him.

      • SassieCassy

        maybe its not marraige but baby-related? i know what you are saying

  • MilaXX

    This looks awful on her. Hate the exposed bra & the dress swallows her up.

  • Tatiana Luján

    I would like this very much if she wasn’t showing her bra.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

    Girl, it is never your dress. Which is a shame considering what you have access to.

  • Little_Olive

    Nooooooo… and with tassels!! Over an exposed bra!

    Salma, I like yoy but you’re moving over to the bad side of rich wifedom.

  • Catiline

    Not Her Dress is putting it mildly. Hell, I’d say this is a strong contender for a “Salma Hayek Gives Up” post.

    • drdarke

      My Mother-in-Law has a bathrobe that looks just like that….

      My Mother has better taste – and so does my wife.

      • yulaffin

        Exactly – a bathrobe or a housecoat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bert.keeter Bert Keeter

    YSL, I mean the “REAL” YSL, knew how tho make a look like this work! As simple as this look appears there is way too much going on…that huge buttoned cuff for example is wrong with the cord at neck and the wide self sash! Volume of sleeve…. it just keeps getting worse!

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Yes. The disconnect between the old-school YSL and the newest incarnation is jarring. I’m all for brands evolving, but if you’re going to revisit looks that put the brand on the map, it shouldn’t look like a shoddy knock-off.

  • tereliz

    Looks comfortable. But somehow on Salma—I’m partially blaming the bra—it’s looking a little too matronly boudoir-adjacent. Definitely not her look.

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    This just… makes me sad. Eva Mendes is having a 70s moment… ship this dress off to her.

  • Pennymac

    Darling Salma,

    With your beauty, your access to money, and designers falling over themselves to give you stuff, there really is no excuse for making people cry.

    This entire look is a crime….

  • Lori

    If you have to wear a bra then that kind of keyhole neckline isn’t for you. This is not complicated.

  • VioletFem

    I think the color looks great on her but the style is all wrong.

  • VictoriaDiNardo

    Throw in a turban and some shoulder pads and it’s a “no wire hangers” moment. Oh, and running mascara.

  • conniemd

    Two things I’d never place together: monk’s robe with a keyhole peep into a black lace bra. Really really bizarro

  • CPK1

    this is without a doubt awful but if I had to choose i would take it over the truly hideous pant suit of last week. But that’s not saying much

  • theblondette

    I guess at that wealth level if you needed it, you could hire people to hold the girls up.

    • SassieCassy

      snorting!

    • lovelyivy

      It’s Salma Hayek. Dudes would fight to the death for the honor!

  • Imasewsure

    Yes bring back your inner Sophia Loren, Ms. Salma… one awful dowdy look after another these days

  • joanna dash

    But it has tassels!

  • sweet_potato

    That poor, wealthy woman.

  • teensmom99

    Us she going for Amanda Blake on gunsmoke or Belle Watling in Gone With the Wind?

  • Angela_the_Librarian

    If the top of the dress didn’t have that weird opening this actually wouldn’t look too bad. It’s probably a size too big on her, but I think it could have a relaxed-chic thing going on (the top is just so unfortunate)

  • crash1212

    Nicely fitted bra though.

  • E. D.

    This is one of those “scroll down” shots. Didn’t see the sleeves (yikes) or the skirt (OMG NO) on the newsreader shot. Don’t mind turquoise on her though.

  • Kate4queen

    That’s just terrible!

  • mmc2315

    Sing it. You are so right, TLo.

  • SassieCassy

    where is her crystal ball tho

  • buscateunomasalto

    I love it.

  • sekushinonyanko

    I bet Eva Mendes is so peeved right now…

  • kirkyo

    She’s become the gold standard for these “Not your look” posts. The only think I like is the neckline

  • MoHub

    It it was meant to be a peignoir and not to be worn out in public, I might accept it. And if it were tighter and had huge shoulder pads, I’d call it Joan Collins Dynastywear

    But I believe Joan was older then than Salma is now.

  • YoungSally

    Le p’tits cracks ??? Somethings do not translate well from the French….

  • Adriana_Paula

    Maybe if it were knee length and the front were closed?

  • http://www.facebook.com/joanne.abrams Joanne Abrams

    Definitely looks like a bathrobe, a bad bathrobe!

  • Anniebet

    Did she join a cult that allows lacy black bras?

    • bd73

      well how else is a cult gonna make money? panhandling on a whole ‘nother level.

  • lobsterlen

    That is the aqua version of the Jesus robe Angelina was wearing a few weeks ago.

  • girliecue

    I’m assuming her husband is making her dress this way. And given the outfits she’s worn the last couple of years I’d say she’s got reasonable grounds for divorce.

  • TheAmericaness

    Too much money + too much time + surrounded by “yes ladies” = THAT. Cure? Small apartment in NYC on a money diet with two gays to bitch slap her if she goes near anything retro.

  • e jerry powell

    That’s not anyone’s look. Not even 1972 porn stars.

    Lord, take me now.

    • e jerry powell

      Looks like I have to take that back already. Bette Midler is wearing it’s filthy cousin in I’ll Eat You Last on Broadway.

  • unbornfawn

    This moment can’t be over too soon for this bitter kitten either.

  • http://profiles.google.com/phyllis.craine Phyllis Craine

    This is what happens when shoppers and designers actually believe the crap that Pantone publishes about seasonal color predictions, which Pantone claims is based on market research but I’m convinced is just a marketing ploy.