Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Paula Patton in Gucci

Posted on April 09, 2013

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen such a massive disconnect between the dress on the red carpet and the dress on the runway.

 

Paula Patton attends the New York screening of ‘Disconnect’ at The SVA Theater in a Gucci white dress accessorized with Kara Ross earrings and a House of Lavande Vintage ring.

Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke

Now, we’ll state right upfront that we don’t like this dress.  Actually, that’s not quite true. We like the dress for the most part, but we just can’t stand the craft store crap going on up top. That just ruins it for us.

But that’s not the main issue here. The main issue here is that Miss Paula doesn’t seem to understand that every dress doesn’t have to be tight and body-conscious. This one certainly wasn’t designed to be that way. We think going up a size might help, but it would probably make her shoulders and arms look massive. No, dear. This one was meant for the less bodacious girls, we’re afraid. Ship this off to some skinny little starlet and let’s get you into something a little higher on the bootylicious scale, if that’s what you’re looking for.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com, style.com]

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