Evan Rachel Wood at Vanity Fair Party

Posted on April 17, 2013

Wow. You put a baby in her and suddenly Evan Rachel Wood is serving up Fraulein Maria realness:

 

Evan Rachel Wood attends Vanity Fair Party in New York City in a belted black dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.

Christian Louboutin ‘Comtesse’ Pump

When did she become Julie Andrews?

Not that she looks bad. She actually looks quite sweet, in a classic chic sort of way. Love those shoes – and we normally hate shoes with little bows on them.

Pregnant ladystars really are afraid you might think they got fat, aren’t they? Why else do they do the “I AM WITH CHILD” pose? Or maybe it’s because, after a lifetime of starvation to fit into sample sizes and get the best roles, they’re just thrilled to not have to care for a little while. “CHECK OUT MY HUGE BELLY, FUCKERS. I HAD A POUND OF COLD SPAGHETTI FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, christianlouboutin.com]

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