Evan Peters and Emma Roberts in West Hollywood

Posted on April 29, 2013

Aw, kids. Don’t look so stressed out. We’re not going to judge. Not too harshly, anyway.


Evan Peters and Emma Roberts leave Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

Could those smiles be any tighter and less sincere? Kids, CALM DOWN. You look FINE.


Well, we’re just gonna say it. Evan, those are Not Your Pants, and Emma, the badass shoes, badass bag AND the leather jacket were a bit much, we’re thinking.

Now let a smile be your umbrella, go home, and think about what we’ve said to you. We’re not so awful after all, are we?


[Photo Credit: David Tonnessen,PacificCoastNews]

    • lexilexi

      Photo 3: The slightly flushed nose, guilty grin, half-closed eyes… methinks they were imbibing and got caught.

      • http://twitter.com/jen_canary Jennifer Ford

        Caught doing what? She’s 22.

        • lexilexi

          Caught by the paps…

        • VicD

          She looks 11 in those pictures.

          • http://twitter.com/jen_canary Jennifer Ford

            No, she really doesn’t.

      • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

        Looks like she was crying to me, I was wondering if they had a fight.

        • VicksieDo

          That was my first thought, fighting.

    • Sarah

      Beartrap shoes leads math teacher to dinner. Weird.

    • Eric

      My god, they’re so pale.

      • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

        Flash on a poorly lit street will do that to you…

      • Ava

        It wasn’t even summer then.

    • snarkykitten

      Someone’s waa~aaasted

    • Introspective

      Emma looks trashed. Evan looks entirely uninteresting. that said cute little red dress and shoes are hot.

      but there’s no major fashion moments going down here. nothing to see folks.

    • SewingSiren

      Sometimes I smile like that if I think I have something in my teeth. Maybe they just ate spinach or something.

    • aeb1986

      It looks like hes carrying shoe boxes out with him…are those leftovers??

      • Lori

        They look like actual shoe boxes. Maybe they did a little shopping on the way to dinner.

    • imspinningaround

      Man, that is some next level drunkface on Emma Roberts.

    • kittenwithaquip

      Chateau Marmont: where celebrities go to get wasted, and paparazzi camp out to get the evidence.

    • random_poster

      I like Emma’s ensemble, including the shoes and bag. Will withhold comments on the jacket since I can’t see it.

      Hope neither one of them drove home. DUIs are evil.

      • snarkykitten

        people who drive drunk are careless assholes. I’m assuming that’s what you meant by DUIs are evil

        • JasmineAM

          This 21 year old has lost many a friend because she wouldn’t go out with them anymore after finding out they drive home drunk. On the interstate at that. I just don’t get how people can even do it.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      He is so AWKWARD. And she is definitely drunk or otherwise wasted. Otherwise, I agree with TLo’s assessment.

    • another_laura

      Hope there was a car and driver waiting for them….

    • http://twitter.com/bobfoxsky Julia Fox

      He reminds me of a young Malcolm McDowell in these pictures….

    • TheAmericaness

      Most of that trust fund is spent on therapy, let me tell ya.

      • http://www.lifeinspice.com/ rose88

        Based on the pictures I’d say that and really high quality weed.

        • TheAmericaness


    • http://www.lifeinspice.com/ rose88

      Oh Evan, my one cougar crush, why are you wearing clothing two sizes too small and what’s with the bow tie? Is it some kind of hipster thing I’m too old and out of touch to understand?

      • hape_dex

        I think the bow tie is adorable.

    • Qitkat

      He looks grim and she’s a wistful little moppet. Or what everyone else is saying…tough to be famous sometimes, caught doing normal people things.

    • MilaXX

      Eh, she looks emo and he looks like he’swearing his father’s clothes.

    • jw_ny

      his pants may fit/look better if he didn’t have his cell phone in the front pocket…those dang phones! what to do with them!!! other than that…adorkable.

      her outfit is perfect imo…those shoes with that dress especially.

    • http://heartprintandstyle.com/ Vivi N

      They drunk as shit.

      With that being said, I want Emma’s badass shoes and badass clutch.

      • Lisa M. (ReVoir) Kramp

        My thoughts exactly!

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      She looks high. He looks awkward and guilty. And what’s in that box? A corsage? Leftovers? A Barbie? What?

    • formerlyAnon

      She’s cute and I love her look for someone her age. Shoes look painful, though.
      He’s looking dorky. Not my cuppa.

      From the boxes, they seem to have been shopping, but why doing it so dressed up? (Good idea Emma, if you’re giving him a makeover.)

    • Anniebet

      You’re right, TLO, those aren’t his pants. Those are my step dad’s pants, for when he gets dressed up to go to his Rotary meetings or Elks club.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      She look like she’s had one too many. I’m not sure I like the vertical ruffle, or that the badass offsets the prissy ruffle.

    • ConnieBV

      Evan, your sweater is way too tight.

    • Damien W

      If they decide to remake Eight Is Enough and Family Ties, here’s their Nicholas and Mallory, respectively. Oy,

    • bellafigura1

      I think they look adorable, they are like, 20, after all. I love how he has to hold the hostess gift (or swag, more likely) and how she’s dragging him along.